Next documentary
243 2018-09-07 by porsalin
Next documentary will either be Sam Roberts or Bobo. I'll start working on it in a few days after some much needed anal sex. Once I have a timeline I'll probably come back begging for clips...
In more despicable news, a lot of people have expressed interest in supporting these dumb things I spend far too much time on so I made sheckel-grabbing Patreon page - www.patreon.com/porsalin.
It's there if you want to chuck in a lil' bit but if not, I'll keep doing this shit anyway for the unrelenting pleasure of making a select few radio celebrities perpetually miserable. It just helps get my gaping asshole into gear.
231 comments
1 ShitHouses 2018-09-07
has there been one about opie yet?
1 Mintwa 2018-09-07
Please talk about Sam's awful eating habits.
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-07
Hi ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐ผ
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-09-07
You are the Gail the Snail of this sub.
1 Mintwa 2018-09-07
Perfectly put only this one we cant salt away.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-09-07
She's mashing it
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-07
No I'm not Gail sucks.....she ruined the Ron show....She made it unlistenable.....
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-07
nice brown nosing stupid
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-07
I liked the Ron & Fez show...... it was funny.....sad all the good shows i liked r gone now......sad face emoji insert here....
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-07
you're alright in my book retard ๐
1 VicDumb 2018-09-07
STOP WITH THE FUCKING PERIODS!
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-07
NO..................................................................
1 Turkuleys 2018-09-07
Stop having them he meant
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-09-07
I hear you don't have anymore periods if you're dead
1 AxelSpott 2018-09-07
Stop fucking while on a period!
1 boogsuge 2018-09-07
Thatโs not who heโs referencing u dumb bitch
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-07
I got a feeling saralinn is Anthony
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
Sam has never gotten shit for fidgeting. Look at any video of him: shaking his knees, playing with a cord, unnecessarily moving the mic around 27 times in a given minute.
1 beecostume 2018-09-07
I want to shove the pencil that he insists on holding during his WWE pre-show stints right up his dumb nose.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
there's nothing wrong with that impulse. He definitely has a few fist-induced skull fractures in his karmic balance sheet.
1 Psych555 2018-09-07
Stop watching wrestling you imbecile.
1 Dramburglar 2018-09-07
Nugglyfe
1 JimandFred 2018-09-07
Sam.
1 dougfunny86 2018-09-07
I think there's a lot there actually. His beginnings as an intern, his brown nosing to opie, his sneaky backstabbing to other interns, his stupid evening show, his wrestling fascination, his sneaker obsession, him liking rap music and TMZ celebrity culture, his balding, a more in depth of his role in stealing opie's place, his work with the WWE, the notsamonites, the chicken fingers, the overwhelming lack of talent... I'm also open to other ideas on who to go for next? I did like the idea of Gavin but he does enjoy a good old legal threat...
1 BoongChook 2018-09-07
Bobo please. I wanna see that tard squirm.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
The only thing that would make him squirm is relentless confrontation on his gofundme scam. Other than that he likes the attention.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-09-07
How do you make a Sam Robert's documentary that's over 15 minutes?
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I think there's a lot there actually. His beginnings as an intern, his brown nosing to opie, his sneaky backstabbing to other interns, his stupid evening show, his wrestling fascination, his sneaker obsession, him liking rap music and TMZ celebrity culture, his balding, a more in depth of his role in stealing opie's place, his work with the WWE, the notsamonites, the chicken fingers, the overwhelming lack of talent...
I'm also open to other ideas on who to go for next? I did like the idea of Gavin but he does enjoy a good old legal threat...
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-07
Don't forget to talk about how he attempted to backstab Scorch.
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-07
hes such an awful being that he backstabed everyone that helped him with his career, cant wait till he fuck jir n in the ass
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-09-07
How he burned Fezzie. Our sweet Queen Whatley.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-07
Don't forget the mystery of why any woman would let his fetid, piss balloon penis touch her
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-07
they'll let you too if you tried. women are retards.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-07
There's this 22 year old waitress I like, but I am too much of a pussy to talk to her. I go in and order like any other customer, then go home and jerk off for hours.
1 snargfursk 2018-09-07
Hi Jim
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-09-07
My nigga shoot your shot! Donโt let your morbid obesity stop you from talking to her!
1 BarnoldWHV 2018-09-07
I don't want to blow your mind or anything but women like money. Go get some.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-07
Panera Bread doesn't pay that well.
