Has Bill Burr really not posted one picture of his kid yet?

13  2018-09-14 by Single_Action_Army

Excuse me, "his."

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The Diary of an Empty Hoe

I want my 20 seconds back

" I shopped online so much that I knew the UPS guy by name. (Hi, Sal!) "

- So the great reveal is the kid is probably the UPS guy, Sal's kid.

dear god

why do you want to see what his kid looks like?

Because he's hiding the fact that it's blacker than tar.

To destroy the rumors Nia made a baby with a man of the black persuasion, and not billy freckle Red face.

He knows it's not his, her side of the family knows it's not his, most of his friends know it's not his. There's a 23-day conception discrepancy; those are very small odds.

Poor Bill. Terrified to be alone and now he looks like a dummy.

Bill's hardheaded. Several intimates have tried to point him towards evidence, but to no avail. It's become too delicate a subject to bring up now. Not that he's seeking companionship from his fellow comedians...

The kid is darker than fresh pavement, havent ya heard

Gums for miles Burr

Why would he? So that a bunch of reddit austists can photoshop the face onto a chimp body and make a sidebar pic of him spitting into Bro Joe's mouth? (Not that I would do that or anything.)

"his" kid

Couldn't he at least marry one that wasn't pure sub-saharan stock?

Yet hes not only ok with but excited about vaccinating it. Fucking football watching ass

Wtf

Not a fan of vaccination, sport?

Well it IS the cause of a shitload of disorders, SIDS, brain damage. Brain swelling ain't good for an adult let alone a baby.

Is this a bit?

Yo cuz you retarded

Who wants to see a red haired negro child?

Just watch Amistad you perv.

it took some digging but I found a pic

So wait you guys just obsess over bill burr