A little clarity on the Bick DM to Jimmy...

211  2018-09-13 by porsalin

139 comments

Oh no...

Found Bick

Found him???

Oh Bick, you’re neediness was your downfall. You also sound fat. Porsalin is going to travel the indie festival circuit and rake in awards without you now.

He isfat, there are pictures of the useless cunt here to prove it

I thought we just assumed everyone here is fat

Here's the problem: we use Bick around here as a unit of measurement for obesity.

While I am certainly all for lighting Bick on fire for sport I know this for sure: if we lose Bick we lose our ability to measure. If we lose our ability to measure we'll all end up like him at a minumum.

So be nice.

Never thought of it like that. As of now I'm at least 8 stones lighter than Bick "stab ya in the back" Bickerson. I would never want people I'll never meet think I'm some fat slob.

8 stones

Limeys and their units of measurement, Am I right guys?

I'm American but nice try with the hate: sniff

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I told Bick he was a faggot while he and sir Porsalin were doing their collaboration session. I am gogoglowstik

We need a short documentary trashing Bick.

this is a short doc you dummy vos

He just got one

We should do research and go into detail of every embarassing moment of his life in a documentary series

Bick Bickerson = Cumbersome Drunk

Cum drunk

Texas on a Saturday night!

Are you a manhole inspector?

Empty bed...

u/porsalin has spoken

Fuck Bick Bickerson

Haven’t watched the video but yes I’m on board

fuck the fucking Diaz brothers

Ill bury those cockaroaches

This is America motherfucker nobody knows what a cockroach is.

fuck you. 209 motherfuckef

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day

it makes me proud that someone who grew up in the next town over is played at the start of every jre episode.

Where I’m from people like you get slapped.

Well spoken at that. Jesus he could sell me any point with that diction.

I loved the distorted voice being used to read the DMs.

I want you to whisper sweet nothings into my asshole with that lovely accent.

great name

Thats an absolutely reasonable response to the needy fat cunts betrayal

There always has to be one needy faggot to ruin it.

Creative differences over a mockumentary about a defunct radio show and I’m riveted. What a time to be alive.

Oh the ironing is delicious

Yeah iron my shirts next or sumptin

Homerun chipperson

porsalin doesn't mess around, & I respect that.

You mean "Bick Bickerson" faggotly groveled to Norton once he noticed him?

Jeez who saw that coming??

You mean "Bick Bickerson" faggotly groveled to Norton once he noticed him? Jeez who saw that coming??

There was nothing wrong with what he did either. He's just a shit-stirring fan. Kinda like we all used to be.

The fact that this is the reaction shows something else is going on here with Porsalin, he seems to genuinely hate Jim and want to destroy Jim's career which is a bit much. Jim has always been wormy, and the point of this doc is just to highlight it. That's ok. But the genuine hate is over the top. Jim's always been a deviant, this isn't anything new.

Can we take sides or is everyone on the Porsalin hype train?

As funny as his documentary was and as much as he hates Jim, it had some glaring inaccuracies and possibly false accusations and he seems to have doubled down now. He managed to miss out on Jim's Vice show, called clips of Opie with Jim, Jim and Sam, when clearly Opie was talking, and skip out of the fact that the chip cartoon sucked. It was made. He didnt just run off with the money. It was just a terrible idea. The running gag that Jim is a $60k radio bandit is just a jocktober bit. Lots of indiegogo campaigns end up taking money for a product that sucks. shit happens and its not always the intention to make shit.

The doc is pretty much everything the sub would take to an extreme, taken as literal truth, and there is somewhat of a problem with that. Some of it was just us trolling and joking around, and it got taken so far that now its true.

Jim isn't suing him for slander. A lot of real celebrities would do that. Jim took it like and man and laughed and even if he brushed off some of the truth bombs, WTF else is he supposed to do? Quit and seek help?

Jim and Sam isn't OnA by any stretch of the imagination, but it isnt some shit morning zoo either. It's shit, but its our shit.

WTF happened to this sub? I understand we are all in with seeing these guys fail, and the pestering for laughs is great, but I'd be just as happy to have the old show back too, as faggoty and pedo/racist the hosts were they were hilarious and we never thought they were good people, the show existed for horrible things to be funny, and we respected funny.

Do you expect people to read this?

No, but you Porsalin ball washers have been a bunch of cunts lately and maybe if you read it you would understand why.

