My dad’s in Europe for a couple weeks, so I have to look after his very elderly mother. I just dropped off a bunch of groceries at her apartment. I guess you could say I fed Nana.
I was actually thinking of me and a couple buddies heading to his place next weekend. Drink a bunch of beers, swim in the pool, grill something up on the bbq, suck each other off. Just a fun boys night.
You don't. My aunt was able to get round trip tickets from Miami to Paris for $600 last year. Trick is to find relatively new airlines that are desperate to generate buzz and watch the prices on their website like a hawk. Ticket prices can change in either direction by the hour.
Problem is, considering the kind of money half the people on this subreddit earn (are welfare checks really
"earned"?), spending $600 is pretty much an upper class expenditure.
21 comments
1 sams_seed 2018-09-15
Good for you. I helped a lady carry her baby to chirch today.
1 Mintwa 2018-09-15
Church? On saturday? Must be a black thing.
1 Belchides 2018-09-15
1 holodog 2018-09-15
And she came out empty handed
1 CorradoSoprano4 2018-09-15
So you did more for your grandma in a couple of weeks than Anthony did in the last five years of his mother's life.
1 hitch21 2018-09-15
Does your dad also have a 6 foot 5 Scandinavian transsexual girlfriend?
1 ChipFatigue 2018-09-15
Nice brag about your fancy Euro trip dad, stupid.
1 aa33575 2018-09-15
I didn’t know you had to be fancy to go to Europe. Nice try with the hate though.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-15
Top-hat monocle wearing motherfucker
1 YoussefBozydStawski 2018-09-15
mde fag ^
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-15
Don't be coarse
1 jsnoots 2018-09-15
Your Dad's away? Have a party! Whooooo!
1 aa33575 2018-09-15
I was actually thinking of me and a couple buddies heading to his place next weekend. Drink a bunch of beers, swim in the pool, grill something up on the bbq, suck each other off. Just a fun boys night.
1 goo-gobbler 2018-09-15
Fuck yeah, count me in
1 cory_stereo 2018-09-15
You don't. My aunt was able to get round trip tickets from Miami to Paris for $600 last year. Trick is to find relatively new airlines that are desperate to generate buzz and watch the prices on their website like a hawk. Ticket prices can change in either direction by the hour.
Problem is, considering the kind of money half the people on this subreddit earn (are welfare checks really
"earned"?), spending $600 is pretty much an upper class expenditure.
1 johnnyroberts 2018-09-15
I layed about and drank all day, I guess we're both doing gods work son.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-15
Following your story, you have simply supplied her. However it is unclear if she is able to cook and partake in the food.
In this context, it is paramount that you properly FEED NANA
1 AntsCamera 2018-09-15
How heavy of a sleeper is she?
1 Dont_be_a_faggot_ 2018-09-15
Boo.
1 anonimescu 2018-09-15
Perfect time to compare if she or her son give better blowjobs.
1 246h8 2018-09-15
I had beer and Jagermeister shits all morning. Then I played at an arcade all day. Played pinball until my hands hurt.
1 1point44mb_is_fine 2018-09-15
I've been trying to figure out where "Nana" came from...?
1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-15
I'm proud of you
1 holodog 2018-09-15
And she came out empty handed