burp. sniff. HOLD ON. lets go to the phones. SNOWAAY. they really wanna get in on this. me and patrice talked for hoursss. fawk. "we" when taking about himself. im just tired today brother. leave it alone. stutter. high pitched defensive voice at minor jab.
as douchey as that was, its not even in the same universe. that fat titted sloth RUINED the show consistently for fucking 10 years. i have to manually tune out that fucking trying-to-be-a-bro frat humourless insecure lying douchebag out of 10+ years worth of entertainment. i still listen to the old shows which is why that morose vacuum of joy still bugs me to this degree. meanwhile, ant and jim while alone are boring, together (barring the chip podcast) theyre still funny.
He is Scorch, if he didn't get Anthony and Norton. There is no one that worked with Opie that took his side, or remained working with him. Opie had to pay Sherrod, and the other guys a lot to do his show.
I still don't understand why we can't hate all of these men equally...we love hating and creating mischief. We can multitask our efforts with these men. We've done that before.
40 comments
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-14
opie could probably bang literally anyones mom so thats a solid burn
1 telemecanique 2018-09-14
after all he was going to be a model..
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-09-14
No he could have been a model, if he had wished to do so.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-14
Probably still can
1 SlightFresnel 2018-09-14
With those jugs? No doubt.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-14
Those are abs, sir
1 cardaderdention 2018-09-14
Handled it like a man. Ole pissy eyes would've DM'd the guy and made fun of his followers.
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-09-14
Then doxxed him.
1 WillyCosby 2018-09-14
Then raped a 14 year old
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-09-14
Then played Battlefield 5 while not visiting his dying mom.
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-09-14
He’s a literal mother fucker
1 bobbacklund 2018-09-14
*mother hucker
1 nek0mancer666 2018-09-14
the #Face fuckin killed me i dont know why lol
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-14
He's been doin this since he was 18
1 Vulgardervish 2018-09-14
I chuckled as well. What the fuck bizarro world am I living in?
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-09-14
Opie's comedic talent is like the afterlife, there's no absolute proof it doesn't exist so I like to think that it does
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-09-14
I read it in that retard ESD's voice
1 mr_bunnyfish 2018-09-14
it reminded me of East Side Dave, which made me smile and recall fondly all the things he put in his ass for our entertainment
1 AntsCurls 2018-09-14
It really was retarded how much we used to hate him. He's just so goofy and harmless.
1 Ichise-san 2018-09-14
burp. sniff. HOLD ON. lets go to the phones. SNOWAAY. they really wanna get in on this. me and patrice talked for hoursss. fawk. "we" when taking about himself. im just tired today brother. leave it alone. stutter. high pitched defensive voice at minor jab.
hes still the most murderable.
1 Silentpoolman 2018-09-14
You forgot to tear down a wall and turn him onto it and get a little taste of that envelope and that's what he does now.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-09-14
None of that has shit on '...but Chip evolved.'
1 Ichise-san 2018-09-14
as douchey as that was, its not even in the same universe. that fat titted sloth RUINED the show consistently for fucking 10 years. i have to manually tune out that fucking trying-to-be-a-bro frat humourless insecure lying douchebag out of 10+ years worth of entertainment. i still listen to the old shows which is why that morose vacuum of joy still bugs me to this degree. meanwhile, ant and jim while alone are boring, together (barring the chip podcast) theyre still funny.
1 whatisthishere 2018-09-14
He is Scorch, if he didn't get Anthony and Norton. There is no one that worked with Opie that took his side, or remained working with him. Opie had to pay Sherrod, and the other guys a lot to do his show.
1 SlightFresnel 2018-09-14
He's goofy, dumb and harmless now... But when we had to listen to him on air everyday he was also wildly annoying and sometimes infuriating.
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-09-14
People change MAAAAAN.
1 lazyblogger914 2018-09-14
His mom made him drink powdered milk
1 lawntoilet 2018-09-14
*melk
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-09-14
Opie takes no prisoners
1 NashuaDan 2018-09-14
You got faced, bro
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-14
@sgonzo9922 on suicide watch.
1 stickybahleg 2018-09-14
THE DESTROYER
1 therealstinks 2018-09-14
stop liking opie 😡
1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-14
Feed our Nonnas' Cumia
1 literalotherkin 2018-09-14
This is fucking terrible and you all know it.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-14
where did "bodied" come from
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-09-14
Some nigger came up with a new word for destroying someone.
1 DataEast1 2018-09-14
And yt started saying it 4 years after it was cool.
1 anarchronism 2018-09-14
bideo grames
1 WillyCosby 2018-09-14
The DESTROYER taking down another hater.
Brothaman always wins in the end.
1 TangerineReam 2018-09-14
I still don't understand why we can't hate all of these men equally...we love hating and creating mischief. We can multitask our efforts with these men. We've done that before.
1 Twin-KSA-Turbo 2018-09-14
Nice try with the hate
1 blahblah1974 2018-09-14
The FAGGOT strikes again.