Alan cheated on Jim in the same way my waiter cheated on me with table 6.

Probably caught it from Anthony.

You mean the same way a stripper cheated on you by giving another guy a lapdance... when u had just gotten a lap dance from her?

Sorry dude your phone cutout. What was that ?

No I think he meant what he said, you retarded unfunny person.

"I expect this sex worker to be completely monogamous". Okay, Jim. That's realistic.

He's on the Frank Reynolds system of trying to marry whores.

Jim cannot take that path. On one hand he is a completely disgusting, mean human being (he's truly unlovable), on the other hand he is too sensitive to face this reality (which, since no one will hang out with him out of love, will include costant cheating, stealing, break ups, etc).

Also I'm sure he is fixated with prostitutes not only because they're the only ones they'll date him, but also because he sees them as inferior human beings. In his rotted brain he probably thinks that yes, he is fucked up, but PA is more fucked up than him and should TOTALLY feel lucky to have a shot to be Mrs. Norton.

That documentary truly painted the worst picture.

I can kind of understand the pretty woman thing of falling for an escort or hooker, but this mother fucker wanted to propose in a chat room with 100 other anonymous dudes watching this guy jerk off

Was this when he was saying "She talked to somebody she shouldn't have talked to," and then he mentioned it was some other random degenerate that Ragnar talked to online, as if Jim were any different.

Dead@ Ragnar 😂😂😂😂

Hey good job burning down that village yesterday, Ragnar.

I think if anything we can learn from the rise and fall of the opie and Anthony saga is that saying I read once.

“ you either die a hero, or live long enough to raise bams kids or turn into a faggit “

Alan follows the tokens.

Yammy Snarton thought he could make a dude-Thot a housewife, and got burned hard.

A lesson most normal people learn in their 20s. But Jammy Fartons idea of a relationship is a massage girl he calls a lot.

I believe he's going to murder a dude one day. Seriously.

Anthony will be coldly murdered by a male 'house helper' and Norton will crime-of-passion murder a dude in a dress.

Remember that story he would tell constantly about grabbing a knife in the kitchen when arguing with his girlfriend and he knew he had issues? Fucking yuck.

That girl probably had absolutely no feeling of fear, just disgust and embarrassment for ever being with such a sissy.

Jim will hesitate and have the knife taken away and inserted into his stupid head.

Can I see a pic of this monster?

Why was Jim surprised? Young dudes love to fuck.

"With this woman, I was completely straight."

Didn’t he say that line to that oblivious dumbie he does a UFC show with? No way he’d gay away with saying that to Colin or somebody.

I think he said to Joey Diaz when he was on his podcast. He was like on the verge of tears when he was saying it. Fucking faggot.

Yup. Was deff on Diaz podcast

Dead@ Ragnar 😂😂😂😂

You mean the same way a stripper cheated on you by giving another guy a lapdance... when u had just gotten a lap dance from her?

Hey good job burning down that village yesterday, Ragnar.