No, he wasn’t. That’s just how you remembered it. It’s not 2003 and radio shock jocks didn’t age well. Opie and Anthony was never funny, neither was Sterns parade of freaks.
O&A aged very well. That's why so many people randomly stumble on the clips online and become huge fans. That's what happened to large amounts of the people on here.
Is that to say Stern doesn't get retroactive fans like O&A/R&F? I really will attempt to give old Stern clips a listen now and again, and after 20 minutes or so they just bore the piss out of me.
I was watching some stern only because of people like Colin, Patrice, then I stumbled Artie arguing with people, and King of all blacks. That said it’s clear Howard surrounds himself with a bunch of ball washers who are dying to get a word in.
Do people Even post Stern clips on YouTube? He's literally never made me laugh. I stumbled upon an Opie and Anthony clip and became a "fan". Everytime I view a Howard clip it's just a whore on a Sybian or the Robin chimp-laughing at everything.
Young Artie was good, now he's just too old and drug broken. His stand up is at best middle act level. He was good at spur of the moment arguments, and occasionally, he was a good story teller.
Prime Jackie was much better though. Jackie could be funny spur of the moment. And he was just a middle of the road drunk at worst, so he could keep track of stories, etc.....
Artie vs High Pitched Mike, Artie vs Crystal Clear, and Artie vs other comics is probably Artie at his best.
What's strange is you could go to the docks or any construction site and find a dozen guys funnier than Artie and more authentic. I've worked those types of jobs and would spend half my day rolling in laughter. Just goes to show you how famous and influential Stern is that his 3rd mic can coast for a decade after getting s-canned.
Hes always in full blown addiction, even when chipping. Hes a hopeless degenerate opiate fiend. God i used to love Artie but hes a piece of unfunny shit these days.
Unfunny junkie has been. The only funny thing he ever did was steal Nana’s money and then drop him. That made me LOL. Otherwise, I hope he finally gets justice and dies alone and forgotten like Ro Cumia.
She said the umpire was sexist for penalising her after she smashed her racket and insulted him. At one point she said she had a daughter for some reason
Hes always in full blown addiction, even when chipping. Hes a hopeless degenerate opiate fiend. God i used to love Artie but hes a piece of unfunny shit these days.
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1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-09
Oof.
1 Drumchapel 2018-09-09
Where are the Police when you need them? There's an uppity black woman not being shot
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-09
But really though, the police should look into this.
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-09-09
He a regular Norm McDonald's or sumptin tss
1 UnemployedOpie 2018-09-09
LOOOOL PROP COMEDY RULZ
1 JustPooch 2018-09-09
Was Artie ever funny? Serious question.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-09
I know comedy is subjective, but I've seen little evidence of it.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-09
what would you know about funny?
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-09
Whay would you know from comedy? All you little-schmekel schmucks would be without mirth were it not for my Daniel Ben Dovid's Pancakes House podcast!
1 spacefairies 2018-09-09
typical civilian
1 pfk505 2018-09-09
What, you didn't enjoy Beer League?
1 Jungies 2018-09-09
I've tried 4-5 times to get through that, and I can't.
It's just shit.
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-09
Jack and Coke is a good stand up
1 Moveinslience 2018-09-09
He made some good moments on stern
1 chulathedog 2018-09-09
Examples please.
1 TungstenShit 2018-09-09
He once had an argument with a porn whore. Then he left the studio and called in pretending to be her boyfriend and she believed him.
Or something like that, it's been a while.
1 GraphOrlock 2018-09-09
"Don't be comin home without them ribs!"
1 Scorch_PFG 2018-09-09
1 ObscureShitposter 2018-09-09
Artie bullying and humiliating High Pitch Mike had me howling too.
1 Scorch_PFG 2018-09-09
Yeah I forgot about that one haha. When he find a out he goes to Disneyworld on his own.
1 zoob1357 2018-09-09
His stand up for the most part blows, but he was great whenever he was arguing with someone on Stern.
1 chulathedog 2018-09-09
No, he wasn’t. That’s just how you remembered it. It’s not 2003 and radio shock jocks didn’t age well. Opie and Anthony was never funny, neither was Sterns parade of freaks.
1 JoeMommma101 2018-09-09
O&A aged very well. That's why so many people randomly stumble on the clips online and become huge fans. That's what happened to large amounts of the people on here.
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-09-09
Is that to say Stern doesn't get retroactive fans like O&A/R&F? I really will attempt to give old Stern clips a listen now and again, and after 20 minutes or so they just bore the piss out of me.
1 JoeMommma101 2018-09-09
Yeah, pretty much. I doubt if Stern gains tons of new fans from clips on You tube like O&A did.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-09
I don't know about all that, brotherman. Remember that one time he had a porn star show her tits in studio? I bet that clip has aged well.
1 Hanarable 2018-09-09
I was watching some stern only because of people like Colin, Patrice, then I stumbled Artie arguing with people, and King of all blacks. That said it’s clear Howard surrounds himself with a bunch of ball washers who are dying to get a word in.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-09-09
Do people Even post Stern clips on YouTube? He's literally never made me laugh. I stumbled upon an Opie and Anthony clip and became a "fan". Everytime I view a Howard clip it's just a whore on a Sybian or the Robin chimp-laughing at everything.
1 zoob1357 2018-09-09
tss jeez tell us how ya really feel a sumtin
1 TheElDan 2018-09-09
I liked That’s My Black Mama.
