I have a fantasy where porsalin becomes a wealthy documentarian/producer while Jim and Anthony lose everything, and I’m doing everything I can to make it a reality.

132  2018-09-07 by ReDMeridiaN

29 comments

do ya

Paypig

Porsalin is a findom

Filmdom

If past history is any indication I'd be extremely wary regarding becoming too popular in this sub.

last guy got sent to the nuthouse

KillaKuhn- In Prison for 8 years, mentally scarred for life

The Fat Joker- KIA

Stinks- On Heroin, I assume in a dumpster in Washington Heights

Danny- Mental institution, potentially at his father's

Yeah its not looking good...

*Daniel Ben Dovid

Yay let’s make it happen gang!

or you could mac miller yourself

Let's not go sucking each others' dicks quite yet.

Alright, but it better be soon.

You went for the $5 not even the $10. Dont say you are soing all you can

"yeah, I'm done with posting stuff on the sub and doing the joe matarese stuff. Gotta know when to bow out gracefully. (Paraphrase)" Nice long con dude.

To be honest, I appreciate hard work and the ability to drive ones self to finishing something. Whenever I employ anybody these are the most important qualities I look for in a person. And he has both of them.

Even documentaries I love, I've watched maybe 2-4 times. I've watched the Worm Has Turned about 6 now and I ripped it off youtube to watch on my various devices. It's great work, and it stands up as a comedy piece on it's own. The number of worm puns he fit in there was outstanding. I think he did the Joe Matarese one, too, which I can say is both funny as hell, it has a destination (which is so important for documentaries) and I can say for certain that it stood up as a pure documentation of events, as I had left /r/opieandanthony for a year during those events, and didn't even know who that insecure bum was. His documentary caught me up on everything and by the end I knew pretty much everything there was to know about it.

The same can be said of Beige Frequency. His Demented World biopic is fantastic, as well.

I legitimately laughed my ass off watching both of his docs. I’ve paid to watch way worse shit in the theater.

I don't want to suck his cock too hard but it really is impressive. He didn't tease The Worm Has Turned until the day he posted it, which was pretty damn fast after the Matarese one, and he's back on here today already asking what he should do next. I made a 30 second video making fun of Nana once and I rested on my laurels for at least 3 months after that.

Porsalin's work ethic is great. I slack off way too much on my videos

Your videos are equally great faggot.

I think porsalin's are better to be honest. I was talking about how quickly porsalin can get a video finished, though. .

Here's where I disagree. On content, research and narrative it's you hands down. Mine are more of a skimming over the subject. Yours are deep and serialised. I guess they're kind of different though.

You’re both about even on quality of content. Porsalin’s videos have a slightly more professional veneer and his voice is better for narration. You two should collaborate.

" no, you hang up! "

It's not a competition fam, you both do good work, and I thank you guys for the laughs.

He was doing a live stream one day and I sat and watched him put in the key frames to animate a character all for an inside joke for the OA discord room.

The irony being, I was at work and was supposed to working in after effects, but watched him for 2 hours instead.

where are the 'perks', Porsalin?? You weasel-worm!!!

also, can I pay you in Chaturbate Tokens?

A story similar to Spike Jonze is in store for our Porsa

ur gay

i just gave him 75

Alright, but it better be soon.