Next documentary

243  2018-09-07 by porsalin

Next documentary will either be Sam Roberts or Bobo. I'll start working on it in a few days after some much needed anal sex. Once I have a timeline I'll probably come back begging for clips...

In more despicable news, a lot of people have expressed interest in supporting these dumb things I spend far too much time on so I made sheckel-grabbing Patreon page - www.patreon.com/porsalin.

It's there if you want to chuck in a lil' bit but if not, I'll keep doing this shit anyway for the unrelenting pleasure of making a select few radio celebrities perpetually miserable. It just helps get my gaping asshole into gear.

231 comments

has there been one about opie yet?

Please talk about Sam's awful eating habits.

Hi ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ

You are the Gail the Snail of this sub.

Perfectly put only this one we cant salt away.

She's mashing it

No I'm not Gail sucks.....she ruined the Ron show....She made it unlistenable.....

nice brown nosing stupid

I liked the Ron & Fez show...... it was funny.....sad all the good shows i liked r gone now......sad face emoji insert here....

you're alright in my book retard ๐Ÿ˜˜

STOP WITH THE FUCKING PERIODS!

NO..................................................................

Stop having them he meant

I hear you don't have anymore periods if you're dead

Stop fucking while on a period!

Thatโ€™s not who heโ€™s referencing u dumb bitch

I got a feeling saralinn is Anthony

Sam has never gotten shit for fidgeting. Look at any video of him: shaking his knees, playing with a cord, unnecessarily moving the mic around 27 times in a given minute.

I want to shove the pencil that he insists on holding during his WWE pre-show stints right up his dumb nose.

there's nothing wrong with that impulse. He definitely has a few fist-induced skull fractures in his karmic balance sheet.

Stop watching wrestling you imbecile.

Nugglyfe

Sam.

I think there's a lot there actually. His beginnings as an intern, his brown nosing to opie, his sneaky backstabbing to other interns, his stupid evening show, his wrestling fascination, his sneaker obsession, him liking rap music and TMZ celebrity culture, his balding, a more in depth of his role in stealing opie's place, his work with the WWE, the notsamonites, the chicken fingers, the overwhelming lack of talent... I'm also open to other ideas on who to go for next? I did like the idea of Gavin but he does enjoy a good old legal threat...

Bobo please. I wanna see that tard squirm.

The only thing that would make him squirm is relentless confrontation on his gofundme scam. Other than that he likes the attention.

How do you make a Sam Robert's documentary that's over 15 minutes?

I think there's a lot there actually. His beginnings as an intern, his brown nosing to opie, his sneaky backstabbing to other interns, his stupid evening show, his wrestling fascination, his sneaker obsession, him liking rap music and TMZ celebrity culture, his balding, a more in depth of his role in stealing opie's place, his work with the WWE, the notsamonites, the chicken fingers, the overwhelming lack of talent...

I'm also open to other ideas on who to go for next? I did like the idea of Gavin but he does enjoy a good old legal threat...

Don't forget to talk about how he attempted to backstab Scorch.

hes such an awful being that he backstabed everyone that helped him with his career, cant wait till he fuck jir n in the ass

How he burned Fezzie. Our sweet Queen Whatley.

Don't forget the mystery of why any woman would let his fetid, piss balloon penis touch her

they'll let you too if you tried. women are retards.

There's this 22 year old waitress I like, but I am too much of a pussy to talk to her. I go in and order like any other customer, then go home and jerk off for hours.

Hi Jim

My nigga shoot your shot! Donโ€™t let your morbid obesity stop you from talking to her!

I don't want to blow your mind or anything but women like money. Go get some.

Panera Bread doesn't pay that well.

Sam can be good with certain co-host like DJ Whoo Kid everyone will like ur doc if u talk about that......๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ

Go be a webcam girl and get the fuck out of here you dumb annoying cunt.

I donโ€™t advocate for banning people from here, but I think Iโ€™d make an exception for you. Holy fuck I hope you get raped to death.

Wow thanks ur so nice ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‘—

I feel no ill will towards you, Sara. But your opinion on Sam is bonkers.

