The Copycat Kid and the $60k Fugitive

92  2018-09-12 by barlowqt

31 comments

Looks like a lil birdie hanging out on a hippos back 🐦

Or a barnacle on a whale.

Those oxpecker birds eat bugs but also drink the blood of their wounded hosts.

They're blood-sucking parasites. Not unlike this opportunistic worm.

more like a worm in the fat pigeons beak

She really does have fat arms

Her arms are bigger and thicker than Jimmy's skull.

There's no distinction between her forearm and upper arm, it's just a continuous blob of meat.

in the good old times, norton was fat and amy was thin. she sucked the funny right out of him.

The funny calories are the only ones she burned.

Copycat pig

Worm's hitting the bottle! Pellegrino is a motherfucker, man.

Nice beefers tho!

Ugh. Put that thing away.

*copycat rhino

I would tell you if Amy was a fat pig, I honestly would!

Look at the utter exhaustion in her eyes from having to tolerate his presence.

Good thing he's holding that bottle in the most psychopathic way possible.

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How the fuck is her wrist skinny and fat at the same time. Weird bitch.

Even her wrist has a bat wing.

I’m surprised he’d drink any liquid held in a glass bottle, especially a green bottle. One could easily mistake it for Heineken and ruin the Dry Drunk’s 40 years of sObRiEtY

Oh know call his sponsor. He is drinking from a bottle that looks like a beer bottle. He might get drunk by similarity

EWWWW is that a O'Toole

Pellegrino

Her triceps as wide as his head.

I hate his fingers.

Were any of her loser cellar stand up former friends like him even invited to her wedding? Csuse I know there were photos of actual celebs like Larry David and Jennifer Lawrence there

Amy should be charging tolls from under a bridge somewhere

That green bottle looks an awful lot like a beer. Wouldn't want the worm to get flashbacks and fall of the wagon

what the fuck is that fucking smile he always tries

Is that a Heineken? Oh, wait he’s a recovering alcoholic.

Did the picture taker say “smile as hard as you can!”