NSFW - Voluptupus Ventriloquist's Beautiful Beefers - Christine Barger.

93  2018-09-09 by DryTeeth

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This woman is now my everything

And ten years older and saggier since that film

Happy Cake Day Drumchapel! Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself.

ColinQuinnRobot

He also has a lot of cum in him.

You'd think that would make me want her less but it makes me want her more.

An Andrew Waller Joint

Not technically correct since it wasn't recorded on film.

2008? I'd wager that it was. Digital film didn't really become the majority until like... 2011??

I like em doughy, usually have a lower self esteem and you can spit on them.

Plus they have a good sense of humor, so once you drop a thick load on her face, she'll likely smile and laugh.

Gianna Michaels is a good egg. I enjoy that video where she was blowing some dude in front of a group of people at a house party, then she spit the load on some spic biker who was disrespecting her.

I think I've seen that before, but let's see a clip. Spitting cum on beaners is my fetish.

did he wipe it off his face? hahahaha

There's also the one where she starts fighting back with the dude a little bit and he slams her fat ass into the mattress. dOPE

Link please

PLEASE

I don't know if it's the one he's talking about, but this one gets fucking wild @20:02. They're full-on hitting each other

Nothing better than leaning over and the girl thinks you're gonna kiss her goodbye and you just spit in her mouth.

I'm going to go crank one out to this while listening to Paramore.

That sounds like a PFG Sunday to me.

Ain't it fun

Damone has some nice tits.

Just because you're starving doesn't mean you need to pig out.

Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't have a nosh from time to time.

Just because you're thirsty doesn't mean you need to drink piss.

Just because you drink piss doesn't mean you have to drink child-spit.

god made thick enthusiastic 5s as proof that he loves us and wants us to be happy

This guy gets it

I bet she has a juicy rump on her too.

Witout questin

Yea, she simulated the sex scene like a fucking champion too.

Pink

I can't believe that they're guys out there that don't find that body type attractive

Yea - it's a sick fucking world. I'll never understand it. Take your Anthony Kumiya's...would find her repulsive...but a boyish bag of sickly looking bones, that does it.

There's simply nothing better than a woman who is too curvy and out of shape to fight back

qualitits

Reminder: Reminder: Beefers is a faggot phrase that Opie would say.

Reminder: Opie turned Face on this sub 2 months back. I resisted it too - but time to accept it.

Opie is the BIG DOG of the sub now.

The lovable oaf deserves a short stint in the sun after what we've done.

Reminds me of Lorraine Caluzzo. I sure do love a thick frump from time to time, much in the way I'll chow down on McDonald's and hate myself.

Her chubby tummy is exactly the type that gets my dick hard.

She sincerely looks retarded.

Better tits than the black one who frequents this sub looking for attention, though. You know the one.

She has a very 70s, natural quality to her. Good on this adorable, bubbly manatee.

looks like she loads kegs onto 18 wheelers for a living

Great nips

Since she didn't speak, did she not get a SAG card?

Any reason this is here or are we just posting tits from 2005 straight-to-dvd movies?

I'm not complaining I'm just curious

Someone posted a cameo of her. The ventriloquist girl

Reminder: Opie turned Face on this sub 2 months back. I resisted it too - but time to accept it.