Anthony Cumia looks like he almost certainly smells bad.

66  2018-09-09 by McGowan9

19 comments

The Dead Tooth, it's wafting

How does a tooth “die”?? Shouldn’t it just rot from the cavity

When? How did it hyappen?

YA KIDDIN!

And not just "bad" like stale booze and broken dreams bad. He looks like he gives off that musty smell that old people emit - that mouldy, dusty slightly damp odour. Gross!

you don't like dusty damp odour?

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Okay so:

  • First was the ass hair follicle transplants
  • Then he got the Post-Menopause HGH hormone therapy
  • Third came the Just for Kikko-Men hair coloring
  • Finally he bought the wooden ventriloquist dummy dentures

His Body Dismorphic Disorder is so pronounced it's hard to keep all these drastic body alterations straight (unlike him). Oddly enough, he never opted for acne scar laser removal.

But agreed, he looks like his breath smells of metamucil and plaque while prune juice and mothballs leach out of his pores.

I think it's a mix between stale booze, laundry that was left in the washer for 2 days and has that mold smell, and dried piss that he probably doesn't remember from when he passed out on the couch and wet himself during the night.

as any 12 y/o pervert knows after a while the panties you stole get a weird dusty back of the drawer smell that severs the connection to any pussy/butthole smell they may have held

anthony smells like throwing away dead panties

I wonder if freezing them in ziplock bags would help contain the freshness.

It works for clumps of simian afro

Ax body spray, cologne, and body odor. It's a shock jock trifector.

40 years of alcohol sweats and dried semen

He probably has is she-beast prostitute Missy plaster his face with makeup before his shows. And he still looks horrendous.

Must be that pubic hair transplant going gangreous.

He looks like he smells of old lady soap and tooth-plaque

Joe got the girl alright.

DIG INTO NANA

The boy who couldn’t love.

he looks like he smells like pee

I love how Missy has to deal with that 65 year old ass stink while she's blowing him.