He may not had his bday yet. But he looks fucking 8 or 9. Focusing on these years of sams life explains why he still does shit like a teenager eventhough he is in his mid 30s
He's a goony Millenial kidult permanently partying like its 1999. He's no different than Erock in the way he leads his life, except Erock is a fatso and Sam Roberts is skinnyfat. Keep in mind that this guy lost a Physical Fitness challenge to Erock when Erock was about 300 pounds. You'd think long term employment, a wife and a son would get this guy to sideswipe adulthood but he is going to be permanently 14 years old. Like I said, that detached, ironic, I like it cuz it sucks and its childish eternal 90s kid vibe. He's about 40 making six figures a year and he still eats novelty-shape chicken nuggets.
I swear to god the panicked, super late stage HGH gave him 65% of his fucked up features. If his stupid mother hadn’t panicked at the idea of a short son, he could’ve turned out normal. Woulda, coulda, shoulda.
Just so I can clear a few things up for people who come through this sub and think we make stuff up, this is actually Sam Roberts. Not someone who kinda looks like him.
makes sense considering how he treated all the interns like shit despite being barely removed from the same role. So pathetic how he would get excited about snitching on their mistakes in an attempt to curry favor with the audience. The episodes where Opie and Sam try to interrogate an intern are so cringeworthy because you can tell that off mic they are such fucking losers
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1 Drumchapel 2018-09-12
Too old for anthony
1 Woodaby 2018-09-12
14, but who's counting.
1 antlikesteens 2018-09-12
He may not had his bday yet. But he looks fucking 8 or 9. Focusing on these years of sams life explains why he still does shit like a teenager eventhough he is in his mid 30s
1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-12
He's a goony Millenial kidult permanently partying like its 1999. He's no different than Erock in the way he leads his life, except Erock is a fatso and Sam Roberts is skinnyfat. Keep in mind that this guy lost a Physical Fitness challenge to Erock when Erock was about 300 pounds. You'd think long term employment, a wife and a son would get this guy to sideswipe adulthood but he is going to be permanently 14 years old. Like I said, that detached, ironic, I like it cuz it sucks and its childish eternal 90s kid vibe. He's about 40 making six figures a year and he still eats novelty-shape chicken nuggets.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-12
I have a hard time believing SiriusXM is paying Sam Roberts 6 figures.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-09-12
What they don't tell you is that they are GI Joe and He-man figures.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-12
Wait, he also appreciates fine dining....at Applebee's
1 Chippysez3741 2018-09-12
Eating good in the neighborhood...ugh
1 Phkna1 2018-09-12
If you'd rather, he will meet you at the Olive Garden, or maybe TGI Friday's for some apps.
Nothing but the best for our boy.
1 fattymcbauer 2018-09-12
He’s in his 30s? The fuck? I never looked it up but I always put him in his late 40s based on his hairline. Dude needs to shave.
1 JohnathanBgldy 2018-09-12
He was 14 years old.
1 PSU19420 2018-09-12
“What’s age counting?”
-Anthony Cumia
1 maloonigans 2018-09-12
he looks like he's 8 - fucking hgh
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-09-12
The HGH explains Sam's abnormally shaped head
1 Bluesmoky 2018-09-12
His parents thought they were doing the right thing but didn't realize what a hideous monster he'd become.
1 maloonigans 2018-09-12
his mom broke down weeping and his dad blamed the one doobie he smoked in college
1 FoundryLogo 2018-09-12
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9cehym/stupid_bobbie_roberts_gave_her_son_a_lifelong/
I swear to god the panicked, super late stage HGH gave him 65% of his fucked up features. If his stupid mother hadn’t panicked at the idea of a short son, he could’ve turned out normal. Woulda, coulda, shoulda.
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-12
Just so I can clear a few things up for people who come through this sub and think we make stuff up, this is actually Sam Roberts. Not someone who kinda looks like him.
1 Mexijesus 2018-09-12
Spoiled little faggot would be on a game show. Cunt.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-12
Already going bald from all the HG and semen he was taking
1 antlikesteens 2018-09-12
Not sure if he was actually taking hgh yet. It doesnt look like he is
1 dionysus187 2018-09-12
If this is how he looked before HGH I can't blame his fawning parents from panicking and trying. I'd be giving my kid roids too.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-12
A slow zoom in on that face is PARAMOUNT to da success of da film!
1 antlikesteens 2018-09-12
There is actual video of whole show somewhere
1 CasinoIndian 2018-09-12
Smug little fucker.
1 NashuaDan 2018-09-12
Flicks Quarters Off His Malformed Penis
1 WashCaps33 2018-09-12
Even at 15, he looked like an insufferable cunt.
1 ChipFromTheShow 2018-09-12
Super cute.
He's still a disgusting monster.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2018-09-12
In related news, I will eat out Summer Sanders' asshole 100% of the time the opportunity presents itself.
1 chris2webby 2018-09-12
I just yahoo'd her (I don't google) and she looks better today than she did back then!
1 derrickgott 2018-09-12
What happened to him? HGH make you turn ugly as you age.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-09-12
Nice triangle mouth
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-09-12
i was baaaaaaangin at 15. smoking weed, selling adderall, popping x and drinking all day. god damnit i peaked
1 DominicCom90 2018-09-12
He looks like he’s wearing a coshhhhtyume of a normal looking human
1 MarbleSpaceDog 2018-09-12
How does somebody look 8 at 15 and 54 at 33?
What a genetic dud.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-09-12
That's a claymation figure.
1 Cumbuccet 2018-09-12
What a cute little nigger.
1 anitathequeef 2018-09-12
Neotenous, also called pedomorphosis.
1 havingmadfun 2018-09-12
No I'm sure Sam wasn't bullied all the time for looking like an 8 year old. Makes sense considering how much of a cunt he is
1 TheMaestro2 2018-09-12
makes sense considering how he treated all the interns like shit despite being barely removed from the same role. So pathetic how he would get excited about snitching on their mistakes in an attempt to curry favor with the audience. The episodes where Opie and Sam try to interrogate an intern are so cringeworthy because you can tell that off mic they are such fucking losers
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-12
Please stop feeding into his cute boy routine.
Insulting him for eating bad food doesn't get to him. It does not get under his skin. It's not a good angle.
1 hard_to_explain 2018-09-12
That was his talent. Flicking quarters off his ankle. He was proud of that.
1 68rouge 2018-09-12
What does that even mean? How is that a talent
1 CMsGreenScreen 2018-09-12
A life long diet of nothing but processed frozen food and candy can really do a number to the human body
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-09-12
He was obviously a premie
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2018-09-12
He could be fifteen, he could be five, who the fuck knoes with this genetic degenerate faggot.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-12
Christ, his parents' DNA was fucked. They got a stunted toddler with a deformed dick. Nice work making a baby, losers.
1 Leofan7 2018-09-12
I've always wondered what's up with his teeth in this. Botched backroom braces?
1 Frequent2001 2018-09-12
i wish someone would invent a time machine, killing a child wouldn't seem like such a despicable thing to do if they did.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-09-12
Wtf is wrong with his teeth
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-09-12
Who's the ghoul next to him?
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-09-12
The HGH explains Sam's abnormally shaped head