Yeah well Sam was good on the O&A show and the Aftershow which was really good with DJ Whoo Kid and Nicole.......He has changed now the Jim and Sam show sucks but if they get better cohost that show can work maybe...... Also thanks for being nice ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ

Sam has never been good. Youโ€™re a pathetic human.

Fuck Gavin. Do it. What's he gonna do sue you from across the ocean because you made him look like a big mustachioed faggot?

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Don't forget Sam's failed attempt at getting a job with entertainment weekly b/c they didn't like his voice.

they didn't like his voice.

He has a face for radio, and a voice that makes you want to call Dignitas.

Don't forget what seems like his total lack of interest in his wife or child.

How about him skipping his first Father's day with his wife and son to go to a fucking D list WWE pay per view themed around ladder matches? Also, the Katie Linnendol Saga must be addressed.

Don't forget the time where he was on his knees sucking on a dildo that erock had sticking out of his fly.

Wish I could find that photo and submit it to /r/squaredcircle

why doesn't anthony even look at him

Anthony is super hetero, why would he want to look at a young man's midriff.

Anthony is super hetero, why would he want to look at a young man's midriff.

Anthony is super hetero, why would he want to look at a young man's bare midriff...

Why would a super heterosexual alpha male like Anthony want to look at a young man's midriff?

Please do Sam instead of Bobo, who's always been a dollar store whack packer bore.

Gavin is a great idea. I'd also like to see one about Rogan.

Don't forget his terrible treatment of Fez.

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I think there's a lot there actually. His beginnings as an intern, his brown nosing to opie, his sneaky backstabbing to other interns, his stupid evening show, his wrestling fascination, his sneaker obsession, him liking rap music and TMZ celebrity culture, his balding, a more in depth of his role in stealing opie's place, his work with the WWE, the notsamonites, the chicken fingers, the overwhelming lack of talent... I'm also open to other ideas on who to go for next? I did like the idea of Gavin but he does enjoy a good old legal threat...

You better not leave out AJ Poopieshitz

His hatred for Denny has some material. There's a bit on youtube where he tried to instigate a fight with some other office guy because Denny stole his food. Sam was trying to systematically deconstruct Denny's persona and convince everyone around him that he wasn't as cool as they thought, and he mostly kept his cool. Someone else will have to remember the date.

You could have a funny aside about him being a musician under the moniker "Joon ur M'nt" and for the love of God don't forget about the ACTION!

You're right, it should 100% be about Sam. Please, don't waste your time with Bobo.

Make sure to compare his annoying laugh to a billygoat.

Brian Gilgore would be a good target but you might be flying a little too close to the sun if you go there.

There's a whole lot from the Sam and Dave show too.

Use Danny's and creampieJones' comments from this sub.

They talk about how Sam is the most evil little cunt who worked on the o&a show

Good shit, never heard that. Was it talked about on the show? Stories like that show his character

Oh yeah. Probably during his talks of getting married or before that

Holy shit his evening show was intolerably DULL. I would catch it driving late at night and even for ironic listening it was absolute drivel.

Whatever Jew exec who listened to that and thought "wow we should give him a morning show!" was an incalculable moron.

Goes to show you that in certain professions, tenure is more valuable than talent.

I just have one specific idea of grabbing different occurrences, as there would be many, of his cackly laugh and editing them together for an annoying 15-20 sec clip.

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..and please include another left field, "meanwhile, fat piece of shit Robert Kelly" moment into the new doc.

haha yes this will be in it

See if you can find out if he is Art Garfunkel's illegitimate son.

For the love of fuck, please investigate how his sneaker fetish even started. I can almost guarantee that this shitbird had no interest in kicks until he saw that Shane McMahon was into them when he returned to WWE back in February of 2016. Before that I donโ€™t remember Sam wearing anything other than Chuck Taylors. The majority of this dweebs interests revolve around pro-wrestling

Do Opie next, but title it "Nice try with the hate, how one man rose above and won over the haters"

Also his rap career as Joon your mnt

Let's not forget about being scared of drugs and alcohol. He's literally never been high or drunk, or eaten steak, or eaten ass, I hate him.

