Putting the Worm on Wax . Jim Norton diss

0  2018-09-10 by RahStarAryan

There once were a Worm

That made us squirm

He spread the Virus He spread the germ

He fucked all the trannies till his cock would burn

He knew it was bad but lil Jimmy didn't learn

When you see the worm wiggle like a mutated sperm

It's the kind of feeling that gives you deep concern

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Woe be the day when the milk wont churn

Woe be the day when we lose all concern x2

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He called Ope a dope for just steering the Ship

But in Ope we hope , we ain't hearing that shit

Cos in Ope we're woke , just living the dream

No surprise for the worms low self esteem

Much more to say if you knew the scoop

But if you only knew you'd probably puke

It's that real crazy shit that would spook a spook

Have your head doing circles like a loop de loop

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Woe be the day when the milk wont churn

Woe be the day when we lose all concern x2

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At 17 a brutal budlight binge

That put the Worm on the thuglife fringe

Now he does a "podacast" it really makes me cringe

With that lame baby noise , all he does is whinge

Put that phone down chip , look a man in his eyes

You think we can't see through your silly disguise?

f he had a chance he'd sign to Howard Stern

It's just how a worm works it really makes me squirm

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There once was a worm that made me squirm (nah nah)

There once was a worm that made me squirm (nah nah)

There once was a worm that made me squirm (nah nah)

There once was a worm that made me squirm (nah nah)

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Woe be the day when the milk wont churn

Woe be the day when we lose all concern x4

Killer outro music , song fades ....

Fin

10 comments

I'm guessing this is an open forum on how Jim is a piece of shit, so:

Jimmy is such an absolute cunt for throwing Louis under the bus because of popular opinion, whereas Louis seemed like a completely genuine friend to Jim. I was listening to an old Patrice & Louis episode (with Bob Kelly) and this showed me how much Louis loved Jim:

>Opie: Hey, Louis in Louisville! What a coincidence

>Jim: Wow, that's like if Bob did a gig in Douchetown

>Bob: Yeah or if Norton did a gig in Trannyville

>Louis: Whoa hey now, he's not a tranny, he just fucks them

Louis stood up for Jim for such an inconsequential thing, and when Louis was at his rock bottom, the best that The Worm could muster was a half-hearted "well golly, I sure hope that isn't true" for Louis. Never mind that Louis let Jim (the worst actor in America) on both Louie and Lucky Louie, and never mind how much of a faggot SJW Louis turned into right before his fall from grace, Jim has no excuse for turning on someone who treated him so well when there were no stakes involved. Louis was a real friend to Jim, and was repaid with treasonous slime.

Once were a worm who screwed his best friend over

We can't tell if he's drunk or sober

He got sticky stains smudged in his sofa

When he hunts whore he moves real wild rover

Can't believe how he turned on his boy like that

Those bitches consented to see him jerk , how you avoiding that ?

I'd be like " nah that's my bro for life "

You a fucking tool tryna make that transHoe a wife

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Despite the fact that you rhymed "that" with "that" - beautiful.

It's "boy like that" is supposed to sound like "avoiding that" if you say it just write . I'm thinking about doing songs on various topics of this subreddit , any suggestions ?

I suggest you hang yourself

I only hang when i'm slam dunking your broad .

Jokes on you, better get checked for syphilis

Sorry if i sound a bit Wiggerish But fuck you and your bitches syphilis

I'd argue that nothing else rhymes better

I started off reading this like a limerick.

Jokes on you, better get checked for syphilis