r/opieandanthony: Esther Ku definitely reads this sub

It’s actually impressive how genuinely attracted to her I am as I’m pretty gay and hate all women. Like my father said the one time, “Trick em into having your kids then do whatever you want,” After awkwardly implying bisexuality while yelling at my parents fucked off my ass on Xanax and heroin.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-14

Certainty paints a picture.

1 nikolam 2018-09-14

Got any more tales from the trailer park?

1 Lies_and_Propaganda 2018-09-14

God I wish my family was that intimate. I rarely saw my father growing up except drunk after golf on saturdays then after church lunch on sundays. My mother was usually on at least 3 different tennis teams and my younger years were filled with being forced to wait for her to finish her tennis, at least country clubs have tv and endless food for a growing fat faggot.

1 Lish_fips89 2018-09-14

I read that as affordable, lol.

1 literalotherkin 2018-09-14

No girls allowed!!!!!!!!!

1 mudpart2 2018-09-14

I really want to make love to her.

1 Mexijesus 2018-09-14

I want to blast jizz at her.

1 TriangleDimes 2018-09-14

I want her to kick my ass and then we see what happens

1 Nah_Ming 2018-09-14

Redundant.

1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-14

Yeah? You are!

1 aRTie02150 2018-09-14

Esther. if you're reading this, can you send me a picture of your cunt so I can yell at it?

1 HoagieErocktion 2018-09-14

Also, show up on Burning Bridges or Misery Loves Company.

1 jasim18 2018-09-14

This cute little third worlder is an unsung hero of this sub.

1 Shitposting-Ghost 2018-09-14

I would fuck her in the mouth,ass and cunt

1 CASCAI 2018-09-14

Whiteknight.

1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-09-14

I'm a fan of what she's doing here, but I'm also annoyed that this fucking 40 year old acts like she's 16 all the time.

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-14

Age is just a number, brothaman.

1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-09-14

... Anthony?

1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-09-14

I know, Anthony has mentioned that once or twice.

1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-14

Feed Nana

1 Opesterino 2018-09-14

<3

1 ChippySez 2018-09-14

I love this woman.

1 xxmikekxx 2018-09-14

I dunno—I can’t think of any funnier female comic. I’ll even say she’s funnier than that Nanette dude too

1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-14

$15 for Cameo too buku! $5 is all my mom allows me to spend.

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-14

I was recently promoted to shift manager at Panera. You could say I've got a few more bucks to spend these days.

1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-14

Getting too big for the show?

1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-09-14

I love straight pubic hair, Esther.

1 DildoRenter 2018-09-14

I understand this reference.

1 NashuaDan 2018-09-14

Esther is killing it for us this week

1 BigDummyIsSexy 2018-09-14

She's gonna start doing them on her own now.

1 Colinfagerty 2018-09-14

I'd lick her from head to toe.

1 AOTV88 2018-09-14

I wouldn't just eat her butt, I'd suffocate myself deep-tonguing her sweet Korean shitter.

1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-09-14

I hear it tastes like kim chi

1 AOTV88 2018-09-14

Like a waft of kim chi stew with a delightful mochi aftertaste.

1 bourbon-poo-poo 2018-09-14

We should all get a cameo from her and tip well

1 NashuaDan 2018-09-14

Should have got in when she was $10

1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-14

all these thirsty comments

1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-14

Feed Nana

1 countcumia 2018-09-14

One of the best women of all time.

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-14

Not much competition

1 connordon94 2018-09-14

How much for a Cameo bukkake

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-14

$420.69

1 TriangleDimes 2018-09-14

hell yes brother

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-14

Dvv dvv

1 TyCobbFuckParty 2018-09-14

the only way i could masturbate to this woman more is if it somehow came out that she is actually u/pfg-sciple

1 Naga_Nooch 2018-09-14

God Damn. That was great!

1 fokm 2018-09-14

We should share this with Bonnie as proof that women can actually be funny.

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-14

Vurrrrry good.

1 dionysus187 2018-09-14

we should start a weekly Esther Ku podcast and just keep insisting she come on it. "The Opie and Anthony Esther Ku Podcast" The title alone will piss people off since it will have none of those things unless she comes on.

Every episode will be us telling her to come on every which way as well us covering the fucked up shit we paid her to say on cameo. We'll end each episode with about 5 quotes from the board about how people want to fuck her or think she's a cutie. "shes adorable" "i want to scream at her cunt" "these videos are cute" "I want to fuck her ass, mouth, pussy and ass."

60 minute run time.

1 late_50s_why 2018-09-14

Where's gilgore when you need him

1 RichHeads 2018-09-14

I want to use her pan face as a receptacle for my semen.

1 i_saw_nothing 2018-09-14

This will only be a success if we put it behind a paywall and refuse to allow free promotional clips.

Also, we need to figure out how to get podcasting equipment to the new studio in the city.

1 dionysus187 2018-09-14

How would you even get recording equipment into the city?

1 MuscularCalves 2018-09-14

Or replace sam with her.

1 homerj123 2018-09-14

I would pay a lot of money for her to Queen Won Tons in to my mouth.

1 NashuaDan 2018-09-14

She just bumped her Cameo back up to $100 from $15. Hahaha https://www.cameo.com/kuandthegang

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-14

She either doesn't want to do these anymore or thinks we're retarded. We love you Esther but we're dealing with fast food wages here.