Don't forget his fight with Pat Duffy. And Pat posts here, so you can get the first hand account from him and creampie Jones(who also worked for Sam on Special Delivery).

Listen to the last episode of The Than and Sam show. Sam announced he was leaving it to start Special Delivery live to Than. It was a work that turns shoot pretty quickly.

Damn, I wanted to see Gavin, the litigious homosexual

There is an idea of a Sam Roberts, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real hi,, only an entity, something illusory, and though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: He simply is not there.

You play it at .25 speed

Sam's creepy mother relationship

You can do an hour on this by itself.

A Sam one can easily get looks from the pro wrestling community at r/squaredcircle and other places.

They hate him over there.

Trust me, they'd love if you bashed him.

I'll throw in a 10 spot if you do both.

I'll be doing both anyway eventually, it's just which one's first

Dont forget Sam saying Westchester is the bestchester

Bobo first, due to value added to the show and thinking he is a celebrity. Could be a cool "Are we living in a simulation?" documentary or something to make Bobo lose his mind.

Sam Roberts, while being a next level doc, will be 100% cringe. That should be like your "I'm making an art show about shit" doc.

Ben dovid next

A Danny Ross doc should be the next logical increment here. I don't care about these two clowns.

I don't think there's enough material. Mr. Dovid has lived a pretty uneventful life simply based on what a douche he is.

After the O&A years, he fucked up a gig with Rockstar, tended bar for a while, had his fight with reddit, and then went to the looney bin. Keep in mind there's little to no audio or video of any of this, just reddit posts and still images of him working at Rockstar or whatever.

seems more suited to a three+ volume hardback

Don't forget to mention that Sam called 911 for a flat tire.

Sam Roberts called 911 for a flat tire. People forget that

The enraging thing about this is that he'd play it up as "hehe, I'm technically incompetent" on the face as self deprecation, but what he's really hinting at is that he's too bourgeois to be bothered with dumb grunt work and he thinks he's above it.

It feeds into the manchild narrative perfectly too

I thought he was genuinely panicked at the idea of a flat tire, hence calling 911 instead of some sort of towing service.

hahaha

Please include this footage of Sam wrestling. It is fucking aggressively cringey.

Porsalin, you are the fucking master. Those Patreon tiers are hilarious.

I set up Destroyer as a goof but low and behold some hero grabbed at it

I hope it was actually Opie.

Sam please !

If you can make a documentary about Fred Roberts, I'd really be impressed. He's such an insignificant nothing.

Bobo! Bobo! Bobo!

Fuck Sam. There's literally nothing interesting about him.

With Bobo you could cover him & his family grifting people on GoFundMe, Anthony lusting after his underage sister, also how Anthony verbally & physically abused Bobo yet his family still lets him hang around Nana. Most likely in exchange for hush-money. He'll hear about the doc and shit a brick on Twitter. Sam will probably just ignore it and be boring as fuck.

A bobo documentary could be an entire saga rivaling Chris Chan. Think about how many things you'd have to cover:

His first appearance on the show where he went around showing strangers a picture of his dogs tumor.

The plethora of times he was catfished

The up and down game

The dick surgeries

Being banned from the show multiple times

The fugitive

The gofundme scam

Being beaten by Anthony

Christina

His attempt at stand up

His obsession with the Mets

His untimely death

Him talking to the picture of past Bobo about hits dead dad

Anthony fucking his sister

There's so much there and I'm probably missing some shit

It could also just be four hours of white noise

And like chris chan, Bobo would ultimately enjoy the attention, no matter how negative. So don't give it to him.

That's a lot right there. I do like the idea of maybe being a little more sympathetic and going with the narrative that he's being exploited by everybody - Anthony, his mom, his sister...

I would love to help in any way I can. I might be starting a new job next week so Idk how free I'll be but I did major in video and video editing.

Plus, Bobo will always be the most interesting character in the OnA universe for me and he's what really made me a fan.

I'd be careful from a legal standpoint. Bobo's mom and sister are not public figures - it could fall into that same category where you can legally bash another radio host but if like you call their spouse a fat pig there could be trouble. Coupled with the fact that a lot of the gofundme scam/anthony hush money so the sister can go backpacking shit is all essentially informed conjecture.

