The Great Divide

77  2018-09-07 by Ants_Oily_Hair

37 comments

Diogenes would have been a member.

"He even rejected normal ideas about human decency. Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace,[48] urinated on some people who insulted him,[49] defecated in the theatre,[50] and masturbated in public."

Diogenes was a pecker.

peckah

Diogenes was incel

...what's your point?

fuck off

way to be a friend

did you know whatever retarded group that defines words has defined insult as someone who hasn't had sex in 6 months

Now i'm no pussyhound, but i feel like they should classify it as something a bit longer than that.

Though I am quite proud im currently not an incel, but the clock is ticking it seems

nobody cares

You're rude :(

my potentially incel self cares

you fuggin incel

Now i'm no pussyhound

ya jokin'?!!

while Diogenes was relaxing in the morning sunlight, Alexander, thrilled to meet the famous philosopher, asked if there was any favour he might do for him. Diogenes replied, "Yes, stand out of my sunlight." Alexander then declared, "If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes." "If I were not Diogenes, I would still wish to be Diogenes," Diogenes replied. In another account of the conversation, Alexander found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained, "I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave."

Sounds like a present day meeting between Fez Whatley and Anthony Cumia.

The Diogenes shit is so great. A fatherless son of a prostitute threw rocks into a crowd of men, so Diogenes said to him "careful, you may hit your father."

He also - eloquently, maybe - called out Plato for being a stupid cocksucking faggot. It was no different than going "yeah that's nice... grow a brain, shitdick."

They just need our guidance. As do the fellows over at the fighter and the kid sub reddit.

I Brandon Shawb doc would be pretty good. Just a suggestion. He's such an idiot, there'd be plenty of material.

I still have one more A Cooms doc after the brother joe episode. Then I think I'm setting my sights on Owen Benjamin. After that, maybe Slob or Narcissa Wright. I might turn the Owen Benjamin video into a series about the horrible comedians who flock around Rogan. Benjamin, Kreischer, Schaub and the chick with the unpronounceable name.

Owen Benjamin is a good target that dude sucks dick. I never heard of the woman you mentioned though.

Narcissa Wright was a very influential speed runner but more recently has become infamous for her gender transition and erratic behavior.

Do you think sam rogers would be worthwhile subject?

Short answer: yes. Long answer:I wanted look for stories where there is an engaging narrative. Sam going from an intern at a Syracuse radio station, to an intern with o&a who betrays scorch and curates the Jocktober shows, then becomes a producer, only to later betray Opie and taker over his show is an interesting story.

Dont forget his being on hgh during his childhood, and a cunt during his adulthood

Or his weird relationship with his mother. Remember when he would get competitive about any baked good other than Bobbys?

Iliza Shlesinger? Yeah she'd be a good one to shit on

Why Owen? He's actually funny.

Is he funny? He seems bitter because his attempt to court the right wing failed. I can reconsider if you're willing to convince me.

He's funny. I don't know if he tried to court the right wing so much as he naturally fell into it battling trans kids and David Hogg. In this barren wasteland of funny we call podcasting and comedy nowadays, Owen provides gut laughs consistently like the ol' Norton of lore. He crosses the line super far.

Give me a few examples of said gut laughs. I haven't started any deep research so as I said, I'm willing to reconsider.

It's 2am and I'm finishing my pasta about to sleep. But I don't know man, watch this new interview with DiPaolo:

https://youtu.be/jYogXm8B_SM?t=694

bet they destroy the libs

There's no way he's more deserving of a doc than Brendan Shaub. But I've been bothering you about this for a week now.

Where does r/tacn fit into this? Aren't they the rival sub?

i don't even consider the tacs sub a thing

I like /cumtown . this is all just in good fun

God, just checked that place out. It's just one guy posting listening threads with zero comments. Lots of obscurity over there.

They're at least trying to be funny now. It used to be nothing but larping commies who downvoted anything that wasn't woke enough.

Pretty sure all the Chapo faggots have been slowly run out.

At the beginning of summer it was really bad; both MDE and Chapo were shitposting and just ruining the sub. It's definitely recovered in the past month or so. I'm guessing that the MDE fans went back to high school and the Chapo fans are too busy getting their associates in Human Services.

you can smoke out the chapofags by bringing up whatever twitter told them to be angry about this week. for a long time they were obsessed with jordan peterson, now they all hate elon musk for some reason.

I Brandon Shawb doc would be pretty good. Just a suggestion. He's such an idiot, there'd be plenty of material.

Dont forget his being on hgh during his childhood, and a cunt during his adulthood