guys, my dick is like hella big

0  2018-09-15 by SoulsOfDeadAnimals

talking big guys

27 comments

How big we talkin? I just blew a guy and got tears in the corners of my lips from opening my mouth too wide. What u know about that?

TI over here.

you must have one of them tiny butthole mouths. no guy with a hog that big is spending anytime with a girl like you, fucking belly looks like a potato is growing on it. giving me shit.. i really thought you were the one too, i was willing to look past everything. but now you’re coming at me like this getting me all emotional.

All my niggas is huge

I'm on the smaller side of average, plus I said your belly button looked like a chest ripper from Alien and then proceed to call call you a circus freak.

But looking past all that, I was wondering if I could get a solid beej and then never speak to you again.

I dont get the reference, so maybe.

Cool, I'm packing 5.5 and I hate your kind. Where should we meet up?

Palm beach outlets

Cool, I'll be there in 5. Don't bring any of your friends, your kind makes me nervous.

cool, (+2 syllables) 5. (stupid shit).

i’ discovered the pattern, do i win anything?

I also said "your kind" twice in a row.

I'm a repetitive cunt.

how dis i miss that

Idk, I was really floundering out there and depended on you to call me out.

You have failed me and yourself.

my penis hurts to much to jerk but all i wanna do is jerk it

One time I got a yeast infection while taking antibiotics and the skin was peeling off my dick and it hurt like hell.

I carefully jerked it with two fingers while gritting my teeth from the pain.

I'm a degenerate and completely understand what you're going through.

babe, i’m sorry for everything, let me put a baby in you and pay you welfare every month cause i love you booooooo.

Yup and they all leave you knocked up and herniated, dumb bitch.

i’m there for the long run hunny, don’t listen o this guy. what we got is forever. no DA gunna keep me from you babe. i love my babe, nobody gunna take my babe away from me, and my family.

they fucked your belly button out

aggressive

My dicks huge too, just ask Marion.

the fuck you’re goin on about?

it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.

says every guy packing under 4”

I got an S curve!

I’m assuming you’re from the Bay Area

209 bitch

i’m there for the long run hunny, don’t listen o this guy. what we got is forever. no DA gunna keep me from you babe. i love my babe, nobody gunna take my babe away from me, and my family.