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Goddamn he has lost a lot of hair. Do you think the reason he doesn’t shave it is because he thinks it’s his “brand”?

Nice brand, stupid.

You really lobbed that one up to yourself so you could whack it out of the park, didn't you?

I suppose I did. Thanks.

T-ball Champ

I guess I am

Its like he didnt try to comb/brush it, just shoved his head under hand dryer in the bathroom.

Or he spent an hour on it making sure it looked just like this.

And watched his awful dying pubes blow away like leaves in the wind.

It must disgust his wife when her wedding ring get tangled in that mess.

She was never the piece of ass that Anthony and Jimmy fake crowed about but she was ok a few years ago. A cute-ish 6 out of 10 Jewess. She also looks like shit now. Someone posted a picture of her recently and she looks like Walter White's first wife, the one that leaves him for his best friend and business partner.

She doesnt have to " look good" anymore. Look at him. After having the kid and not having a prenup. Sam is just there to provide extra income. If he doesnt like it, he can leave half his shit, alimony, and the house with her and the kid. While moving back into the folks place. Those are his options.

That is wonderful news.

He's got plenty of options

That or fear of being sued by Karl Pilkington for stealing his likeness.

Sam's brand is clogging the shower drain

Sami Brand

Its electric.

Sam is a failed abortion! The tongs had his Bonk’s Adventure lookin ass halfway out his momma’s pussy and she said I changed my mind!!! Put him back in!

Bonk!

Fuck yeah, turbo grafix yooma

ME: Where we at with the 3DO?

Don't have time for that, too busy playing my Atari Jaguar.

The Lynx was underrated.

Panasonic or Goldstar?

Fuck that shit! Neo Geo all the way!

That fucking hair is infuriating. He needs to be strapped to a chair and having that mess of burnt pubes forcibly hacked off his head.

Preferably along with the rest of his head.

Nice mortal terror, stupid

I hope he has to do some local morning zoo show and we can call in and torture him

the only way I can wrap my mind around grown men like rasslin is that it to them, they get the same emotion I get when I watch zombie movies from the 70's and whatever schlock Roger Corman shit I enjoy. for the gimmick of it all.

I can't believe there are actually people watching it as a sport that needs analyzing by retards like Sam. Not to say the wrestlers themselves are not doing crazy stuns and shit I give them mad credit for.....

.....im saying Sam is a faggot.

That is a look of a man who bombed

If I didn't know better, I'd assume hair was a disease.

Sam

Man On The Side

Gaudy Bright Lights

America

2018

May the Republic rest in piss.

Career?

Or he spent an hour on it making sure it looked just like this.

And watched his awful dying pubes blow away like leaves in the wind.