You certainly set them straight!

OK, believe it or not, not everything in Porsalin's doc was fact, some was actual slander and Jim took it like a man, and didn't take legal action. If Porsalin's doc is taken as genuine fact it will hurt Jimmy's career. That's pure SJW shit, were better than that. Jimmy took it as a joke and brushed off some of the points that may have been true, but if its a joke Porsalin doesnt get sued. That's my point and I'm sticking to it.

and didn't take legal action

Why is it always the dumbest people on earth who think they're secretly law experts?

who think they're secretly law experts?

I am not a lawyer but posting things that are untrue to hurt someones career is definitely slander. Jim just laughed and moved on. I'm not sure what you faggots want other than to see his career ruined which is far from reasonable since he doesn't have much of a career to begin with and embraces all this shit.

If you think that Jim laughed off the documentary, I think you're sorely mistaken. That might be his public take on it, but I'm sure it disturbed him much more than he would ever let on. That's because the doc is grounded in fact, with the hyperbole and jokes aside.

That's because the doc is grounded in fact, with the hyperbole and jokes aside.

See but thats the problem. Does everyone believe this doc is grounded in fact? Because it is definitely full of assumptions and bits taken to the extreme used as fact. And not actual facts. I can stop at each point in which this happens and show you where it could be construed as slander. The chip cartoon being part of it. 60k fugitive, That was a bit this sub was doing. He actually did make the cartoon it was just terrible.

Just your retarded faggot username is enough reason alone to not read your rambling horseshit.

Quit trying to stick up for people. Get out of here fucker

Porsalin is in the UK. He could be arrested just for posting here.

Fair point, but I still hate vape420 with a passion.

Mr. Attorney

Dude you’re such a fucking faggot

Write more words

I can't just say Porsalin is a faggot cunty British SJW without explaining it

I liked the doc, got a few chuckles out of it. As for the rest I couldn’t care less. I don’t get into the jr high drama shit.

Fair enough. I just think we've crossed a line here trying Porsalin being a genuine cunt who wants to actively be a part of Jim's career being ruined, vs being cunts for the lols who watch Jim ruin his own career.

You are clearly bick bickerson

Your pathetic defense of Jim Norton is just as extreme as the documentary. Get a grip dude holy shit.

Whats wrong with all you guys? I'm not defending Jim. I'm saying he's changed and the documentary was good and funny. But to not want the documentary to be constructive criticisms, to actively try to make Jimmy's career suffer, to want Jimmy to never come back from this, to never want the funny back, is fucked up and wrong, this is where I think the line is crossed. If its all for laughs and you genuinely want Jim to get better thats fine. If you just want to laugh at Jims failure thats fine too, but the part of actively getting mad and not wanting anyone to like Jim anymore is disturbing and wrong. I dont think bick bickerson did anything wrong because he explained it this way. I think Porsalin is a real cunt for portraying jokes as facts when some are truly just jokes and some are facts.

jimmy was never funny and nether was the documentary tbh

Honestly, nobody cares. I have no idea what you wrote in any of these comments and I’m still right.

If you respect funny then why the fuck are you defending Jim Norton in 2018? Go re-live the glory days on YouTube and get the fuck off this sub.

Jim's last special was actually really his best stand-up ever. Jim's stand-up has always been weak and that last Netflix one was decent enough to get somewhat mainstream.

I hope Jim comes back to us with some funny in 2018. Why don't you? You are dumb.

Go re-live the glory days on YouTube and get the fuck off this sub.

What the fuck is this sub for if not reliving the glory days and hoping for new funny shit. I get we like pestering and seeing them fail, thats perfectly fine and in line with what they did to other shows.

But I hope they take it, build from it and go back to being funny. That would be good too.

WTF happened here? Again, I know Jim and Sam is a pile of shit right now, but its our shit.

say SJW some more lol

looks like the sub has passed you by brothaman.

Oh look, the Leftist commie faggot is triggered when he sees "SJW".

More buzzwords, ya fucking parrot.

say it again lmao

lmao “triggered” too? dude this sub isn’t c. 2016 youtube, stop being a hacky retard

The "new funny shit" is happening right in front of your eyes. We are the fucking show now.

go back to being funny

Give an example of that ever happening.

Ew

Holy fucking shut the fuck up, stupid. Your stoned thoughts are as worthless and humorless as you are.