I really want a Brother Joe documentary. He is the dumbest of all.

Absolutely. Even his little gofundme scam was orchestrated by his whore sister, who sullied his reputation for a couple Ryan Air plane tickets.

He knows exactly what's going on.

If you ever make a documentary about Bobo, it only makes sense out of the viewpoint that he is a Renaissance man.

Breathing fresh air into O&A who were facing cancellation in 2008, in turn raising XM's stock price by unseen margins, satisfying shareholders.

Creating one of the most commanding and original radio shows in existence (David&Bobo Show, humbly taking second billing), inspiring Joe Rogan to start his own podcast.

Releasing a critically acclaimed EP, an eclectic mix of musical styles, both entertaining and thoughtprovoking.

Funding his sister's world trip on the expense of suckers.

etc

''The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist''

I mean I WILL be doing both - just asking which one next.

Sam because he has the Sirius show and it may result in calls asking if he has seen the documentary.

I'm in. Team Bobo

I'll throw in, if you will use the funds to set up an interview with Scorch.

If I do Sam, I will promise to do whatever I can to get scorch.

Please make it be about Sam.

Even a takedown piece on Sam would be too boring to watch.

Bobo deserves nothing beyond a few seconds to point out he was an autistic fan of a dead radio show, and wrapped up in about 9 seconds.

His "celebrity" is getting to his head and that will crush his little heart more than anything.

Why not a Danny Ross doc? He may even do a 60 minutes type interview with you from the cuckoo's nest.

Cause Danny is even more of a nobody than Bobo, Danny is subhuman trash that deserves zero attention. We all saw what happen when a few retards from the sub gave him 5seconds.

Daniel Ben Dovid would probably gove the best reaction to a hit peice on him. Bobo would just revel in the extra fame, and wrestling fans already know Sam is a dope. Danny would get genuinely pissed and probably do something destructive.

Sam should be next after danny though.

Danny Ross will flail and shoot up the Panera Bread where he works. Dont do it.

Sam. Be sure to include his small balls, which lead him to take testosterone at like 16 years old.

Please include "I don't like your face" from that wrestling woman.

The problem I have with doing a documentary on Sam is that it validates his existence. Sam's existence is so tied to pro rasslin that he thinks he's playing a bad guy character. So the more attention you pay him, even if its negative attention, the more he thinks he's doing a good job and getting one over on you. The best thing to do is to ignore Sam's existence completely.

It's not nailed in - I'll happily take suggestions?

Keith the Cop

These aren't my cup of tea at all so I have no skin in this but it's worth considering that Gavin is vastly more popular and current than your other subjects, so a doc in this style about him will get you a lot more widespread attention if that is what you're after. If it's not then obviously steering clear would be the wiser course.

That is true. I think Gavin is definitely on the cards at some point.

I think Bimmy brings up really good points about not doing a Sam or Bobo doc. The argument against Sam is especially good but I think you could still do a successful Sam documentary but it would have to really emasculate him to the point where it's not a win for Sam in terms of getting negative attention. It has to be so brutal that it makes even notsamsonite's balls shrivel into their fupas.

Other ideas for subjects: Opie (hard mode), Lady Di, a retrospective look at how O&A and Howard Stern's shows on 9/11/01 were tremendously influential in terms of setting the national tone of violence and bloodlust for war.

Please Gavin. He just seems so self righteous and hypocritical at every point. Didnโ€™t he get shitfaced with this kids at a cumia party and they ended up in an uber home with a girl from party. Also, his seeming adoration of conservative, family values come across as pretty farcical.

Definitely do Sam. The Wrestling community also hates him. So you'll reach a larger audience.

I was in agreement reading your comment, but if you think about how little sustained-focus attention has been paid to him it seems he's been dodging this bullet only through collective disinterest. It may be that a properly done doc gets Sam in a way that hurts him.

Neither of those two deserve a documentary. Do another one of opie.

Exactly what I was thinking. Why not Opie? Talk about his rise and fall... and rise again. Or maybe Louie. His story is pretty interesting and o&a related. I donโ€™t think there are any vids out there describing how disappointing his real downfall was from The perspective of the people who listen to his comedy in the purest form. I canโ€™t imagine any documentary I would want to see less than one about Sam or Bobo.

