The fact that Opie gave Anthony a chance on a legit radio show can never be overlooked.
Anthony's "talent" is so incredibly specific that it only worked in the confines of the O&A show. He wasn't talented/driven enough to be a successful stand up (we all saw the Big Jay roast), he looks fucking hideous so he never would have been able to make it in TV/movies and he's a lazy piece of wop shit so any other opportunity that came his way he probably would've fucked up.
The fat, bald dud that is Joe actually thinks that Ant was so talented he was always going to succeed no matter what but the truth is that if Opie hadn't plucked him out of total obscurity and given him a chance he'd still be installing AC. Ant's success in life was due to an insane amount of luck and it's no surprise that this piece of trash has fucked it all up and is wallowing in obscurity now.
If I woke up tomorrow and read that Joe had been mangled to death in a road accident I wouldn't feel a shred of sorrow. He is devoid of redeeming qualities.
And I collected some DNA from a dog turd I found floating in a clogged storm drain. In sixty years I'll have myself a retarded fake biker who can play every popular Journey song on a Chinese knock-off guitar.
Nana was a stern show reject. In all the years they spent trying to get parody songs on the stern show they never got one on there. One of the dumbest li potheads I know got a Karen carpenter parody through on his 2nd try. He wasn’t a racist though.
I bet money that Joe has hated Opie for years, not because Opie is not funny but because he picked his little brother to be in the radio. I bet every day he day dreams that he could have been funnier in the radio than ant. “It was my oJ song that got us the gig” I bet he says that every morning.
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1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-09
He is genuinelyreally awful
1 gab-a-ghoul 2018-09-09
The fact that Opie gave Anthony a chance on a legit radio show can never be overlooked.
Anthony's "talent" is so incredibly specific that it only worked in the confines of the O&A show. He wasn't talented/driven enough to be a successful stand up (we all saw the Big Jay roast), he looks fucking hideous so he never would have been able to make it in TV/movies and he's a lazy piece of wop shit so any other opportunity that came his way he probably would've fucked up.
The fat, bald dud that is Joe actually thinks that Ant was so talented he was always going to succeed no matter what but the truth is that if Opie hadn't plucked him out of total obscurity and given him a chance he'd still be installing AC. Ant's success in life was due to an insane amount of luck and it's no surprise that this piece of trash has fucked it all up and is wallowing in obscurity now.
1 Tom_Stall 2018-09-09
Hey, go on cytube for a few minutes. I wanna show you that Chronos Trigger thing.
1 gab-a-ghoul 2018-09-09
If I woke up tomorrow and read that Joe had been mangled to death in a road accident I wouldn't feel a shred of sorrow. He is devoid of redeeming qualities.
1 Shitposting-Ghost 2018-09-09
By DNA he means their cum
1 tonybygodcole 2018-09-09
Or Lil Opetta's spit.
1 zeroaiming 2018-09-09
Dont be in here showing off with your missed call
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-09-09
And I collected some DNA from a dog turd I found floating in a clogged storm drain. In sixty years I'll have myself a retarded fake biker who can play every popular Journey song on a Chinese knock-off guitar.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-09-09
Opie will gain all the respect in the world from me if he never talked to Nana and the worm ever again.
1 dionysus187 2018-09-09
Opie calls up compound show "Hey ant I jsut wanna hash this out" hangs up in the middle of ants response.
1 pithypariah 2018-09-09
Eat shit Joe.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-09-09
So he put Anthony's name first when he want back in time.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-09
What in the world is this
1 CasinoIndian 2018-09-09
Alexander wept.
1 jasim18 2018-09-09
Most people would be embarrassed to even think this. Joe put it in writing and showed it to people.
1 Shitposting-Ghost 2018-09-09
Looks like Jenkem Joe is stealing Joe Currie's A-material
1 SueFuckedAnt 2018-09-09
I don't get it
1 FezzyMarie 2018-09-09
Fuck this dumb nigger, we give him way too much attention
1 tjdon 2018-09-09
Nana was a stern show reject. In all the years they spent trying to get parody songs on the stern show they never got one on there. One of the dumbest li potheads I know got a Karen carpenter parody through on his 2nd try. He wasn’t a racist though.
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-09-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLjZoevInG8 - 10:48 or so, for Stern dismissing the Cumia brothers masterpiece 3 notes in.
1 crookedmile 2018-09-09
Joe Cumia is a very stupid man
1 Mr_Nigel_Igger 2018-09-09
The biggest achievement in Joe's life seems to be a job his little brother had a decade ago.
1 Tlk619 2018-09-09
coat tail riding faggot
1 Kalikhead 2018-09-09
The man who doesn’t have a day job and never had one... should seriously think about starting to look for one...
1 Mintwa 2018-09-09
Yeah the one guy that stuck up for you and throw him to the side, real classy you larping faggot.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-09-09
There is no way he isn't just trolling. He is so god-awful at comedy I'm starting to believe it's a bit.
1 BornVillain79 2018-09-09
I bet money that Joe has hated Opie for years, not because Opie is not funny but because he picked his little brother to be in the radio. I bet every day he day dreams that he could have been funnier in the radio than ant. “It was my oJ song that got us the gig” I bet he says that every morning.
1 TangerineReam 2018-09-09
Joe should be taken out in the most violent way possible, with all records of his existence destroyed.
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-09-09
Okay faggot what's next?
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-09-09
Why don't you genetically engineer yourself a job you old boomer faggot.
1 BlobbyKelly00 2018-09-09
Get it......
1 rodneymunch87 2018-09-09
If it bothers you, why do you follow? Sincere question.
1 Wolosocu 2018-09-09
It's like Joe's proud that he can write at a 7th grade level.
1 Tom_Stall 2018-09-09
Hey, go on cytube for a few minutes. I wanna show you that Chronos Trigger thing.