Elon Musk just did Rogan. Nana was scheduled next. Looks like the theory about why he deleted his social media was spot on. What a bitch.

51  2018-09-07 by McGowan9

58 comments

I don’t think he’s on next.

a drop-off of Elon Musk to nana would be severe enough to tear spacetime.

Musk is a conman. Experienced traders have been making a killing in the last few months from short selling tesla, thanks to his meltdowns and horrendous management. Apparently he comes off as a gibbering wreck on Rogan. He's more of a John DeLorean than a Henry Ford - except autistic and with a pill problem.

Also he only bangs total nutjobs that exploit him

Just because he married and divorced (with a hefty settlement) the same woman twice....

And is banging some Twitter psycho named "Grimes" who brings other twitter psychos in his house that snitch on him

She's a musician, dad. Her name is Claire. She's also just really fried on ecstasy.

I like her music......

She's a famous musician, dummy.

Or "Grimey" as she liked to be called.

I thought autistic instantly, I'm only a short way in, I hear he gets zooted.

People are making a big deal out of that but from the clip I saw, he hit the blunt, held the smoke in his mouth for a second, then blew it out. Didn't see if he ended up taking a real inhale after that but from what I saw he wouldn't have gotten high from the puff he took.

They both appear to be knocking back the scotch too. Whiskey and weed is always a good combination to ensure a coherent conversation.

For someone with nooo tolerance that could still be enough to send them into a paranoid hole these days with the crazy weeds you kids have

Rogan isn’t giving Musk garbage weed. One hit from someone that doesn’t smoke is plenty.

I was watching his episode and somehow Joe seems more intelligent as it progresses.

That SpaceX launch did seem cartoonish.

all i see is nerdy paypal musky

John DeLorean doesn't get enough credit, he designed the Pontiac GTO.

It blows my mind when people compare Tesla to Amazon. Bezos has been building Amazon for two decades now. I can't think of a single company that's as advanced, when it comes to what Amazon does. Tesla simply makes a car; there are dozens of companies that do that. Tesla's only differentiator is that they're willing to sell those cars at a loss.

What a truly retarded analysis. Why would you write such retarded things?

Definitely today's John DeLorean with a gay piss and shit fetish.

They were considering firing Musk as the CEO, so I think he is doing Rogan and all these other shows to get more people to like him because his identity is crucial to the stock price.

If Crispin Odey is betting against you and says you're finished, you've got problems.

http://citywire.co.uk/wealth-manager/news/crispin-odey-tesla-feels-like-its-entering-final-stage-of-life/a1148114

It's not like anything new has happened, Tesla always had horrible financials, but people thought Musk was the new Edison.

After a torrid two years, which saw Odey's European short fund lose 20% in 2017 following a 49.5% loss in 2016, things are looking better for Odey this year, with the fund up 25.8% in the first seven months of 2018.

A few badly timed trades can do that when you're running a fund as big as his. The guy's still a legend in the city.

50% loss in 2 years is business as usual

Oh ok

In any case it seems like him betting against you is a good position to be in right now

50% loss in 2 years is business as usual

Oh ok

Yes, it can be actually. One of his funds shit the bed in the 90s after he bet against the fed. He bounced back from that and he's bouncing back from this too it seems.

In any case it seems like him betting against you is a good position to be in right now

He's been one of the world's best performing hedge fund managers this year. Just as he's been practically every year (bar 2016/17) since 2001.

Takes one hell of a conman to actually build the electric car industry from scratch and create a viable private rocket company. He's an erratic dude, but you have to be quite a dullard to try and minimize his actual accomplishments. Conmen take the money and run without delivering on any of their promises.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/13/tesla-workers-pay-price-elon-musk-failed-promises

Sounds like one to me. No doubt the guy's one he'll of an engineer but he bought his own P.R.

Yes I understood you were a dummy from your initial comment, no need to elaborate.

