I saw some clip where he said the reason his nose is like this is he "snorted shards of glass in a crushed up oxycontin". Lol who knows if that's even true or just general wear and tare?
He told the story like a year ago. His nose has gotten worse in the the last 6 months. I did research about it apparently it happens to a lot of heroin attics. It would cost about 20 grand to fix. Either he is broke or just doesn't give a shit.
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I know dozens and dozens of heroin addicts. Not one of them have anything close to this. Hell, Ive sniffed/shot hundreds of grams of powder in my time and never seen anything CLOSE to a nose like that. (Ive cut out abscesses, seen gangrene hands, black requiem for a dream type holes in arms/legs, all types of shit. But never a nose like that.)
I hate Artie so much. Can anyone recommend a funny bit this guy ever did, because I listened to a fair bit of his stuff lately and seriously it's all AA show tier shit. He has 3 boring stories in him and that's it. Time wasting junkie cunt.
Heh heh *wheeeze* I was in gambling debt to a mob bookie heh heh heh *wheeeze* one time John Whogivesafuck said Niggerish Cage instead of Nicholas Cage heh heh *cough, wheeze*
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1 white518 2018-09-15
you have to give the guy credit being alive so long.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-09-15
You really do. It's only the only credit I'll give him. I almost want him to outlive Pete Davidson.
1 CorradoSoprano4 2018-09-15
What an accomplishment that is. He should feel really proud.
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2018-09-15
This is what happens when the fat, out of control comedian doesn't die young. His body clearly wants to die.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-15
I saw some clip where he said the reason his nose is like this is he "snorted shards of glass in a crushed up oxycontin". Lol who knows if that's even true or just general wear and tare?
1 white518 2018-09-15
He told the story like a year ago. His nose has gotten worse in the the last 6 months. I did research about it apparently it happens to a lot of heroin attics. It would cost about 20 grand to fix. Either he is broke or just doesn't give a shit.
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-15
A year ago? He talked about all the fucking time on the AA show
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-15
Oh I don't know m8. He probably is broke and also clearly doesn't care about his appearance.
1 thexbigxgreen 2018-09-15
I feel like Artie might not fix it so he can just have another reason to hate himself and feel regretful for what he's done.
1 Patmcpsu 2018-09-15
He got hired at Compound Media, where being broke is a job requirement.
1 ProfessionalCrump 2018-09-15
"heroin attics"... like where Cinderella slept? I hate to be this guy, but: *heroine.
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1 ManAndGodAndLion 2018-09-15
Tss tss whatabout heroin basements or sumthin?
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-15
I know dozens and dozens of heroin addicts. Not one of them have anything close to this. Hell, Ive sniffed/shot hundreds of grams of powder in my time and never seen anything CLOSE to a nose like that. (Ive cut out abscesses, seen gangrene hands, black requiem for a dream type holes in arms/legs, all types of shit. But never a nose like that.)
1 Frequent2001 2018-09-15
you can't get a nose like that just from snorting shit up your nose from "wear and tare"
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-15
Yeah well I don't know. Only have done blow a few dozen times since it was free. Never done H.
1 dopef123 2018-09-15
How is his nose even worse now? Can't he just inject drugs like a normal piece of shit.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-09-15
He has finally lost more weight than dignity.
1 Frequent2001 2018-09-15
i doubt it.. its surprising he didn't finish the job by now
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-15
A-CHA-CHA-CHA!
1 Virginia_Beach 2018-09-15
he got a case of nigger nose
1 boogsuge 2018-09-15
How hasn’t he gotten that Fuckn nose fixed yet? Can anyone shed some light on why he’s unable to get that monster back to normal?
1 i_got_a_small_deeek 2018-09-15
I keep thinking these pictures where his nose is about 107x the size it should be are old. Turns out, it's from yesterday.
1 ManAndGodAndLion 2018-09-15
I hate Artie so much. Can anyone recommend a funny bit this guy ever did, because I listened to a fair bit of his stuff lately and seriously it's all AA show tier shit. He has 3 boring stories in him and that's it. Time wasting junkie cunt.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-15
Heh heh *wheeeze* I was in gambling debt to a mob bookie heh heh heh *wheeeze* one time John Whogivesafuck said Niggerish Cage instead of Nicholas Cage heh heh *cough, wheeze*
1 stickybahleg 2018-09-15
Soon his entire face will just be nose
1 brocktoon13 2018-09-15
Can someone explain what actually happened to his nose. Medically.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-09-15
That nose is horrifying, I know a lot of scumbags and I’ve never seen anything like that
1 elmachinist 2018-09-15
Is his nose permanently fucked up?