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-07
Sam can be good with certain co-host like DJ Whoo Kid everyone will like ur doc if u talk about that......๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐ผ
1 tranthasourus 2018-09-07
Go be a webcam girl and get the fuck out of here you dumb annoying cunt.
1 itrits 2018-09-07
I donโt advocate for banning people from here, but I think Iโd make an exception for you. Holy fuck I hope you get raped to death.
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-07
Wow thanks ur so nice ๐ง๐ผ๐๐๐น๐
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-09-07
I feel no ill will towards you, Sara. But your opinion on Sam is bonkers.
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-07
Yeah well Sam was good on the O&A show and the Aftershow which was really good with DJ Whoo Kid and Nicole.......He has changed now the Jim and Sam show sucks but if they get better cohost that show can work maybe...... Also thanks for being nice ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ผ
1 tranthasourus 2018-09-07
Sam has never been good. Youโre a pathetic human.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-09-07
Fuck Gavin. Do it. What's he gonna do sue you from across the ocean because you made him look like a big mustachioed faggot?
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1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2018-09-07
Don't forget Sam's failed attempt at getting a job with entertainment weekly b/c they didn't like his voice.
1 subalizer 2018-09-07
He has a face for radio, and a voice that makes you want to call Dignitas.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-07
Don't forget what seems like his total lack of interest in his wife or child.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-07
How about him skipping his first Father's day with his wife and son to go to a fucking D list WWE pay per view themed around ladder matches? Also, the Katie Linnendol Saga must be addressed.
1 vize 2018-09-07
Don't forget the time where he was on his knees sucking on a dildo that erock had sticking out of his fly.
1 246h8 2018-09-07
Wish I could find that photo and submit it to /r/squaredcircle
1 Mikekekeke 2018-09-07
Something similar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzmBCiO8_zg
1 icefriend 2018-09-07
why doesn't anthony even look at him
1 racemic_mixture 2018-09-07
Anthony is super hetero, why would he want to look at a young man's midriff.
1 racemic_mixture 2018-09-07
Anthony is super hetero, why would he want to look at a young man's midriff.
1 racemic_mixture 2018-09-07
Anthony is super hetero, why would he want to look at a young man's bare midriff...
1 racemic_mixture 2018-09-07
Why would a super heterosexual alpha male like Anthony want to look at a young man's midriff?
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-09-07
Please do Sam instead of Bobo, who's always been a dollar store whack packer bore.
1 ContentBotHZ54K 2018-09-07
Gavin is a great idea. I'd also like to see one about Rogan.
1 GryllslyBear 2018-09-07
Don't forget his terrible treatment of Fez.
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1 dougfunny86 2018-09-07
I think there's a lot there actually. His beginnings as an intern, his brown nosing to opie, his sneaky backstabbing to other interns, his stupid evening show, his wrestling fascination, his sneaker obsession, him liking rap music and TMZ celebrity culture, his balding, a more in depth of his role in stealing opie's place, his work with the WWE, the notsamonites, the chicken fingers, the overwhelming lack of talent... I'm also open to other ideas on who to go for next? I did like the idea of Gavin but he does enjoy a good old legal threat...
1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-09-07
You better not leave out AJ Poopieshitz
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
His hatred for Denny has some material. There's a bit on youtube where he tried to instigate a fight with some other office guy because Denny stole his food. Sam was trying to systematically deconstruct Denny's persona and convince everyone around him that he wasn't as cool as they thought, and he mostly kept his cool. Someone else will have to remember the date.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-09-07
You could have a funny aside about him being a musician under the moniker "Joon ur M'nt" and for the love of God don't forget about the ACTION!
1 PassProtect15 2018-09-07
You're right, it should 100% be about Sam. Please, don't waste your time with Bobo.
1 AOTV88 2018-09-07
Make sure to compare his annoying laugh to a billygoat.
1 --DC-- 2018-09-07
Brian Gilgore would be a good target but you might be flying a little too close to the sun if you go there.
1 FezzyMarie 2018-09-07
There's a whole lot from the Sam and Dave show too.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-09-07
Use Danny's and creampieJones' comments from this sub.
They talk about how Sam is the most evil little cunt who worked on the o&a show
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
Good shit, never heard that. Was it talked about on the show? Stories like that show his character
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-09-07
Oh yeah. Probably during his talks of getting married or before that
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-07
Holy shit his evening show was intolerably DULL. I would catch it driving late at night and even for ironic listening it was absolute drivel.
Whatever Jew exec who listened to that and thought "wow we should give him a morning show!" was an incalculable moron.
Goes to show you that in certain professions, tenure is more valuable than talent.
