r/opieandanthony: This thing is 35 years old.

And it wasn't due to the normal stresses (will I be a good father/ I am 100% responsible for another human now/ got to make good money for the next 18 years minimum etc.) No. It was down to his jealousy of seeing his mommy pay more attention to little Edgar than to her "Special Sammykins."

He shook with rage when his request for breaded chicken race cars was met with a casual "not now Sam, I'm holding my grandson."

1 UhLookHereMan 2018-09-15

I'd kill to see how fucked-up that kid looks

1 YoussefBozydStawski 2018-09-15

i still cant believe sam got it in long enough to have a kid

1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-15

it was artificial insamination, turkey baster job.

1 YoussefBozydStawski 2018-09-15

good point, probably swapped it out last second

1 stickybahleg 2018-09-15

Ugh...... the new elephant man

1 kencat100 2018-09-15

or the new blob fish man...trying to think of the ugliest thing on earth--hell, call it the Sam Roberts man.

1 gab-a-ghoul 2018-09-15

It's not even necessarily that he looks much older than that, more than he looks hideous in every way imaginable. Fucking no-upper-lip-having talentless ape.

1 McGowan9 2018-09-15

He looks easily in his mid to late 40s. It's partly down to his awful hair and his refusal to shave it off but it's also just his face in general. He is appalling to behold.

1 JohnDough911 2018-09-15

No shit. He calls himself a broadcaster, but doesn’t shave his face before going on television.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-15

I believe he is going for the action hero stubble look

1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-09-15

Brother, you just named the Sam Roberts Documentary (in my opinion.) APPALING TO BEHOLD. What better title than that, I ask you?

1 McGowan9 2018-09-15

I thought something wrestling or junk food related - Royal Bumble or Chick-fil-gay. I don't know, just riffin babe.

1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-09-15

Appalling To Behold, good sir. "If it's not broken don't fix it."

1 geechsmellhound 2018-09-15

Someone should put a close up of that thing on r/simps and see how it does.

1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-09-15

Sam's parents put him on growth hormones at the age of 15. This is the result.

1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2018-09-15

They really should be arrested for child abuse, I've never seen such demasculinization in my life.

1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-15

He looks like a young grandfather.

1 JohnDough911 2018-09-15

His lip divot is enraging. It’s the worst thing about him.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-15

ENRAGING Do you always mimic lil Jimmy's phrases or just today?

1 JohnDough911 2018-09-15

I always do. Not just today.

1 UhLookHereMan 2018-09-15

what's your deal, man

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-15

I dont really know at this point

1 UhLookHereMan 2018-09-15

I appreciate your candor

1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-15

Sometimes it appears as though he has no philtrum at all but on other occasions it is as though the Grand Canyon is looking down on his lips. He is atrocious.

1 JohnDough911 2018-09-15

Philtrum? Thanks, Hippocrates.

1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2018-09-15

That's from all the cocks and friction.

1 PlumpSausitch 2018-09-15

Why are we not jocktobering wwe’s twitter about this talentless faggot? That should be routine by now when they have this douche on

1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-09-15

He looks like a young looking 65 year old.

1 Coreyholcombs 2018-09-15

I can't fathom want kind of WWE suit looked at this thing and decided "we should give something that looks like this TV face time". Then he discussed it with other suits a d they agreed

1 barosa 2018-09-15

He's probably offering to do it for free, because for him it's not about the money, it's about bring a grown ass man who's still obsessed with wrestling.

1 Dre013 2018-09-15

He is. It’s a barter deal where they put their steroided goofs and butterface chicks on his show for pub, and he gets to do the pregame show and sniff jocks in the locker room.

1 NashuaDan 2018-09-15

Sam does it for free, and WWE gets free promo time on Sirius. If Sam loses his radio gig, won't see him on WWE TV no more

1 PlugsandLifts 2018-09-15

He’s looking particularly Fetal Alcohol Syndromy here.

1 ManbadFerrara 2018-09-15

It's really weird to find out he's the same age as me.

1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-09-15

Come on, sir, you know you look like a stepped on platic bag of dog shit...ya know, “like a plastic bag...at a plastic bag convention.”

1 kencat100 2018-09-15

Of course it's the looks coupled with an odious personality and over-the-top arrogance--the trifecta of the worst humans have to offer.

1 stndrd_bllsht 2018-09-15

It's like those Geico caveman commercials.

1 NY19 2018-09-15

How can he simultaneously look immature like a he's a child while also looking old and decrepit. How can you look 15 and 65 at the same time?

1 Matikorn 2018-09-15

Why doesn't he just shave his fucking head and own it? Why is he hanging on to those last curly mulatto hairs

1 Newborn_Fleshlyte 2018-09-15

Because Mother doesn’t approve, she needs to replenish her Tupperware for storing the Mongoloid’s nigger pubes.

1 246h8 2018-09-15

Larry Fine fucked a monkey.

1 Phkna1 2018-09-15

I demand to know why this man has not been murdered. Certainly there is one among us deranged enough to do the deed.

Please don't kill Sam. I don't really mean it. Just make him kill himself.

1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-15

He's both 12 and 62 at the same time.

1 instarembling 2018-09-15

We can say that besides his disgusting curly pubic hair on his head, the receding hairline, deformed ears, missing upper lip, crooked eyes, bloated nostrils and super thick eyebrows he looks pretty decent for his age (62)

1 Stankysnatch82 2018-09-15

His face and a Camera lens should have a long distant relationship and yet this delusional kike can't help but take snaps of himself and his non existant upper lip.

1 Reaktif 2018-09-15

So gross. Why would God make such a hideous thing?

1 elmachinist 2018-09-15

Sam roberts has real life homer simpson mouth

This thing is 35 years old.

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