He's a conman because he promised investors that he could do all of these things AND make money at it. Tesla lost 700 million last quarter, their biggest loss ever. They're getting further away from that goal as time goes on, I wouldn't go near Tesla stock.

I wouldn't go near Tesla stock

Please, give me more of your poor person with a simpleton's perspective financial insight! I'm not even a fan of Musk, but your understanding is so surface level it's embarrassing that you say anything at all.

I like how you invented a backstory about how poor I am instead of addressing my point about how Tesla is hemorrhaging money and how that will never change. How many shares can I put you down for?

Experienced traders have also lost a fortune over the past 5 years shorting Tesla b

God bless those government subsidies. By 2015, U.S. governments alone had given Tesla, SolarCity and SpaceX $5 billion through direct grants, tax breaks, cut-rate loans, cashable environmental credits, tax credits and rebates to buyers of his products. Counting subsidies from Canada and Europe, the government bankroll might have been as much as twice that. Counting indirect subsidies — such as electric-vehicle-friendly infrastructure  — the subsidies soar ever higher.

Stock speculators made money backing him in the past because they bet that government cash injections would keep coming in. The fact that they did inflated the stock value. Anyone who tried to short Tesla even two years ago was either foolish or reckless. But his shine has worn off and the tax payers' money is going elsewhere. It was inevitable. A company can only thrive for so long when it has almost no paying customers.

Hey smarty pants, how many rocket ships you got.

Zero. And in a year, maybe 18 months, that's how many Elon will have too.

Yeah but he’s got people interested, which nana hasn’t done in years.

It was a great podcast. Musk came off well imo

If it went to Norton instead it would be a wormhole

nortons a sperm hole

Only if he bent over...which I assume he would anyway.

Tbf - Cumia was name dropped on Alex Jones' exclusive 9 minute broadcast after Twitter banned him. Cumia does have Sue Lightning asshole heat right now

Elon moves his arms and shoulders just like Ant, its weird.

Two ends of the autistic dork success spectrum.

They also both have pill problems

Elon Musk and Anthony Cumia -- 2 spacemen of similar ilk.

The Two Tonys - Stark + Two Shirts.

One makes tunnels.... the other gets tunneled.

One wants to go to space, the other is obsessed with race.

Ants appearance is already cancelled

For real?

When your CEO starts dating the same woman who called the cops on Johnny Depp...

...that's a tell.

She must have a golden pussy. She's transparently bad news, but all these hyper rich guys fall under her spell.

I think it's white guilt. Have you ever noticed that guys who like to get beat up by a dominatrix are always rich white guys?

White guilt.

Elon Musk is just manifesting the same thing.

I wouldn’t care for a woman with a golden pussy. I don’t care how precious a metal it is I guarantee that pussy is cold as fuck.

If your CEO commits financial fraud via Twitter, you might be a sucker who was parted from his money.

If your CEO starts talking about going to Mars, you might have "Sucker" tattooed on your forehead.

Call me, Jeff Foxworthy!

haven't listened yet, but Tesla stock crashed right after lol

is it a good idea to expose CM to such danger??

Someone channeling Nostradamus over on /r/joerogan just said

Calling it now it will be one the most viewed JRE Podcasts of all time.

But they must not be aware that Nana is scheduled soon.

Elon Musk did nothing wrong.

Wow, the last third or so of the interview is really awkward. Joe is not a great interviewer when the guest clams up or zones out. Overall, Musk struck me as more of a rich eccentric than a staggering genius. The media is losing its shit over how outrageous the interview was, but to me it was more meandering and vaporous. A few whiskeys and a hit of a spliff is apparently enough to send your company’s stock into a tailspin even if you’re an established kook. Much like the Nike brouhaha, it’s possible Musk’s stocks fluctuate even when he’s not in the headlines for alleged shocking behavior.

One wants to go to space, the other is obsessed with race.

Rogan isn’t giving Musk garbage weed. One hit from someone that doesn’t smoke is plenty.