1 Doodoflife 2018-09-07
I just have one specific idea of grabbing different occurrences, as there would be many, of his cackly laugh and editing them together for an annoying 15-20 sec clip.
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1 Doodoflife 2018-09-07
..and please include another left field, "meanwhile, fat piece of shit Robert Kelly" moment into the new doc.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
haha yes this will be in it
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2018-09-07
See if you can find out if he is Art Garfunkel's illegitimate son.
1 prevwon 2018-09-07
For the love of fuck, please investigate how his sneaker fetish even started. I can almost guarantee that this shitbird had no interest in kicks until he saw that Shane McMahon was into them when he returned to WWE back in February of 2016. Before that I donโt remember Sam wearing anything other than Chuck Taylors. The majority of this dweebs interests revolve around pro-wrestling
1 Slide-job-down-low 2018-09-07
Do Opie next, but title it "Nice try with the hate, how one man rose above and won over the haters"
1 dicksuckinslasher 2018-09-07
Also his rap career as Joon your mnt
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-09-07
Let's not forget about being scared of drugs and alcohol. He's literally never been high or drunk, or eaten steak, or eaten ass, I hate him.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-07
Don't forget his fight with Pat Duffy. And Pat posts here, so you can get the first hand account from him and creampie Jones(who also worked for Sam on Special Delivery).
Listen to the last episode of The Than and Sam show. Sam announced he was leaving it to start Special Delivery live to Than. It was a work that turns shoot pretty quickly.
1 danoranika 2018-09-07
Damn, I wanted to see Gavin, the litigious homosexual
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-09-07
There is an idea of a Sam Roberts, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real hi,, only an entity, something illusory, and though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: He simply is not there.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-09-07
You play it at .25 speed
1 Bluesmoky 2018-09-07
Sam's creepy mother relationship
1 Keiththecrook 2018-09-07
You can do an hour on this by itself.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-09-07
A Sam one can easily get looks from the pro wrestling community at r/squaredcircle and other places.
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-09-07
They hate him over there.
Trust me, they'd love if you bashed him.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-07
I'll throw in a 10 spot if you do both.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I'll be doing both anyway eventually, it's just which one's first
1 hiyabuddies 2018-09-07
Dont forget Sam saying Westchester is the bestchester
1 SweetBunsxo 2018-09-07
Bobo first, due to value added to the show and thinking he is a celebrity. Could be a cool "Are we living in a simulation?" documentary or something to make Bobo lose his mind.
Sam Roberts, while being a next level doc, will be 100% cringe. That should be like your "I'm making an art show about shit" doc.
1 schumeroid 2018-09-07
Ben dovid next
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-07
A Danny Ross doc should be the next logical increment here. I don't care about these two clowns.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-09-07
I don't think there's enough material. Mr. Dovid has lived a pretty uneventful life simply based on what a douche he is.
After the O&A years, he fucked up a gig with Rockstar, tended bar for a while, had his fight with reddit, and then went to the looney bin. Keep in mind there's little to no audio or video of any of this, just reddit posts and still images of him working at Rockstar or whatever.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
seems more suited to a three+ volume hardback
1 ImDickJustice 2018-09-07
Don't forget to mention that Sam called 911 for a flat tire.
1 ColonelBustard69 2018-09-07
Sam Roberts called 911 for a flat tire. People forget that
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
The enraging thing about this is that he'd play it up as "hehe, I'm technically incompetent" on the face as self deprecation, but what he's really hinting at is that he's too bourgeois to be bothered with dumb grunt work and he thinks he's above it.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
It feeds into the manchild narrative perfectly too
1 dionysus187 2018-09-07
I thought he was genuinely panicked at the idea of a flat tire, hence calling 911 instead of some sort of towing service.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
hahaha
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-09-07
Please include this footage of Sam wrestling. It is fucking aggressively cringey.
1 thrillated 2018-09-07
Porsalin, you are the fucking master. Those Patreon tiers are hilarious.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I set up Destroyer as a goof but low and behold some hero grabbed at it
1 commissarjb 2018-09-07
I hope it was actually Opie.
1 Opesterino 2018-09-07
Sam please !
1 ChippySez 2018-09-07
If you can make a documentary about Fred Roberts, I'd really be impressed. He's such an insignificant nothing.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-09-07
Bobo! Bobo! Bobo!
Fuck Sam. There's literally nothing interesting about him.
