Putting the Worm on Wax . Jim Norton diss
0 2018-09-10 by RahStarAryan
There once were a Worm
That made us squirm
He spread the Virus He spread the germ
He fucked all the trannies till his cock would burn
He knew it was bad but lil Jimmy didn't learn
When you see the worm wiggle like a mutated sperm
It's the kind of feeling that gives you deep concern
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Woe be the day when the milk wont churn
Woe be the day when we lose all concern x2
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He called Ope a dope for just steering the Ship
But in Ope we hope , we ain't hearing that shit
Cos in Ope we're woke , just living the dream
No surprise for the worms low self esteem
Much more to say if you knew the scoop
But if you only knew you'd probably puke
It's that real crazy shit that would spook a spook
Have your head doing circles like a loop de loop
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Woe be the day when the milk wont churn
Woe be the day when we lose all concern x2
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At 17 a brutal budlight binge
That put the Worm on the thuglife fringe
Now he does a "podacast" it really makes me cringe
With that lame baby noise , all he does is whinge
Put that phone down chip , look a man in his eyes
You think we can't see through your silly disguise?
f he had a chance he'd sign to Howard Stern
It's just how a worm works it really makes me squirm
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There once was a worm that made me squirm (nah nah)
There once was a worm that made me squirm (nah nah)
There once was a worm that made me squirm (nah nah)
There once was a worm that made me squirm (nah nah)
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Woe be the day when the milk wont churn
Woe be the day when we lose all concern x4
Killer outro music , song fades ....
Fin
10 comments
1 lawntoilet 2018-09-10
I'm guessing this is an open forum on how Jim is a piece of shit, so:
Jimmy is such an absolute cunt for throwing Louis under the bus because of popular opinion, whereas Louis seemed like a completely genuine friend to Jim. I was listening to an old Patrice & Louis episode (with Bob Kelly) and this showed me how much Louis loved Jim:
>Opie: Hey, Louis in Louisville! What a coincidence
>Jim: Wow, that's like if Bob did a gig in Douchetown
>Bob: Yeah or if Norton did a gig in Trannyville
>Louis: Whoa hey now, he's not a tranny, he just fucks them
Louis stood up for Jim for such an inconsequential thing, and when Louis was at his rock bottom, the best that The Worm could muster was a half-hearted "well golly, I sure hope that isn't true" for Louis. Never mind that Louis let Jim (the worst actor in America) on both Louie and Lucky Louie, and never mind how much of a faggot SJW Louis turned into right before his fall from grace, Jim has no excuse for turning on someone who treated him so well when there were no stakes involved. Louis was a real friend to Jim, and was repaid with treasonous slime.
1 RahStarAryan 2018-09-10
Once were a worm who screwed his best friend over
We can't tell if he's drunk or sober
He got sticky stains smudged in his sofa
When he hunts whore he moves real wild rover
Can't believe how he turned on his boy like that
Those bitches consented to see him jerk , how you avoiding that ?
I'd be like " nah that's my bro for life "
You a fucking tool tryna make that transHoe a wife
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1 lawntoilet 2018-09-10
Despite the fact that you rhymed "that" with "that" - beautiful.
1 RahStarAryan 2018-09-10
It's "boy like that" is supposed to sound like "avoiding that" if you say it just write . I'm thinking about doing songs on various topics of this subreddit , any suggestions ?
1 Dick_donger 2018-09-10
I suggest you hang yourself
1 RahStarAryan 2018-09-10
I only hang when i'm slam dunking your broad .
1 Dick_donger 2018-09-10
Jokes on you, better get checked for syphilis
1 RahStarAryan 2018-09-10
Sorry if i sound a bit Wiggerish But fuck you and your bitches syphilis
1 HillarysServer 2018-09-10
I'd argue that nothing else rhymes better
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-09-10
I started off reading this like a limerick.
1 Dick_donger 2018-09-10
Jokes on you, better get checked for syphilis