But enough about Rogan

I am not joking when I say that you and everyone around you would be better off if you killed yourself

I've had a ton of shit here reused and not credited to me, that's the way it goes when you're anonymous - it's for the laughs, homo.

Your post history is a real writer’s room

God damn right, I'm about to message Jimmy looking for validation.

The DM said "metaphorically for once" and the voice read it as "metaphorically of course". Who knows what's real anymore?

Funny thing is that they both work. "For once" implying that Jim takes cum on his chin, and "of course" implies he doesn't have a chin; both of which are true.

Almost makes me ashamed to be an American.

Handled like a gentleman. I look forward to your next piece

u/Porsalin has a nice pieccceee...

Fawkin baby arm

bick done goofed

Thank you for clarifying. It really bugged me that Jim's completely fake "good natured" response went unnoticed. Fuck Jim and fuck Bickerson.

really bugged me that Jim's completely fake "good natured" response

Why does that bug you? It's fake, but he didn't have to address it at all, he didn't go sue him for slander... he took it exactly how anyone would have expected he would.

Why are you all so mad at Jimmy? He's been very transparent about his deviancy and worminess to the point he will even acknowledge some of it. That's better what most real celebrities would do.

Did you think using a weed reference for a name would hide your identity, Jimmy?

Jim's not a "real celebrity", idiot, so stop comparing him to them. He acknowledged the dry drunk comment by being bothered by it and humorlessly spending way too much time on it as the awful Chip.

Jim can be as transparent as he wants about his worminess (he's not as transparent as you're pretending, by the way). It's the worminess that is a problem, not the transparency. Jim isn't even close to the same as he was when O&A was good. I've never witnessed anyone completely change their personality the way Jim has. If you cant see that you must be truly retarded. Keep listening to his terrible output if you want, but he doesnt deserve your shitty defense.

Jim's not a "real celebrity", idiot, so stop comparing him to them.

I wasnt calling Jim a real celebrity. In fact, I was doing quite the opposite..

I've never witnessed anyone completely change their personality the way Jim has. If you cant see that you must be truly retarded. Keep listening to his terrible output if you want, but he doesnt deserve your shitty defense.

I'm not defending Jimmy. I think you guys are missing the point. I think Jim has changed and it sucks. I'm just hoping he takes the criticisms constructively goes back to being funny.

You guys are hoping he quits, loses gigs and gets help or kills himself i dunno? I just dont think this level of hate for Jim is normal or OK, this sub has really jumped the sharkl. He is a worm and we all know that.

The fact that he isn't funny anymore bothers me but it's the worminess that really bugs me. I think a lot of people wish he would go back to being funny, myself included. I just don't see it ever happening at this point. There's nothing we can do to make him be funny. I don't want him to kill himself, but it is cathartic to see him get shit for what he has turned into. Plus the porsalin doc was funny.

He has a choice besides what you listed there - stop being a phony bitch. You have to agree that his unwillingness to take a stance on anything and the fact that the few views he actually admits to having are completely uncontroversial is something he is choosing to do out of self-preservation.

Even if Jim became as funny as he was at his peak I wouldn't be able to forget that he's just a completely fake person and things like him throwing Louie under the bus.

Ant is different. If he killed himself the world would really be a better place.

This is the only fair response I've seen so far. Everyone calling me a faggot and downvoting me seems to genuinely want something bad to happen to Jim. Which is fucked up.

I get that Jim is fake, and that he's changed into some weird queen fag, but its nothing that anyone in Hollywood wouldn't do either. Again I'm not saying Jimmy is a real celebrity, but the world he lives in is filled with them and he has always wormed his way up to being close to someone famous. No one in Hollywood supports Louis because it can completely destroy their career. Look at Norm, he tried to do that AFTER Louis's come back and he still took shit.

Porn stars as shitty guests are nothing new. They were shitty during OnA too, but the Jenna Jamieson interview where she was all drugged up on Xanax ended up being something different, so theres always a chance something interesting can happen but I get it.

Ant is different. If he killed himself the world would really be a better place.

That's pretty dark, but I get it, he's not funny anymore and he really is into younger girls, quite creepy.

I think even Ant deserves a chance at redemption though. Everyone does. It's not like he raped or killed someone. Still dont understand this subs love for Opie though. He destroyed all the funny in those good times.

No one in Hollywood supports Louis because it can completely destroy their career. Look at Norm, he tried to do that AFTER Louis's come back and he still took shit.

