Artie weighs in on the Serena Williams incident

65  2018-09-09 by Moveinslience

83 comments

Oof.

Where are the Police when you need them? There's an uppity black woman not being shot

But really though, the police should look into this.

He a regular Norm McDonald's or sumptin tss

LOOOOL PROP COMEDY RULZ

Was Artie ever funny? Serious question.

I know comedy is subjective, but I've seen little evidence of it.

what would you know about funny?

Whay would you know from comedy? All you little-schmekel schmucks would be without mirth were it not for my Daniel Ben Dovid's Pancakes House podcast!

typical civilian

What, you didn't enjoy Beer League?

I've tried 4-5 times to get through that, and I can't.

It's just shit.

Jack and Coke is a good stand up

He made some good moments on stern

Examples please.

He once had an argument with a porn whore. Then he left the studio and called in pretending to be her boyfriend and she believed him.

Or something like that, it's been a while.

"Don't be comin home without them ribs!"

  • Iron Sheik vs Artie as Iron Sheik Jr.
  • Artie as Sals wifes "emotional friend"
  • Artie vs Crazy Alice
  • Artie vs Crystal Clear (porn actress)

Artie bullying and humiliating High Pitch Mike had me howling too.

Yeah I forgot about that one haha. When he find a out he goes to Disneyworld on his own.

His stand up for the most part blows, but he was great whenever he was arguing with someone on Stern.

No, he wasn’t. That’s just how you remembered it. It’s not 2003 and radio shock jocks didn’t age well. Opie and Anthony was never funny, neither was Sterns parade of freaks.

O&A aged very well. That's why so many people randomly stumble on the clips online and become huge fans. That's what happened to large amounts of the people on here.

Is that to say Stern doesn't get retroactive fans like O&A/R&F? I really will attempt to give old Stern clips a listen now and again, and after 20 minutes or so they just bore the piss out of me.

Yeah, pretty much. I doubt if Stern gains tons of new fans from clips on You tube like O&A did.

I don't know about all that, brotherman. Remember that one time he had a porn star show her tits in studio? I bet that clip has aged well.

I was watching some stern only because of people like Colin, Patrice, then I stumbled Artie arguing with people, and King of all blacks. That said it’s clear Howard surrounds himself with a bunch of ball washers who are dying to get a word in.

Do people Even post Stern clips on YouTube? He's literally never made me laugh. I stumbled upon an Opie and Anthony clip and became a "fan". Everytime I view a Howard clip it's just a whore on a Sybian or the Robin chimp-laughing at everything.

tss jeez tell us how ya really feel a sumtin

I liked That’s My Black Mama.

I never listened to Stern and this Artie person seems just like a junkie version of those cumio poker table cool people

I laughed when he called Anthony a "Cunt" on Twitter a few days ago.

Link?

We were busy entering our films at Cannes

He came out as gay to George Takei as a bit on Stern. Like Norton, he was great on the radio, but his stand up can be very hit and miss.

Miss and miss

Hey guys, get a load of this grumpy gus.

No. His stories suck too. Drug stories are never good.

Young Artie was good, now he's just too old and drug broken. His stand up is at best middle act level. He was good at spur of the moment arguments, and occasionally, he was a good story teller.

Prime Jackie was much better though. Jackie could be funny spur of the moment. And he was just a middle of the road drunk at worst, so he could keep track of stories, etc.....

Artie vs High Pitched Mike, Artie vs Crystal Clear, and Artie vs other comics is probably Artie at his best.

His Howard Stern shit is entertaining. Especially when he got high and started getting violent

His stories are hilarious, so the first time he told them he was funny. But that was like 10 years ago

99% of the stuff he did with Gilbert Gotfried was great.

all jokes aside, as a serious tennis fan for more than a decade, serena williams is a shitty nigger

Best female player of all time though.

serena at 37, 5'9 160 lbs couldn't take one set off david ferrer at 36, 5'9 160 lbs

shes an obese black man beating up women

I’m not saying she’s as good as any man, but technically I believe she is a woman, however manly.

ok i dont like when coloreds play tennis its not fun to watch happy now?

Fair enough.

I think all women’s sports should have weight classes.

What a gay and stupid idea.

Okay cool.

Stop saying gay and stupid things, it's making you appear to be gay and stupid.

What’s wrong with appearing gay and stupid?

Fair point.

how the fuck does a woman get those arms and shoulders?

Steroids.

She couldn’t take a set off a d3 college guy.

Would a shitty nigger tell a line judge that she wishes she could jam a tennis ball down her fucking throat?

Yes.

as a serious tennis fan for more than a decade

That's a long way of saying "faggot"

what nignog sport that doesn't have tall beautiful european girls do you watch

I watch men's sports only because I'm not a 12 year old girl looking for a role model.

Pornography

you like porn without white girls gotcha

Just take the hit.

no im right, ill die on this particular hill

Of AIDS because you're a tennis watching fairy.

goddammit

Be a man and watch hockey.

Bahahaha wheez ... cough*..... I was a longshoreman.

So one day these guys, they -

What's strange is you could go to the docks or any construction site and find a dozen guys funnier than Artie and more authentic. I've worked those types of jobs and would spend half my day rolling in laughter. Just goes to show you how famous and influential Stern is that his 3rd mic can coast for a decade after getting s-canned.

lol is artie doing chip

*junkie boys

He's chipping

Hes always in full blown addiction, even when chipping. Hes a hopeless degenerate opiate fiend. God i used to love Artie but hes a piece of unfunny shit these days.

How the fuck hasn't fentanyl taken him

Dont worry. Hell relapse and catch a hot shot sometime soon im sure.

Unfunny junkie has been. The only funny thing he ever did was steal Nana’s money and then drop him. That made me LOL. Otherwise, I hope he finally gets justice and dies alone and forgotten like Ro Cumia.

I have no idea what any of this is referencing.

She said the umpire was sexist for penalising her after she smashed her racket and insulted him. At one point she said she had a daughter for some reason

Proving there’s a chimp lurking somewhere in there no matter how high up the ladder they go.

She's a self important ass.

Lol! How does he come up with this stuff? It's like comedians are born with an extra part in their brain that us civilians don't have!

More like Fatty Bignose right gang

Back off, Artie. This isn’t your show.

He should have went with Arthur Ashy Elbows.

Does that homo Alexis Ohanion actually fuck that thing, or is their marriage like the gay guy and the lesbian agreeing to go to prom together?

Hes always in full blown addiction, even when chipping. Hes a hopeless degenerate opiate fiend. God i used to love Artie but hes a piece of unfunny shit these days.

Miss and miss

Hey guys, get a load of this grumpy gus.