The Launch Pad

0  2018-09-10 by TheRocketRosenthal

It was a great week hanging at the beach sipping martinis with the most beautiful babes that Texas has to offer , but also training for the ring like my life depends on it. The rocket is back to work and ready to reveal who my first opponent will be. But of course the you know that Randy 'The Rocket' Rosenthal is a showman first and foremost. So, in that spirit I will tell you now that I will reveal my opponent on the first edition of my weekly show, "The Launch Pad". Feel free to post your guesses, if you need help spelling, ask Nana. Until next time; Houston, you have a problem. 🚀

5 comments

Get fucked

You, Ms. Are unfunny and produce nothing of value for this sub. I am the undisputed champion. Don't bring your attitude to me, or I might just lift you into the torture rack and teach you some manners. The Rocket usually doesn't lower himself to respond to a peon like you. But I'm feeling magnanimous tonight. Shape up and join the Rocketeers, it's your only chance. Houston, you have a problem. 🚀

why have you adopted the name of a gay israeli football (soccer) player?

The rocket doesn't recognize soccer as a sport, nor does he recognize the humanity of those who play it. The Rocket is 100% Red white and blue. We don't care about soccer here because it is boring eurotrash. In fact, The Rocket is prone to hit those short wearing nancys with the red glare and pin them for the 1 2 3. Houston, they have a problem. 🚀

Your bit sucks ass