But that's the thing, Norm did it anyway knowing that taking shit was at least a possibility. Chappelle is doing just fine. LJG is doing fine. The whole point is that Jim should have been willing to take some heat for his friend. Louie put that bug-eyed idiot in Lucky Louie and Louie despite him being a truly horrendous actor. It's not even Jim's lack of defense that bothers me so much as what else he said. "We don't want to believe that we've been so wrong about a person" and him going on about how strange it is to want people to watch you jack off while he goes home and gets deep dicked by paid transsexuals he's hoping to marry. All of this after he sanctimoniously ranted about how "you just don't throw your friend under the bus no matter what".

And Louie isnt a complete fake either? His OnA hangs ended as soon as he got a little fame. He would come in and only do Stern instead of OnA near the end of the shows run.

Louie is pretty phony as well. I don't find his behavior as irritating as Jim's because Louie HAD to cut some of that stuff out in order to have as much clout as he did before that NYT article. He and a lot of critics surely thought that what he was making was great art with Louie and Horace and Pete. No longer making fun of retarded people with Gregg Hughes was probably a small sacrifice. What's Jim's excuse? He willingly threw away the one thing he was decent at (radio) for a slim chance at another Father Callahan performance.

Porn stars as shitty guests are nothing new.

Yes but the way Jim goes about it seems to be at least partially out of spite for his audience. Right after people first started getting fed up about it on J&S they had Mary Jean on every opportunity they could. You said "theres always a chance something interesting can happen" but I actually don't think that's true anymore. They and their guests (Patrice, etc.) were willing to push people's buttons and make them leave the studio, but I doubt J&S has ever had an interview with a pornstar guest that wasn't done 100% by the books. But yes, pornstars sucked on O&A for the most part too.

he's not funny anymore and he really is into younger girls, quite creepy the grooming stuff. If he just stuck to 18+ it would be somewhat ok.

The thing about Ant is that in over a decade of hearing this guy talk, I don't think I've ever seen or heard him do a single thing that indicates that he has a friendly bone in his body. I think he's a truly fucking mean and evil person who doesn't care about anyone but himself. I could wish for some type of redemption for him even considering some of the more terrible isolated incidents, but I really think that beating up a drunk mentally handicapped guy and cheering for Chris Kuhn's son's death are both prime examples of what this guy's moral compass is like.

It's not like he raped or killed someone.

He did try to groom a 14 year old, says he would fuck 13 year olds, and talked on his show about how a 13 year old was "extremely fuckable". According to Danny, Ant either fingered or fucked (can't remember) some girl who was barely conscious. Ant said on his show that he once fucked a girl in the ass after she had passed out from drinking. And there are those creepy pics he took of that girl he followed into his home theater. The guy is a fucking monster.

Louie is a fucking faggot and so are you.

Bitch.

I agree. I wanted to write some pro-Jim propaganda but now is not the time. Let's just let this sit in the air for a bit and let the documentary maker enjoy the fruit of his labor.

I do have to say that British accent of yours makes it very difficult to take offense to anything you say regardless how vitriolic it is. Great job.

I read vitriolic with a British accent.

Good. Fuck Bick Bickerson.

What did that goober think would come of this? Seriously. Did he expect Jim to go "OH MAN, I was waiting for you guys to reach out. Say friend, I've been looking for a new middle to take on the road. You fellas would be perfect!" Bick couldn't resist his chance to LARP as someone who isn't a fat faggot.

A fat faggot who doesn't know where Scotland is.

What a bit-ruining, tryhard fuckface. Bick Bickerson is a big fat idiot.

Notice meeeeeeee.

This situation reminds me of the guy that deleted his brother Joe urban dictionary entry when it started getting popular. Fucks wrong with people.

/u/gab-a-ghoul, comment?

If I was ever to co-write with Porsalin, I would want my username credited like Bickerson, BUT only to highlight the unjust political imprisonment of a member of this sub.

((((the cabal))))

I really meant it dude, genuinely.

u/concho_pete comment?

This is just sad for me, I know how good of friends Bick and Pors were, I love them both and hope they can clear this up

I haven’t been in the discord since poor Griz died, I recind my thoughts on Bick, if pors is against Bick, than I am with him. I didn’t know things got so bad between Bick and Pors. I knew Bick was a drunk, but not to this extent.

