Who's gonna be the hero to call in to Worm & Primate & force Jim to address his new documentary?

63  2018-09-11 by RapistWithHIV

Looking in your direction, everyone other than me.

37 comments

I haven't watched it, honestly. Why would I watch something that's just trashing me? Why would I do that? I get it, I look like a worm. Genuinely, I would tell you if I watched it man. I really would.

Why would I want to be uncomfortable?

I get it, baby boy, you don't like me

Whoever it is, I hope the poorly worded delivery is full of stammering, repeating and cringe-worthy nervousness. Those always make for the best call-ins.

stammering, repeating and cringe-worthy nervousness.

Funny though, that's what Jim sounded like when he was defending his Instacrying & Jerky Boys theft.

And what he'd do if someone gave him the business about Alan. Which I'd actually like to hear him be interrogated about more than the documentary he'll deny watching.

Dude that's a tough one, man. I'd tell you if it wasn't. I absolutely would.

Um, look, man: that was a really tough time for me but I wasn't crying on Instagram. I genuinely wasn't.

I mean okay, I was, but I was crying laughing.

Don't forget a speech impediment, as well

OH ILL DO IT

Some Brit should call pretending to be Porsalin.

if only I knew someone...

Where's SteveyKnight from 6 years ago?

he became awful & obsessed with drumpf despite not living in US

he became awful & obsessed with drumpf despite not living in US

see

Jesus christ, that really is all he tweets about. What a fucking nut.

Someone from this sub is mentally-unsound? Now I've heard everything.

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Boy was he right

He's completely obsessed with American politics and lives thousands of miles away.

I mean I'd rather they didnt

An obligatory "Hughes crew what it do, schnoodle gang" would be nice to hear.

That goes without saying

Schnoodle gang 4 life.

Hot take: Jim has obviously watched it multiple times, seething. But, he’s still got a shred of self awareness left AND he’s a worm who will ultimately look out for his bank account bottom line first and foremost.

So, he’s going to sit on it for a little while longer, then address it with something like “hey, ya, someone sent me that link and I watched it; ya know it was really well done, haha, and really made me laugh at points. Look, obviously lots of it was unfair and cruel, but hey, I’ve made a living out of saying cruel and unfair things to people I don’t know. Look at how I treated Jeter. I FUCKIN loved the Yankees growing up, and one bad night, then I’m crucifying the guy in a book...

SAM: (goat laugh)...hehe, do you think Jeter appreciated that? Hehe

JIM: Noooo I do not! Ha, but we get older and wiser...huh, looks like the caller hung up. Anyway, let’s take a break and eat our eggs, we have Nadia Valesquez coming in, she’s the middleweight contender.......

Nailed it

This is exactly what I'm waiting for because it will propel more anti-Worm sentiment on the sub. Gotta keep the feedback loop oscillating.

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Spot on

Wow I don't even need to listen to a clip now this is spot on

He does these impersonations, you'd swear it was the real people

He won't watch it because he doesn't want to be influenced.

Sam runs the phones and he may be up to getting tricked.

You know what? Fuck this, I'll do it. I'll bait them into a real conversation, then drop it. What time/what's the number, i don't even know...

Its actually still that WOW hotline number, i think.

Do it and you will be king for a day. The token sub females will allow you to breed them.

It won't take due to various drug, health and incorrect gender issues, but they will allow it.

I am better at mocking anonymously from Reddit while encouraging the misbehavior of others. So go to it, and if you happen to kill a child the amusement of the sub, I will post anonymously here that you should be released from prison.

A true freedom fighter.

im a coward and dont have the balls to do this myself. but if one of you guys dont do this youre a bigger faggot than me.