Is there one for ant?

popping the popcorns now..

Anthony's documentary is being taken care of

I mean you do great work and I am a big supporter but why not one of Ant? Or is that being saved for a later date?

/u/BeigeFrequency has you covered

My dude

Do bobo a Sam documentary will fill with blind rage

don't forget his bouncing quarters on his ankles video from nickelodeon . and his hiding of being a jew

He's definitely of the Ron Perlman phenotype.

These two ideas aint cemented in - if you have better suggestions, let me know

If you want to really rock Keith's boat look into the Mann act. Last year when Anthony was present in the Jim and Sam studio, Jim relayed a story about Anthony having sex with his then girlfriend 17 year old Ileana in the same town car as Jim and his girl. Since Sam's wedding was in CT, this would be crossing state lines and I'm pretty sure that a public act is also illegal when one of the participants in question is a minor.

The other example is the girl from Massachusetts who dressed up as supergirl at the Compound Halloween Party. A documentary on this would take down Nana and Compound. Good luck and Godspeed.

If only there was another Cumia. Maybe one who is a badass biker and hero of America.

Brother Joe.

Beige is covering Joe on the next episode

Excellent. What about Anthonyโ€™s ball lickers, as a crew?

What about Amy Schumer? You touched on it in the Jim one.

This isn't a bad idea, I think he should try it especially since anything bashing Amy Schumer gets millions of views now. I'm sure a well made doc would get some attention

You should get bobo on a hours long sit down interview then interlace it in the documentary

With side shots where he's on a stool speaking with the camera angle at about 35-40 degrees.

How about one on how sad this sub has become?

How about one on your fascinating post history?

You look forward to TACS. There's not much sadder than that.

I do?

Good for you porsalin. I hope you make more $$$ legitimately than the $60000 keeed.

Thankyou for your service

I would say don't go after Bobo. He said something about being suicidal on Twitter. Bobo is a victim by pretty much everybody. O&A used to abuse him for their personal enjoyment. I feel bad for him. He doesn't ever do anything to anybody.

I'd be sympathetic - blame the gofundme on his mom/sister taking advantage of him for european trips

You mean besides scam people who feel sorry for him? He's scum.

He fucking blocked me on Twitter for trying to help him with the trolls. I hope he hangs himself wearing Mets swag.

Its time for an intern David doc. Much better than a bobo doc

Don't forget his honeymoon. He made his new wife sleep in a basement closet during that trip.

I want a Sam documentary and I want it to be as mean-spirited and cruel as possible.

MeToo

The Quotidian Simian maybe?

Do a stalker patty doc

We know you're going to do both.

Sam. He might be truly evil.

Do Bobo. Make him as sympathetic as possible and focus on his unfortunate life and the abuse OA&J have heaped upon him.

"Despite all of this, Daniel continued to believe Anthony was a friend...not an abuser" "the show ended four years ago but is still very much alive yyo Daniel. You can still see the abuse fans heap onto Daniel via social media on an hourly basis."

Bobo because I wanna see that retard have a meltdown on Twitter, CM, J&S

Hope the anal sex doesnโ€™t tear up your butt too much.

please do fucking Sam

Sam Roberts doesn't deserve any kind of attention

Sam Roberts pls.

I hope to see Sam. He deserves to be bullied more than anyone

Can I suggest making a Patrice Oneal doc given how the original one turned out to be a scam?

It should be about Brock Lesnar and why tiny men such a Norton and Rogan autistically gravitates toward that literal caveman.

They're gay and they want to fuck him.

I don't think there's a whole lot of depth you could add to that one.

"come sit here brock, Norm plz leaf!" I have resented Norton ever since that moment. I will never get over it, has caused two failed marriages.

the clip of sam nervous on wwe is comedy gold jerry

Our very Owen Michael Moore

Sam for sure. Bobo is just a dumb retard.

It saddens me that you hint at liking anal sex but then offer up a patreon as if we would just offer cash instead of our love. No, never. Forget the money, you get to have all the anal sex you want.