With Bobo you could cover him & his family grifting people on GoFundMe, Anthony lusting after his underage sister, also how Anthony verbally & physically abused Bobo yet his family still lets him hang around Nana. Most likely in exchange for hush-money. He'll hear about the doc and shit a brick on Twitter. Sam will probably just ignore it and be boring as fuck.
1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-09-07
A bobo documentary could be an entire saga rivaling Chris Chan. Think about how many things you'd have to cover:
His first appearance on the show where he went around showing strangers a picture of his dogs tumor.
The plethora of times he was catfished
The up and down game
The dick surgeries
Being banned from the show multiple times
The fugitive
The gofundme scam
Being beaten by Anthony
Christina
His attempt at stand up
His obsession with the Mets
His untimely death
Him talking to the picture of past Bobo about hits dead dad
Anthony fucking his sister
There's so much there and I'm probably missing some shit
1 holodog 2018-09-07
It could also just be four hours of white noise
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
And like chris chan, Bobo would ultimately enjoy the attention, no matter how negative. So don't give it to him.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
That's a lot right there. I do like the idea of maybe being a little more sympathetic and going with the narrative that he's being exploited by everybody - Anthony, his mom, his sister...
1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-09-07
I would love to help in any way I can. I might be starting a new job next week so Idk how free I'll be but I did major in video and video editing.
Plus, Bobo will always be the most interesting character in the OnA universe for me and he's what really made me a fan.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-09-07
I'd be careful from a legal standpoint. Bobo's mom and sister are not public figures - it could fall into that same category where you can legally bash another radio host but if like you call their spouse a fat pig there could be trouble. Coupled with the fact that a lot of the gofundme scam/anthony hush money so the sister can go backpacking shit is all essentially informed conjecture.
1 Uboat1940 2018-09-07
I really want a Brother Joe documentary. He is the dumbest of all.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-09-07
Absolutely. Even his little gofundme scam was orchestrated by his whore sister, who sullied his reputation for a couple Ryan Air plane tickets.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
He knows exactly what's going on.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-07
If you ever make a documentary about Bobo, it only makes sense out of the viewpoint that he is a Renaissance man.
Breathing fresh air into O&A who were facing cancellation in 2008, in turn raising XM's stock price by unseen margins, satisfying shareholders.
Creating one of the most commanding and original radio shows in existence (David&Bobo Show, humbly taking second billing), inspiring Joe Rogan to start his own podcast.
Releasing a critically acclaimed EP, an eclectic mix of musical styles, both entertaining and thoughtprovoking.
Funding his sister's world trip on the expense of suckers.
etc
''The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist''
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I mean I WILL be doing both - just asking which one next.
1 Uboat1940 2018-09-07
Sam because he has the Sirius show and it may result in calls asking if he has seen the documentary.
1 WillyCosby 2018-09-07
I'm in. Team Bobo
1 flip0pilf 2018-09-07
I'll throw in, if you will use the funds to set up an interview with Scorch.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
If I do Sam, I will promise to do whatever I can to get scorch.
1 Uboat1940 2018-09-07
Please make it be about Sam.
1 jetboyjetgirl 2018-09-07
Even a takedown piece on Sam would be too boring to watch.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-09-07
Bobo deserves nothing beyond a few seconds to point out he was an autistic fan of a dead radio show, and wrapped up in about 9 seconds.
His "celebrity" is getting to his head and that will crush his little heart more than anything.
1 ChocolateHellHole 2018-09-07
Why not a Danny Ross doc? He may even do a 60 minutes type interview with you from the cuckoo's nest.
1 tranthasourus 2018-09-07
Cause Danny is even more of a nobody than Bobo, Danny is subhuman trash that deserves zero attention. We all saw what happen when a few retards from the sub gave him 5seconds.
1 moleguy9k 2018-09-07
Daniel Ben Dovid would probably gove the best reaction to a hit peice on him. Bobo would just revel in the extra fame, and wrestling fans already know Sam is a dope. Danny would get genuinely pissed and probably do something destructive.
Sam should be next after danny though.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-09-07
Danny Ross will flail and shoot up the Panera Bread where he works. Dont do it.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-09-07
Sam. Be sure to include his small balls, which lead him to take testosterone at like 16 years old.
1 FedallahX 2018-09-07
Please include "I don't like your face" from that wrestling woman.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-09-07
The problem I have with doing a documentary on Sam is that it validates his existence. Sam's existence is so tied to pro rasslin that he thinks he's playing a bad guy character. So the more attention you pay him, even if its negative attention, the more he thinks he's doing a good job and getting one over on you. The best thing to do is to ignore Sam's existence completely.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
It's not nailed in - I'll happily take suggestions?
