Why do people ironically pretend to be so gay...

0  2018-09-11 by Toss__Pot

... that they wouldn't fuck Sue Lightning

7 comments

If he had a vagina that would be one thing. But i cant get past the idea of the warmth emanating from his penis and testicles being anywhere near my own.

Fuck the warmth, I’m more worried about the smell.

Nah, i reckon trannies swab themselves in Britney spears perfume for extra femininity , so with enough distance im sure he would just smell like a trashy thot

Whenever a trashy thot walks by me I always breathe deeply through my nose to smell all of her aromas. Chanel No. 5? Newports? Maybe wet pennies if it's that time?

/u/Sams_seed, comment?

What isnt gay about it?

Cos the lads wearing makeup and long hair?

As already said: Penis=No. Clumsily Destroyed Penis That Kinda Looks Like a Vag=Yes