All the other documentaries should just be ways to talk more shit about Jim and Ant. So if its a Bobo one its basically just all the times jim or ant were pieces of shit in relation to Bobo

Exactly. This was my thinking.

No....BROTHER JOE, u/porsalin. How many times we gotta tell you? Brother Joe or stop doing them.

Beige is doing Brother Joe!

Please talk about his weird obsession with the WWE

Has to be Sam. Bobos too dumb to even care.

If you do this, remember to make his hairline recede gradually in stills throughout the documentary.

I think its about time for Bobos big break.

Yes. His neck.

Pls do the bobo... you could fill an hour on the gofundme scam alone

Please for the love of God. Sam Roberts. We need to find out how heโ€™s kept the alien kid he has under wraps. Call it โ€œthe real Whatโ€™s the Hapsโ€

Do one about Intern David called FINDING DAVID and go and harras him at that horrible cloak room job he has at WTC

Sam's a dud of a human being. I don't see any way how a documentary about him wouldn't be a dud, either. If you did one of Bobo you'd have hours and hours of footage of Anthony and, to a lesser extent, O&A staff exploiting and abusing a mentally challenged man. Not to mention his piece of shit mother, who condones and encourages them. You could tie in the Bobo's sister/Ant/Kurt Love shit...Yeah. Just do Bobo. A lot more to work with.

Sam, please. Sam.

Roberts. And please include that embarrassing phase where he tried to brand himself as โ€œthe last professional broadcasterโ€ and wore that jacket

I think the sams are taking it

Can you have "experts" be interviewed. Or fake actors?

I'm also into the idea of an Opie one using Ant's book title - the rise, fall and rise again of Opie Hughes

Good. I fucking despise him.
Their show should be 'Morning Zoo with The Weasel and The Worm'.

More like cro-mag and worm.

fuck Sam Roberts.

I want a Bobo doc mini series.

I want an entire season on Jim.

Opie resurrection?

Opie resurrection?

I also think a Gavin doc is a much better than doing one about Sam (zzzzzzzzz) or a retarded guy with a micropenis. He is more polarizing and interesting than Sam and Bobo put together

I think your next project should be Vizio Dreams: the Christopher Kuhn Story

YES

would it be too much of a rush job to get it done before october? im not sure when the deal is officially up/when they get fired, but id love for that whoville migrant to be somewhat relevant when it debuts.

I'll have it done before October

Can I make a one time donation? The subscription Jew isnโ€™t my thing

For every documentary u make I will give u $2. You have my word as a man and elite memeber of the o&a sub

Fuck Sam.

I want that Bobo documentary.

Bobo doc so you can call out his scamming whore of a sister plz.

I sincerely think this sub could accomplish so much more than mocking people from a dead radio show, but this is so much more vastly entertaining. You're aces in my book porsalin.

You're a sucker for abuse trying to fill time with someone like Sam. Hell even Sam can't fill an entertaining hour and he knows everything about himself.

I just really, really dislike him. It'll be more of a passion project.

Your passion shows in your work so i know it'll be a an awesome watch. Im sure your criticism will easily entertain the entire length.

Alright enough of my dick riding now but you're like a celeb to me now

There absolutely is a video of a young Sam giving head to a dildo in the studio. I think it was during the Foundry Music (YES) era. I feel like it needs to be found and sent to the WWE.

Can you do a positive documentary about Opie and his life achievements?

I was thinking of 'The rise and fall...and rise again of Opie Hughes'

Be fair about his failings and hit him hard, but give him a nice ending.

Please do Joe Cumia. That cosplaying faggot deserves a documentary more than anyone.

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Any documentary on Sam would only elevate his importance. Please do Bobo.

Sam Roberts is a total egotistical bore who snitched and weaseled his way into a gig. Fuck these conceptions that he is a wrestling bad guy, a "heel," and that by smashing him for an hour, you'd only GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS, MAAAHN. Its all shit. Mama's Magical Boy couldn't handle a scrap of true critique in his life and he has demonstrated that amply.

DRAG HIM, KING.