1 JoeMommma101 2018-09-07
Keith the Cop
1 age_of_cage 2018-09-07
These aren't my cup of tea at all so I have no skin in this but it's worth considering that Gavin is vastly more popular and current than your other subjects, so a doc in this style about him will get you a lot more widespread attention if that is what you're after. If it's not then obviously steering clear would be the wiser course.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
That is true. I think Gavin is definitely on the cards at some point.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-09-07
I think Bimmy brings up really good points about not doing a Sam or Bobo doc. The argument against Sam is especially good but I think you could still do a successful Sam documentary but it would have to really emasculate him to the point where it's not a win for Sam in terms of getting negative attention. It has to be so brutal that it makes even notsamsonite's balls shrivel into their fupas.
Other ideas for subjects: Opie (hard mode), Lady Di, a retrospective look at how O&A and Howard Stern's shows on 9/11/01 were tremendously influential in terms of setting the national tone of violence and bloodlust for war.
1 Caprichosa4 2018-09-07
Please Gavin. He just seems so self righteous and hypocritical at every point. Didnโt he get shitfaced with this kids at a cumia party and they ended up in an uber home with a girl from party. Also, his seeming adoration of conservative, family values come across as pretty farcical.
1 BecauseWeHaveNukes88 2018-09-07
Definitely do Sam. The Wrestling community also hates him. So you'll reach a larger audience.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
I was in agreement reading your comment, but if you think about how little sustained-focus attention has been paid to him it seems he's been dodging this bullet only through collective disinterest. It may be that a properly done doc gets Sam in a way that hurts him.
1 realister 2018-09-07
Neither of those two deserve a documentary. Do another one of opie.
1 VicDumb 2018-09-07
Exactly what I was thinking. Why not Opie? Talk about his rise and fall... and rise again. Or maybe Louie. His story is pretty interesting and o&a related. I donโt think there are any vids out there describing how disappointing his real downfall was from The perspective of the people who listen to his comedy in the purest form. I canโt imagine any documentary I would want to see less than one about Sam or Bobo.
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-09-07
Is there one for ant?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-09-07
Yeah, here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Hawk:_Men_Who_Love_Boys
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-09-07
popping the popcorns now..
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
Anthony's documentary is being taken care of
1 tranthasourus 2018-09-07
I mean you do great work and I am a big supporter but why not one of Ant? Or is that being saved for a later date?
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
/u/BeigeFrequency has you covered
1 tranthasourus 2018-09-07
My dude
1 OandAbaron 2018-09-07
Do bobo a Sam documentary will fill with blind rage
1 eidnamron 2018-09-07
don't forget his bouncing quarters on his ankles video from nickelodeon . and his hiding of being a jew
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-07
He's definitely of the Ron Perlman phenotype.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
These two ideas aint cemented in - if you have better suggestions, let me know
1 dugoutdougradio 2018-09-07
If you want to really rock Keith's boat look into the Mann act. Last year when Anthony was present in the Jim and Sam studio, Jim relayed a story about Anthony having sex with his then girlfriend 17 year old Ileana in the same town car as Jim and his girl. Since Sam's wedding was in CT, this would be crossing state lines and I'm pretty sure that a public act is also illegal when one of the participants in question is a minor.
The other example is the girl from Massachusetts who dressed up as supergirl at the Compound Halloween Party. A documentary on this would take down Nana and Compound. Good luck and Godspeed.
1 DiploMaFF 2018-09-07
If only there was another Cumia. Maybe one who is a badass biker and hero of America.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-09-07
Brother Joe.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
Beige is covering Joe on the next episode
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-09-07
Excellent. What about Anthonyโs ball lickers, as a crew?
1 Papalazarous 2018-09-07
What about Amy Schumer? You touched on it in the Jim one.
1 Anchorage99 2018-09-07
This isn't a bad idea, I think he should try it especially since anything bashing Amy Schumer gets millions of views now. I'm sure a well made doc would get some attention
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-07
You should get bobo on a hours long sit down interview then interlace it in the documentary
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-07
With side shots where he's on a stool speaking with the camera angle at about 35-40 degrees.
1 rodneymunch87 2018-09-07
How about one on how sad this sub has become?
1 JoeyMeatsauce 2018-09-07
How about one on your fascinating post history?
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-09-07
You look forward to TACS. There's not much sadder than that.
1 rodneymunch87 2018-09-07
I do?