1 NashuaDan 2018-09-14

Gotta respect the hustle. If she was smart, she'd stick to $15 as that's shift manager hourly pay at Panera.

1 TriangleDimes 2018-09-14

an asian girl on a long enough timeline becomes jewish without a firm caucasian hand keeping her in check

1 TheElDan 2018-09-14

Panera isn’t fast food, it’s good food fast.

Shift manager, my ass.

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-14

Fast food wages.

1 Peckas1 2018-09-14

But we have a tip jar unlike most!

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-09-14

Speak for yourself. I have the underachieving wages and net worth of a normal person with a low-average IQ and enough liquidity to get my dick sucked for 3 years straight in Thailand:https://youtu.be/0SRWKz5o9F0

1 BrothamanB5010 2018-09-14

I've got better wages than my parents does working regular jobs. Atleast something good the niggers did, but i bet i will be replaced by a machine anytime soon, it's probably cheaper.

1 DildoRenter 2018-09-14

Welp, we won't be seeing her here no more.

1 MuscularCalves 2018-09-14

hahaha. do it. do it. do it.

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-09-14

Yeah. She is baiting you guya into using her again. I can’t understand what the fuck she is saying with that helium voice filter. Bitch is like 30 playing internet child games.

1 oklolol 2018-09-14

I think she just broke up with us.

1 LamarThePotato 2018-09-14

Fucking jew gook!

1 DildoRenter 2018-09-14

How much this shit cost you?

1 ElFaporino 2018-09-14

could have used a Fat Bob Kelly, but great

1 ThePolicemansBeard 2018-09-14

Esther I want to marry you and make half asian children.

1 JerkStoreJ 2018-09-14

Not a good idea, she’s like 40

1 DynamiteThunder6 2018-09-14

She’s so cute

1 jtormeyx 2018-09-14

I wonder if she is still high during most of her waking hours.

1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2018-09-14

This chink gotta nigga ribs hurtin’ today

1 onemancrimespree 2018-09-14

Very cute but she is way too old to be as stupid as she is, however

1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-09-14

If that is true, then this is my big chance..... Esther, I really, really want you to sit on my face.

1 CamMoses 2018-09-14

I wanna smash her

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-09-14

I like Esther Ku, but snapchat filters are for mindless whores

1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-14

But she's old. She has a pretty valid reason to use them.

1 bal0rd 2018-09-14

Fuck this poor no-career bitch.

1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-14

Mind your manners

1 bal0rd 2018-09-14

This sub is infested with unfunny faggots. It isn't an O&A sub anymore. It's more like Something Awful.

1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-14

I give this comment two thumbs down

1 bal0rd 2018-09-14

good one, trucker with asian fetish.

1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-09-14

BE MORE FUNNY

1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-09-14

Nice jokes, stupid.

1 DennisFalcoon 2018-09-14

It isn't an O&A sub anymore.

Sounds PFG to me.

1 Superbad415 2018-09-14

I was thinking of reasons why I hate it, than she threw out that Dave landau slam and did a legit spit take. I’m all in with the Esther ku

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-14

I'd pay outrageous yen to have her delivered in a barrel to my door

1 no1raniuk 2018-09-14

I'd fuck her mouth, cunt and asshole. Not necessarily in that order.

1 snaker96 2018-09-14

She'll know the true meaning of FEED NANA when she gets the skull fucking of her life. She'll have discarded baby liquid spewing out her nose for a week. That is all.

1 Anarox 2018-09-14

Got a good semi out of this. God I wish I was in Vietnamwar

1 762x39mm 2018-09-14

I want to smell her farts.

1 CosmicSlopShop 2018-09-14

Just brap my shit up

1 yajokin 2018-09-14

I wanna facefuck her til she throws up on my cock n balls as i call her a " Filthy Chink"

1 BaconAndWeed 2018-09-14

If I didn't want to sniff her asshole so badly I might find her annoying.

1 SpergLord5000 2018-09-14

I find her attractive. She is hysterical!

1 RichHeads 2018-09-14

I want to buy her ice cream then at the point where she's really enjoying it I want to slap it out of her stupid hands.

1 all_copacetic 2018-09-14

I would do unspeakable things to her shitter.

1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-09-14

I'd have her feet bound.

1 spicysandwich80 2018-09-14

It's funny how her instagram filter is supposed to make her eyes look enormous, but because she's asian they just look normal-sized

1 APurpleSuit 2018-09-14

Pardon my French but I’d like to sniff her stinker.

1 ED4050 2018-09-14

Ester is what Bonnie could only dream what she could be, funny, cute, and so sexy!

1 Dagidugidai 2018-09-14

Much like Taylor Swift on 4chan, Esther Ku is some anonymous user that likely has dropped a hundred hints, but unlike Taylor Swift, no one is able to piece it together because - well, no one really knows anything about Esther Ku other than she's Korean and masturbates all over the place

1 Darbyogillandchill 2018-09-14

I'd love to give her the most disappointing 2 minutes of her life

1 Stulightning 2018-09-14

She must be the worst stand up. She is beautiful, she should be one of the biggest celebrities on the planet.

1 estherku 2018-09-14

HYA HYA HYA HYA I do!

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-14

Get out.

1 estherku 2018-09-14

Great movie HYA HYA HYA HYA

1 realshitshow 2018-09-14

Oildale 08er motherfucker!