It has to be Brother Joe for me. Meld his peoples court appearance with his blatant stealing of U2s work and he might be out of a "job"

Watching part 2 now, when I hear some of the race rants again, wow he really did sound unhinged.

An opine documentary about how he was the one responsible for the shows success

Mike from Redbar would be a interesting documentary subject. He remind me of Opie. Autistic fans. Canโ€™t handle any criticism. Censors chat room. Mysterious sick days. Shitty tshirts . Married fan of his show. Obsessed with Anthony.

Might as well make a doc about your mailman. No one knows or cares about this nigga here. He broadcasts to an audience of, what, 200 people max?

Sam would be fun that smug rat is like a child.

Don't forget to talk about how he attempted to backstab Scorch.

Don't forget the mystery of why any woman would let his fetid, piss balloon penis touch her

Sam can be good with certain co-host like DJ Whoo Kid everyone will like ur doc if u talk about that......๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ

Fuck Gavin. Do it. What's he gonna do sue you from across the ocean because you made him look like a big mustachioed faggot?

Hi ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ

Don't forget Sam's failed attempt at getting a job with entertainment weekly b/c they didn't like his voice.

Don't forget what seems like his total lack of interest in his wife or child.

It's not nailed in - I'll happily take suggestions?

Don't forget the time where he was on his knees sucking on a dildo that erock had sticking out of his fly.

Please do Sam instead of Bobo, who's always been a dollar store whack packer bore.

Gavin is a great idea. I'd also like to see one about Rogan.

Don't forget his terrible treatment of Fez.

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You better not leave out AJ Poopieshitz

Sam has never gotten shit for fidgeting. Look at any video of him: shaking his knees, playing with a cord, unnecessarily moving the mic around 27 times in a given minute.

His hatred for Denny has some material. There's a bit on youtube where he tried to instigate a fight with some other office guy because Denny stole his food. Sam was trying to systematically deconstruct Denny's persona and convince everyone around him that he wasn't as cool as they thought, and he mostly kept his cool. Someone else will have to remember the date.

You could have a funny aside about him being a musician under the moniker "Joon ur M'nt" and for the love of God don't forget about the ACTION!

You're right, it should 100% be about Sam. Please, don't waste your time with Bobo.

I was in agreement reading your comment, but if you think about how little sustained-focus attention has been paid to him it seems he's been dodging this bullet only through collective disinterest. It may be that a properly done doc gets Sam in a way that hurts him.

Make sure to compare his annoying laugh to a billygoat.

Brian Gilgore would be a good target but you might be flying a little too close to the sun if you go there.

There's a whole lot from the Sam and Dave show too.

Nugglyfe

Use Danny's and creampieJones' comments from this sub.

They talk about how Sam is the most evil little cunt who worked on the o&a show

Holy shit his evening show was intolerably DULL. I would catch it driving late at night and even for ironic listening it was absolute drivel.

Whatever Jew exec who listened to that and thought "wow we should give him a morning show!" was an incalculable moron.

Goes to show you that in certain professions, tenure is more valuable than talent.

I just have one specific idea of grabbing different occurrences, as there would be many, of his cackly laugh and editing them together for an annoying 15-20 sec clip.

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See if you can find out if he is Art Garfunkel's illegitimate son.

For the love of fuck, please investigate how his sneaker fetish even started. I can almost guarantee that this shitbird had no interest in kicks until he saw that Shane McMahon was into them when he returned to WWE back in February of 2016. Before that I donโ€™t remember Sam wearing anything other than Chuck Taylors. The majority of this dweebs interests revolve around pro-wrestling

Do Opie next, but title it "Nice try with the hate, how one man rose above and won over the haters"

Also his rap career as Joon your mnt

Let's not forget about being scared of drugs and alcohol. He's literally never been high or drunk, or eaten steak, or eaten ass, I hate him.

Don't forget his fight with Pat Duffy. And Pat posts here, so you can get the first hand account from him and creampie Jones(who also worked for Sam on Special Delivery).

Listen to the last episode of The Than and Sam show. Sam announced he was leaving it to start Special Delivery live to Than. It was a work that turns shoot pretty quickly.

Damn, I wanted to see Gavin, the litigious homosexual