1 MiniChipper 2018-09-07
Good for you porsalin. I hope you make more $$$ legitimately than the $60000 keeed.
Thankyou for your service
1 JoeMommma101 2018-09-07
I would say don't go after Bobo. He said something about being suicidal on Twitter. Bobo is a victim by pretty much everybody. O&A used to abuse him for their personal enjoyment. I feel bad for him. He doesn't ever do anything to anybody.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I'd be sympathetic - blame the gofundme on his mom/sister taking advantage of him for european trips
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-09-07
You mean besides scam people who feel sorry for him? He's scum.
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-07
He fucking blocked me on Twitter for trying to help him with the trolls. I hope he hangs himself wearing Mets swag.
1 IggysGlove 2018-09-07
Its time for an intern David doc. Much better than a bobo doc
1 throwbenny 2018-09-07
Don't forget his honeymoon. He made his new wife sleep in a basement closet during that trip.
1 pfk505 2018-09-07
I want a Sam documentary and I want it to be as mean-spirited and cruel as possible.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
MeToo
1 PretentiousJackass 2018-09-07
The Quotidian Simian maybe?
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2018-09-07
Do a stalker patty doc
1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-07
We know you're going to do both.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-09-07
Sam. He might be truly evil.
1 DonkeyPump 2018-09-07
Do Bobo. Make him as sympathetic as possible and focus on his unfortunate life and the abuse OA&J have heaped upon him.
"Despite all of this, Daniel continued to believe Anthony was a friend...not an abuser" "the show ended four years ago but is still very much alive yyo Daniel. You can still see the abuse fans heap onto Daniel via social media on an hourly basis."
1 TacolasCage 2018-09-07
Bobo because I wanna see that retard have a meltdown on Twitter, CM, J&S
1 TheElDan 2018-09-07
Hope the anal sex doesnโt tear up your butt too much.
1 Jake_91_420 2018-09-07
please do fucking Sam
1 bibidibobidifaggot 2018-09-07
Sam Roberts doesn't deserve any kind of attention
1 tomj 2018-09-07
Sam Roberts pls.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
I hope to see Sam. He deserves to be bullied more than anyone
1 thetrapwemake 2018-09-07
Can I suggest making a Patrice Oneal doc given how the original one turned out to be a scam?
1 Gr8Chan 2018-09-07
It should be about Brock Lesnar and why tiny men such a Norton and Rogan autistically gravitates toward that literal caveman.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-09-07
They're gay and they want to fuck him.
I don't think there's a whole lot of depth you could add to that one.
1 Gr8Chan 2018-09-07
"come sit here brock, Norm plz leaf!" I have resented Norton ever since that moment. I will never get over it, has caused two failed marriages.
1 MarkSkiddy 2018-09-07
the clip of sam nervous on wwe is comedy gold jerry
1 JMueller2012 2018-09-07
Our very Owen Michael Moore
1 MonsterSteve 2018-09-07
Sam for sure. Bobo is just a dumb retard.
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-09-07
It saddens me that you hint at liking anal sex but then offer up a patreon as if we would just offer cash instead of our love. No, never. Forget the money, you get to have all the anal sex you want.
1 dionysus187 2018-09-07
All the other documentaries should just be ways to talk more shit about Jim and Ant. So if its a Bobo one its basically just all the times jim or ant were pieces of shit in relation to Bobo
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
Exactly. This was my thinking.
1 TangerineReam 2018-09-07
No....BROTHER JOE, u/porsalin. How many times we gotta tell you? Brother Joe or stop doing them.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
Beige is doing Brother Joe!
1 Hxcgrapes 2018-09-07
Please talk about his weird obsession with the WWE
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-07
Has to be Sam. Bobos too dumb to even care.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-09-07
If you do this, remember to make his hairline recede gradually in stills throughout the documentary.
1 individual02 2018-09-07
I think its about time for Bobos big break.
1 VicDumb 2018-09-07
Yes. His neck.
1 stinkypussay 2018-09-07
Pls do the bobo... you could fill an hour on the gofundme scam alone
1 ricswrangler 2018-09-07
Please for the love of God. Sam Roberts. We need to find out how heโs kept the alien kid he has under wraps. Call it โthe real Whatโs the Hapsโ
1 MarbleSpaceDog 2018-09-07
Do one about Intern David called FINDING DAVID and go and harras him at that horrible cloak room job he has at WTC
1 wannabuyaghost 2018-09-07
Sam's a dud of a human being. I don't see any way how a documentary about him wouldn't be a dud, either. If you did one of Bobo you'd have hours and hours of footage of Anthony and, to a lesser extent, O&A staff exploiting and abusing a mentally challenged man. Not to mention his piece of shit mother, who condones and encourages them. You could tie in the Bobo's sister/Ant/Kurt Love shit...Yeah. Just do Bobo. A lot more to work with.