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-09
I never listened to Stern and this Artie person seems just like a junkie version of those cumio poker table cool people
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-09-09
I laughed when he called Anthony a "Cunt" on Twitter a few days ago.
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-09-09
Link?
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-09-09
Artie calls Anthony a cunt.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-09
We were busy entering our films at Cannes
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-09-09
He came out as gay to George Takei as a bit on Stern. Like Norton, he was great on the radio, but his stand up can be very hit and miss.
1 chulathedog 2018-09-09
Miss and miss
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-09
Hey guys, get a load of this grumpy gus.
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-09-09
No. His stories suck too. Drug stories are never good.
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-09-09
Young Artie was good, now he's just too old and drug broken. His stand up is at best middle act level. He was good at spur of the moment arguments, and occasionally, he was a good story teller.
Prime Jackie was much better though. Jackie could be funny spur of the moment. And he was just a middle of the road drunk at worst, so he could keep track of stories, etc.....
Artie vs High Pitched Mike, Artie vs Crystal Clear, and Artie vs other comics is probably Artie at his best.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-09-09
His Howard Stern shit is entertaining. Especially when he got high and started getting violent
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-09-09
His stories are hilarious, so the first time he told them he was funny. But that was like 10 years ago
1 HANNABALLA 2018-09-09
99% of the stuff he did with Gilbert Gotfried was great.
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-09
all jokes aside, as a serious tennis fan for more than a decade, serena williams is a shitty nigger
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-09
Best female player of all time though.
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-09
serena at 37, 5'9 160 lbs couldn't take one set off david ferrer at 36, 5'9 160 lbs
shes an obese black man beating up women
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-09
I’m not saying she’s as good as any man, but technically I believe she is a woman, however manly.
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-09
ok i dont like when coloreds play tennis its not fun to watch happy now?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-09
Fair enough.
I think all women’s sports should have weight classes.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-09-09
What a gay and stupid idea.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-09
Okay cool.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-09-09
Stop saying gay and stupid things, it's making you appear to be gay and stupid.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-09-09
What’s wrong with appearing gay and stupid?
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-09-09
Fair point.
1 halfwholediminished 2018-09-09
how the fuck does a woman get those arms and shoulders?
1 burlapsack69 2018-09-09
Steroids.
1 dennyofalcone 2018-09-09
She couldn’t take a set off a d3 college guy.
1 MoistureMop 2018-09-09
Would a shitty nigger tell a line judge that she wishes she could jam a tennis ball down her fucking throat?
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-09
Yes.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-09
That's a long way of saying "faggot"
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-09
what nignog sport that doesn't have tall beautiful european girls do you watch
1 JoeMommma101 2018-09-09
I watch men's sports only because I'm not a 12 year old girl looking for a role model.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-09
Pornography
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-09
you like porn without white girls gotcha
1 Bibimbap4211 2018-09-09
Just take the hit.
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-09
no im right, ill die on this particular hill
1 Cptbaldopie 2018-09-09
Of AIDS because you're a tennis watching fairy.
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-09
goddammit
1 Cptbaldopie 2018-09-09
Be a man and watch hockey.
1 Scorch_PFG 2018-09-09
Bahahaha wheez ... cough*..... I was a longshoreman.
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-09-09
So one day these guys, they -
1 Sunsetsworldwide1 2018-09-09
What's strange is you could go to the docks or any construction site and find a dozen guys funnier than Artie and more authentic. I've worked those types of jobs and would spend half my day rolling in laughter. Just goes to show you how famous and influential Stern is that his 3rd mic can coast for a decade after getting s-canned.
1 swxxtz 2018-09-09
lol is artie doing chip
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-09
*junkie boys
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-09-09
He's chipping
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-09
Hes always in full blown addiction, even when chipping. Hes a hopeless degenerate opiate fiend. God i used to love Artie but hes a piece of unfunny shit these days.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-09
How the fuck hasn't fentanyl taken him
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-09
Dont worry. Hell relapse and catch a hot shot sometime soon im sure.
1 Edgartooth 2018-09-09
Unfunny junkie has been. The only funny thing he ever did was steal Nana’s money and then drop him. That made me LOL. Otherwise, I hope he finally gets justice and dies alone and forgotten like Ro Cumia.
1 VicDumb 2018-09-09
I have no idea what any of this is referencing.
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-09-09
She said the umpire was sexist for penalising her after she smashed her racket and insulted him. At one point she said she had a daughter for some reason
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-09-09
Proving there’s a chimp lurking somewhere in there no matter how high up the ladder they go.
1 ChocomelTM 2018-09-09
She's a self important ass.
1 Doug_Graves 2018-09-09
Lol! How does he come up with this stuff? It's like comedians are born with an extra part in their brain that us civilians don't have!
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-09
More like Fatty Bignose right gang
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-09-09
Back off, Artie. This isn’t your show.
1 Absoludacris1 2018-09-09
He should have went with Arthur Ashy Elbows.
1 Leftistsareinsane 2018-09-09
Does that homo Alexis Ohanion actually fuck that thing, or is their marriage like the gay guy and the lesbian agreeing to go to prom together?
1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-09
Hes always in full blown addiction, even when chipping. Hes a hopeless degenerate opiate fiend. God i used to love Artie but hes a piece of unfunny shit these days.
1 chulathedog 2018-09-09
Miss and miss
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-09
Hey guys, get a load of this grumpy gus.