He didn't, this is a Tom Meyers bit. If OP could have shoehorned libertarianism into the joke then it may have been funny but as it is he just copied and pasted the joke verbatim onto a Dave Smith picture and I find it lazy and unfunny.
So so so you don't think it FUCKIN HILARIOUS to to to ridicule the state maaaaaaaan !!! They FUCKIN send a gestapo with a gun maaaaaaaan knocking down your door and throwing you in FUCKIN cage maaaaaaaan for FUCKIN plant.
After that pithy remark, everyone in earshot shared knowing glances of "whoa, I can't believe he went there," mouths agape at what just transpired, as Dave dropped the proverbial mic, put on his shades, and confidently strode out the convenience store and into the night. He was then raped by a pack of niggers.
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1 PsychopathyRed 2018-09-07
...I refuse to believe he said that.
why come government bad? lolbertarianism 4 lyff
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-09-07
He didn't, this is a Tom Meyers bit. If OP could have shoehorned libertarianism into the joke then it may have been funny but as it is he just copied and pasted the joke verbatim onto a Dave Smith picture and I find it lazy and unfunny.
1 quasi100 2018-09-07
even kelsey cook's phoney real life happenstance with non-punchlines are better than this.
also those fat fucking tits shes has
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-09-07
you wanna suck em?
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-09-07
So so so you don't think it FUCKIN HILARIOUS to to to ridicule the state maaaaaaaan !!! They FUCKIN send a gestapo with a gun maaaaaaaan knocking down your door and throwing you in FUCKIN cage maaaaaaaan for FUCKIN plant.
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-09-07
You need to have at least a 200 IQ and a masters in political science to truly appreciate his comedic wit.
1 sams_seed 2018-09-07
Oof.
Has anyone in the history of earth ever felt it necessary to explain why theh were buying snack foods in a convenience store? Ever?
A woman let this man bust inside of her. Pray for our future generation
1 I_want_Forbin 2018-09-07
Does it count as "post-comedy" if it was ment to be funny?
1 FezzyMarie 2018-09-07
This sucks
1 BellyFullOfSwans 2018-09-07
Im so hungover I tried to close this tab with my garage door opener. Ugggh!
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1 ManbadFerrara 2018-09-07
After that pithy remark, everyone in earshot shared knowing glances of "whoa, I can't believe he went there," mouths agape at what just transpired, as Dave dropped the proverbial mic, put on his shades, and confidently strode out the convenience store and into the night. He was then raped by a pack of niggers.
1 RonnieWhatley 2018-09-07
This is some cumtown shit. The joke is Tom Meyer's, basically cumtowns version of Scorch.
https://youtu.be/z2IkKWmi6h8
1 David_Tosk 2018-09-07
Only stoned Elon Musk gets this.
1 MarioPennington 2018-09-07
Tom Meyers is 10x the comedian Dave Smith is and that's not a joke
1 ill-pickle 2018-09-07
Dave Smith sucks shit