1 FullMushroom 2018-09-07
Sam, please. Sam.
1 jestersquall 2018-09-07
Roberts. And please include that embarrassing phase where he tried to brand himself as โthe last professional broadcasterโ and wore that jacket
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I think the sams are taking it
1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-09-07
Can you have "experts" be interviewed. Or fake actors?
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I'm also into the idea of an Opie one using Ant's book title - the rise, fall and rise again of Opie Hughes
1 CraiGorilla 2018-09-07
Good. I fucking despise him.
Their show should be 'Morning Zoo with The Weasel and The Worm'.
1 Sippycupofpee 2018-09-07
More like cro-mag and worm.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-09-07
fuck Sam Roberts.
I want a Bobo doc mini series.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-09-07
I want an entire season on Jim.
1 schumeroid 2018-09-07
Opie resurrection?
1 schumeroid 2018-09-07
Opie resurrection?
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-09-07
I also think a Gavin doc is a much better than doing one about Sam (zzzzzzzzz) or a retarded guy with a micropenis. He is more polarizing and interesting than Sam and Bobo put together
1 holodog 2018-09-07
I think your next project should be Vizio Dreams: the Christopher Kuhn Story
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
YES
1 HandsomeMyles 2018-09-07
would it be too much of a rush job to get it done before october? im not sure when the deal is officially up/when they get fired, but id love for that whoville migrant to be somewhat relevant when it debuts.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I'll have it done before October
1 jestersquall 2018-09-07
Can I make a one time donation? The subscription Jew isnโt my thing
1 boogsuge 2018-09-07
For every documentary u make I will give u $2. You have my word as a man and elite memeber of the o&a sub
1 brownandfriendz 2018-09-07
Fuck Sam.
I want that Bobo documentary.
1 PowerfulSir 2018-09-07
Bobo doc so you can call out his scamming whore of a sister plz.
1 fatshamers 2018-09-07
I sincerely think this sub could accomplish so much more than mocking people from a dead radio show, but this is so much more vastly entertaining. You're aces in my book porsalin.
1 AxelSpott 2018-09-07
You're a sucker for abuse trying to fill time with someone like Sam. Hell even Sam can't fill an entertaining hour and he knows everything about himself.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I just really, really dislike him. It'll be more of a passion project.
1 AxelSpott 2018-09-07
Your passion shows in your work so i know it'll be a an awesome watch. Im sure your criticism will easily entertain the entire length.
Alright enough of my dick riding now but you're like a celeb to me now
1 soothinginfluence 2018-09-07
There absolutely is a video of a young Sam giving head to a dildo in the studio. I think it was during the Foundry Music (YES) era. I feel like it needs to be found and sent to the WWE.
1 Sicogon 2018-09-07
Can you do a positive documentary about Opie and his life achievements?
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
I was thinking of 'The rise and fall...and rise again of Opie Hughes'
Be fair about his failings and hit him hard, but give him a nice ending.
1 teelrb 2018-09-07
Please do Joe Cumia. That cosplaying faggot deserves a documentary more than anyone.
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1 karmacompanion 2018-09-07
Any documentary on Sam would only elevate his importance. Please do Bobo.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-07
Sam Roberts is a total egotistical bore who snitched and weaseled his way into a gig. Fuck these conceptions that he is a wrestling bad guy, a "heel," and that by smashing him for an hour, you'd only GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS, MAAAHN. Its all shit. Mama's Magical Boy couldn't handle a scrap of true critique in his life and he has demonstrated that amply.
DRAG HIM, KING.
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-09-07
It has to be Brother Joe for me. Meld his peoples court appearance with his blatant stealing of U2s work and he might be out of a "job"
1 mb0087 2018-09-07
Watching part 2 now, when I hear some of the race rants again, wow he really did sound unhinged.
1 WillyCosby 2018-09-07
An opine documentary about how he was the one responsible for the shows success
1 acoffeecake 2018-09-07
Mike from Redbar would be a interesting documentary subject. He remind me of Opie. Autistic fans. Canโt handle any criticism. Censors chat room. Mysterious sick days. Shitty tshirts . Married fan of his show. Obsessed with Anthony.