This is sad, Bick and pors we’re friends, if like to talk to those guys to figure this out, invite me into the discord so I can find out the actual info

Last time I interacted with Bick, he was downing a bottle of whiskey on cam, then he went to get some fast food, came back, and passed out. He’s also a SJW and severely overweight.

So fucking funny

u/porsalin really started flexing at 1:45. Alpha as fuck.

Let me contribute, you don't have to credit me and I'll dm norton and call him a faggot

whoever you get as co-writers doesn't matter as long as it cuts into Sam's character. None of this "tendies, such a manchild" nonsense. Sam isn't offended by tendies, shoe talk, or wrestling, he will throw back at you that your interests are pretentious and remain largely unaffected. it isn't a serious insult and it doesn't bother Sam. This is a guy who thinks he can "hurt people mentally" on (according to jim) "a real level, not a fun level." Tendies talk is fun, toy/wrestling talk is fun. This needs to hurt Sam on a real level. A few guys in the dig thread really got it, but there were like it was 1 to 20. Get whoever can land incisive judgements, hell if this emotional fatty Bick can do it best imo let him. Whoever gets it best.

I can't wait to hear Bick passout on mic, choking on his own vomit

That accent is truly abhorrent

When did this sub become so fucking great

This sub is the the only thing I invested time in that actually paid off. Onasub stock to the max

I hope whoever this bick prick is gets cancer for realsies

A scathing indictment

Ha he called him a helminth

Next stop C. elegans.

It's the natural evolution of this retarded Jim Norton obsession that can't ever work.

Bick was railroaded, just like the rape allegations!

Im going into detox but just wanted to make sure the last thing i post before they take my phone is that bick is a disgusting faggot

We don't deserve a gem as fine as porsalin. Thanks for saying wut needed to be sayyed.

Did he think that this would make he and Jim buddies? I'm genuinely curious what he thought he'd get from that groveling display of desperation.

You deserve a fate worse than Bobo's sister at a pool party with Kurt Love.

What were you thinking when you stole shit from this sub to write your article? Or when you posted about how you thought the Roe funeral page posts was “going too far” how’s the alt accounts going? How’s trying to shut the sub down for the reward going?

Right.

"A tour de force..."

   ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Toronto Film Festival

We should ruin his life for that.

Okay terrific

Porsalin is running a tight ship, not room for these dingy jesters running around making noise.

Bick Bickerson is a disgrace to all uncreative people with the "Word Wordson" style internet handle.

lol.. Good job Bick. Way to fuck up your one and only success

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Let us know who that faggot u/timallenonacid

this bick bickerson dude is literally worse than hitler

You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore u/Porsalin

This Bickerson fanook is a snitch-bitch, wearing a wire at the sitdown with New York.

Won't be seeing him no more. I hear he now scrolls the compounds reddit in obscurity, trying to find ways to reach out to Anthony. Expressing it was all just a joke and he was just jealous of his relationship with sue and his poker buddies . He's just a confused soul

I have never heard a single funny line from Bick in my entire life, but I have to admit that running to Norton and ending up looking like an even needier bitch is pretty funny

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Bick was always a fat contrarian. I am not surprised.

Starting to take yourself a little too seriously there, Porsalin. A clarifying post would have been sufficient.

standwithporsalin

I don’t know who bick is

A great big fat person.

I read vitriolic with a British accent.

Here's the problem: we use Bick around here as a unit of measurement for obesity.

While I am certainly all for lighting Bick on fire for sport I know this for sure: if we lose Bick we lose our ability to measure. If we lose our ability to measure we'll all end up like him at a minumum.

So be nice.

The fact that he isn't funny anymore bothers me but it's the worminess that really bugs me. I think a lot of people wish he would go back to being funny, myself included. I just don't see it ever happening at this point. There's nothing we can do to make him be funny. I don't want him to kill himself, but it is cathartic to see him get shit for what he has turned into. Plus the porsalin doc was funny.

He has a choice besides what you listed there - stop being a phony bitch. You have to agree that his unwillingness to take a stance on anything and the fact that the few views he actually admits to having are completely uncontroversial is something he is choosing to do out of self-preservation.

Even if Jim became as funny as he was at his peak I wouldn't be able to forget that he's just a completely fake person and things like him throwing Louie under the bus.

Ant is different. If he killed himself the world would really be a better place.

I'm American but nice try with the hate: sniff

God damn right, I'm about to message Jimmy looking for validation.