Sam’ Anal Fissure Needs Your Prayers
3 2018-09-12 by kencat100
At the end of today’s show, the Ghoul announced the he won’t be in tomorrow in order to have an anal fissure repaired. Two things: Any doctor/surgeon who has to look at that monstrosity’s dirty asshole earns his or her salary and, two, please direct your hopes, prayers and psychic energy to cause that fissure to uncontrollably expand, resulting in a massive bleed out. Thank you for your support.
8 comments
1 JimandFred 2018-09-12
why does this kid have so much wrong with him? Balloon penis, now anal fissures...Freudian nightmare.
1 Randal_X2 2018-09-12
HGH calamity. All the wrong parts keep growing.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-12
Jess must start pumping harder when sam keeps bringing home wwe belts
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-09-12
Isn't that a problem that only old retired truckers, rodeo riders and buttfuckers have?
1 Bluesmoky 2018-09-12
All he does it sit so it's totally possible
1 GWARscientist 2018-09-12
That's a reference to an old bit. In reality it's probably a meeting about where he will fit into the company post Jim & Sam. Not looking too good for the shitfart keeeed.
1 Concho_Pete 2018-09-12
This is proof that Sam is getting pegged by Jess, there’s no way his chicken tender turds get girthy enough to tear his asshole skin.
1 AntsCamera 2018-09-12
I hope the doctor slips and he is on a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.