1 PassProtect15 2018-09-07
Might as well make a doc about your mailman. No one knows or cares about this nigga here. He broadcasts to an audience of, what, 200 people max?
1 flankspankrank 2018-09-07
Sam would be fun that smug rat is like a child.
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-07
Don't forget to talk about how he attempted to backstab Scorch.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-07
Don't forget the mystery of why any woman would let his fetid, piss balloon penis touch her
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-07
Sam can be good with certain co-host like DJ Whoo Kid everyone will like ur doc if u talk about that......๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐ผ
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-09-07
Fuck Gavin. Do it. What's he gonna do sue you from across the ocean because you made him look like a big mustachioed faggot?
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-07
Hi ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐ผ
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2018-09-07
Don't forget Sam's failed attempt at getting a job with entertainment weekly b/c they didn't like his voice.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-07
Don't forget what seems like his total lack of interest in his wife or child.
1 porsalin 2018-09-07
It's not nailed in - I'll happily take suggestions?
1 vize 2018-09-07
Don't forget the time where he was on his knees sucking on a dildo that erock had sticking out of his fly.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-09-07
Please do Sam instead of Bobo, who's always been a dollar store whack packer bore.
1 ContentBotHZ54K 2018-09-07
Gavin is a great idea. I'd also like to see one about Rogan.
1 GryllslyBear 2018-09-07
Don't forget his terrible treatment of Fez.
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1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-09-07
You better not leave out AJ Poopieshitz
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
Sam has never gotten shit for fidgeting. Look at any video of him: shaking his knees, playing with a cord, unnecessarily moving the mic around 27 times in a given minute.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
His hatred for Denny has some material. There's a bit on youtube where he tried to instigate a fight with some other office guy because Denny stole his food. Sam was trying to systematically deconstruct Denny's persona and convince everyone around him that he wasn't as cool as they thought, and he mostly kept his cool. Someone else will have to remember the date.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-09-07
You could have a funny aside about him being a musician under the moniker "Joon ur M'nt" and for the love of God don't forget about the ACTION!
1 PassProtect15 2018-09-07
You're right, it should 100% be about Sam. Please, don't waste your time with Bobo.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-07
I was in agreement reading your comment, but if you think about how little sustained-focus attention has been paid to him it seems he's been dodging this bullet only through collective disinterest. It may be that a properly done doc gets Sam in a way that hurts him.
1 AOTV88 2018-09-07
Make sure to compare his annoying laugh to a billygoat.
1 --DC-- 2018-09-07
Brian Gilgore would be a good target but you might be flying a little too close to the sun if you go there.
1 FezzyMarie 2018-09-07
There's a whole lot from the Sam and Dave show too.
1 Dramburglar 2018-09-07
Nugglyfe
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-09-07
Use Danny's and creampieJones' comments from this sub.
They talk about how Sam is the most evil little cunt who worked on the o&a show
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-07
Holy shit his evening show was intolerably DULL. I would catch it driving late at night and even for ironic listening it was absolute drivel.
Whatever Jew exec who listened to that and thought "wow we should give him a morning show!" was an incalculable moron.
Goes to show you that in certain professions, tenure is more valuable than talent.
1 Doodoflife 2018-09-07
I just have one specific idea of grabbing different occurrences, as there would be many, of his cackly laugh and editing them together for an annoying 15-20 sec clip.
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1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2018-09-07
See if you can find out if he is Art Garfunkel's illegitimate son.
1 prevwon 2018-09-07
For the love of fuck, please investigate how his sneaker fetish even started. I can almost guarantee that this shitbird had no interest in kicks until he saw that Shane McMahon was into them when he returned to WWE back in February of 2016. Before that I donโt remember Sam wearing anything other than Chuck Taylors. The majority of this dweebs interests revolve around pro-wrestling
1 Slide-job-down-low 2018-09-07
Do Opie next, but title it "Nice try with the hate, how one man rose above and won over the haters"
1 dicksuckinslasher 2018-09-07
Also his rap career as Joon your mnt
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-09-07
Let's not forget about being scared of drugs and alcohol. He's literally never been high or drunk, or eaten steak, or eaten ass, I hate him.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-07
Don't forget his fight with Pat Duffy. And Pat posts here, so you can get the first hand account from him and creampie Jones(who also worked for Sam on Special Delivery).
Listen to the last episode of The Than and Sam show. Sam announced he was leaving it to start Special Delivery live to Than. It was a work that turns shoot pretty quickly.
1 danoranika 2018-09-07
Damn, I wanted to see Gavin, the litigious homosexual