INTERIOR, EARLY AM

radio-alarm clock: "reet-moh" radio-alarm clock: "reet-moh day lah no-chay"

    [Opie falls out of bed]

Opie: "Hou lah lah, dat hoit!" Lynsi: "Ha ha!" Audience: "Ha ha!"

    ENTER: Bolo, Duke of Rome

Bolo: "Methinks nonesuch foresooth." Opie: "Hey, are you some kind of "mo?" Lynsi: "Ha ha!" Audience: "Ha ha!" Bolo: "Ha ha! Ya got me!"

    [everyone dies]

    THE END

    ENTER: Brother Joe

Brother Joe: "Sorry I'm late! I was shoving my guitar up my" - "HEY! WHA HAPPEN?" Audience: "Ha ha!" Brother Joe: "Who's signing my check?" Audience: "Ha ha!"