What’s with Norton taking bathroom breaks every 20 minutes? Ends shows early, comes back from breaks very late, abruptly ends segments. Is this a serious medical condition or one of his phony phobias like his alcoholism?
69 2018-09-15 by SamRobertsSucks
51 comments
1 ChadKensingtonBulge 2018-09-15
Bladder cancer
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-09-15
Unprofessional radio host.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-09-15
Colon cancer.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-15
comedy cancer
1 ElFaporino 2018-09-15
it's Baby Boy Jim sending some message that only he understands or cares about
1 JimandFred 2018-09-15
rectal cancer
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2018-09-15
Ass cancer
1 shamr0x 2018-09-15
Tell us how it’s effecting you in any way possible?
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-09-15
1 shamr0x 2018-09-15
Fuck me, lol.
1 JimandFred 2018-09-15
gloryhole connected to both Andy Cohen's studio and Shade 45.
1 bal0rd 2018-09-15
no wonder MbM's throat sounds so rough these days.
1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-09-15
Butt cancer
1 sirlucd 2018-09-15
Sphincter dystrophy. He's regaining his muscle movements by doing enema holds.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-09-15
PrEP side effects.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-15
yup. Not a joke, this is it.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-09-15
I know.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-15
also he may be taking laxatives to keep his weight down so he can maintain a slimmer (feminine) physique
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-09-15
Valid point. Also, what’s up DLS? How you been, sir?
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-15
im just a poster among posters friend
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-09-15
Fair enough. Well, we’re all fans of your work.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-09-15
Faggot cancer aka AIDS.
1 tjdon 2018-09-15
It’s his workin out an eatin betta
1 Holdontoyabutt 2018-09-15
Gahn ta' the jaim
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-15
le cancer du cul
1 Tylly 2018-09-15
Il a déjà le cancer d'la face
1 Godsprolapsedanus 2018-09-15
He’s making butt poops with his asshole.
1 AntsCamera 2018-09-15
Lazy baby boy.
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-09-15
Negotiating tactics
1 TheRiff69 2018-09-15
It's the effects of being subjected to Anal Annihilation by King Alan many times over.
1 eTm9000 2018-09-15
Anixety over his upcoming firing
1 imcrapyall 2018-09-15
Its almost like if you're into a bunch of unhealthy shit and openly brag about it, it'll affect your health later on.
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1 Dirty_Deebs 2018-09-15
He said on Rogan he couldn't go out on a boat because knowing he couldn't shit would make him have to shit. The man's not right.
1 roninPT 2018-09-15
Anal incontinence.....too much tranny cock.
1 Scorch_PFG 2018-09-15
He's beatin' his meat in there and he thinks about guys.
1 anonimescu 2018-09-15
He holds his shit in and jerks off to stimulate the prostate. It's been discussed on the show before, I think. Wirh his egg white and toast diet he probably some thick logs too
1 jaruul 2018-09-15
He can't get off on simply shoving shit up his asshole. Everything down there that could be prodded and probed, he's done it. Metal rods up the pee hole. It's a constant burning, infectious, torn and scarred mass of flesh. An abomination.
1 Molly_Whop 2018-09-15
More importantly, why are you still listening to this garbage?
1 mattirawks 2018-09-15
Why does this question get repeated. If people didn't listen to any of this stuff, the sub would have died 4 years ago.
1 El_Heato 2018-09-15
He's in recovery sir. Those Aste Spumante's back in High School were hard to kick
1 bal0rd 2018-09-15
HOW DARE THEY COME TO ME WITH THIS LAUGHABLE OFFER. walks off to the bathroom
1 anitathequeef 2018-09-15
Prostrate Prolapse
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-09-15
Cancer of the anti-humorous bone
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-09-15
Or he’s using again.
1 chris2webby 2018-09-15
what kind of people have to use the bathroom every 20 minutes? BAAABBYYY BOYYYYS
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-09-15
His organs are loose from being fucked by Nordic transvestites
1 SteakSauce66 2018-09-15
His shit pussy been to’ up, dawlin’
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-15
it all goes down in them toilets
1 fishbulbx 2018-09-15
Maybe eating cialis like candy isn't good for the digestive system. I always wondered how he could not see dick pills as an addiction.
1 elmachinist 2018-09-15
Morton strikes as a fellow who constantly has liquid shits.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-15
Rectal prolapse
1 snaker96 2018-09-15
Probably a real bad coke habit, worm is always sweating and sniffing his nose constantly.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-15
prep side effect (not joking)