The harder he tries to convince people how smart he is the dumber he looks. It's actually impressive at how he can keep outdoing himself at this level of stupid.
Most of the people that buy nike shit are either already on board with their messages (blacks and wiggers), or just normal people that like nike and didn't even hear about this "scandal".
You mean you don't stop being a fan of your favorite show that inspired daily cosplaying from you because one of the actors has a differs from you politically?
A show doesnt sell me a physical product that i NEED to use every day. My entertainment is a totally different story. (Im still a pretty big fan of classic oanda. Jocktober is still halarious.) But fuck you anyways. Dont blow the illusion. Bashing these fucks is a helluva fun time.
When I was in junior high there was a special ed kind who looked just like Jerry Reed from "Smokey And The Bandit", he had to be at least thirty. All he ever said was "___ stinks" with a huge retard grin on his face. Like, for example, if you were wearing an Aerosmith t shirt he'd say "Aerosmith stinks" and etc.
I love that he has no idea how any of these financial concepts work. So you're going to buy options (nevermind which kind), wait for them to fire Kaepernick. Then when the stock rebounds, short sell? What the fuck is he talking about?
He was short selling the options in a long play for an apology. Unfortunately his big play was interrupted by the fact that he has less than $2000 to his name and his broker kept saying “what the fuck are you talking about?” And hanging up on him.
Let’s put it this way: the closest thing to an actual profession Joe has is guitarist, and his credit card bill for Chinese knockoff guitars shows he doesn’t even know anything about that.
A show doesnt sell me a physical product that i NEED to use every day. My entertainment is a totally different story. (Im still a pretty big fan of classic oanda. Jocktober is still halarious.) But fuck you anyways. Dont blow the illusion. Bashing these fucks is a helluva fun time.
Do you think one of the most successful companies on the planet maybe did a little research before making a move like this? I'm beginning to think Joe is a bit of a fool.
Imagine if you could go back through time and buy nike stock before they signed those niggers Jordan and Tiger Woods... then short sell it like Ant says to do before stock goes up.
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1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-09
Weird. Usually what Joe says is so intelligent and articulate.
1 greygooser 2018-09-09
I hate to disagree but I actually think he’s quite a buffoon and generally has no idea what he’s talking about
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-09
I hope he loses every dime Ant gives him
1 Mr_Nigel_Igger 2018-09-09
Taking financial advice from an enemployed, <80 IQ, Long Island moron who got said advice by his highschool dropout brother. What could go wrong?
1 Mexijesus 2018-09-09
It's like he's a complete fucking retard or something.
1 Bluesmoky 2018-09-09
The harder he tries to convince people how smart he is the dumber he looks. It's actually impressive at how he can keep outdoing himself at this level of stupid.
1 quasi100 2018-09-09
His constant malapropisms bring me nothing but joy
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-09-09
He really is lady di level moron.
1 Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2018-09-09
"Buy high, sell low!!!" - Stock Analyst Joe
1 DiploMaFF 2018-09-09
#ThanksAnt
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-09-09
Why would he give a fuck if he loses money? It's not like it was even his to begin with. Fucking lecherous piece of shit.
1 BackstabbingSammy 2018-09-09
He underestimated how much Kaepernicking has become the new ice bucket challenge.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-09
Really? A stupid old republican fatbody failed to understand a trend? I find that very hard to believe.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-09-09
I don't take stock advice from dunder-headed nitwits
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-09
Most of the people that buy nike shit are either already on board with their messages (blacks and wiggers), or just normal people that like nike and didn't even hear about this "scandal".
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-09
For real. I dont give a fuck about the brand. The shoes were cheap and do their job. Thats that.
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-09-09
You mean you don't stop being a fan of your favorite show that inspired daily cosplaying from you because one of the actors has a differs from you politically?
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-09
A show doesnt sell me a physical product that i NEED to use every day. My entertainment is a totally different story. (Im still a pretty big fan of classic oanda. Jocktober is still halarious.) But fuck you anyways. Dont blow the illusion. Bashing these fucks is a helluva fun time.
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-09-09
I'm on your side here dude... I'm juxtaposing Joe's ridiculous reaction to Ron Perlman's politics with your level headed outlook as a consumer.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-09
Ahhh. Went right over me. Sorry brothaman. Im all amped up with all this new content lately. Just starving to shitpost.
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-09-09
Guess you forgot to laff
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-09
And now being a rapist is political?
1 Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2018-09-09
Joe Currie attempts humor:
https://i.imgur.com/D0XCJxf.png
1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-09
what the fuck's wrong with everyone called Joe?!!?
1 boogsuge 2018-09-09
That’s....so bad
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-09-09
Calling Joe a retard is an insult to retards. He's the kid in Special Ed who the other special ed kids goof on.
1 crookedmile 2018-09-09
Joe, please take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper. This week I hope we can finish our work on the letter A.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-09-09
When I was in junior high there was a special ed kind who looked just like Jerry Reed from "Smokey And The Bandit", he had to be at least thirty. All he ever said was "___ stinks" with a huge retard grin on his face. Like, for example, if you were wearing an Aerosmith t shirt he'd say "Aerosmith stinks" and etc.
That guy was way, way cooler than Joe.
1 Cptbaldopie 2018-09-09
Probably a higher iq too.
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-09-09
"Sounds like someone's got a case of the sposedas!"
1 Stan_Halen_ 2018-09-09
Read some more stories, the surge is minor compared to their overall losses in the last couple of years.
1 wifflebb 2018-09-09
I love that he has no idea how any of these financial concepts work. So you're going to buy options (nevermind which kind), wait for them to fire Kaepernick. Then when the stock rebounds, short sell? What the fuck is he talking about?
1 tjdon 2018-09-09
He was short selling the options in a long play for an apology. Unfortunately his big play was interrupted by the fact that he has less than $2000 to his name and his broker kept saying “what the fuck are you talking about?” And hanging up on him.
1 anodyne01 2018-09-09
No way Joe has $2K
1 wbgreen 2018-09-09
Wrong AGAIN loser LIBTARD. HIS car is WORTH $5000. 😛😛😛
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-09
Are you telling me clueless old boomers didn't burn their collection of air jordans?
1 TheElDan 2018-09-09
Let’s put it this way: the closest thing to an actual profession Joe has is guitarist, and his credit card bill for Chinese knockoff guitars shows he doesn’t even know anything about that.
1 telemecanique 2018-09-09
imagine this really happened
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-09
A show doesnt sell me a physical product that i NEED to use every day. My entertainment is a totally different story. (Im still a pretty big fan of classic oanda. Jocktober is still halarious.) But fuck you anyways. Dont blow the illusion. Bashing these fucks is a helluva fun time.
1 cakehornnigga 2018-09-09
Do you think one of the most successful companies on the planet maybe did a little research before making a move like this? I'm beginning to think Joe is a bit of a fool.
1 Doug_Graves 2018-09-09
Imagine if you could go back through time and buy nike stock before they signed those niggers Jordan and Tiger Woods... then short sell it like Ant says to do before stock goes up.
People would have to respect you then, right?
1 MrTimSmith 2018-09-09
Every person with common sense knew this was a smart move by Nike and they'd make a shit load of money from it. Which is why he didn't see it coming.
1 quasi100 2018-09-09
His constant malapropisms bring me nothing but joy
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-09-09
He really is lady di level moron.