He received the Silver Cutlet with Parsley Leaf Clusters after his heroism prevented mass casualties during a pressure cooker disaster. "Thank you for your serving, sir".
Don't mock this brave veteran until you've been in the service. do you know how hard it is clean a particularly resistant stain off of a non-stick frying pan?
He really is the most hatable man alive. In my experience most people that serve or have served think it's the cringiest shit to wear army clothes outside of service and that the people that talk it up did the least amount while serving.
The hardened exterior of a man who spent his formative years dodging potato peels and grease fires, only to pretend to be spit on by hippies and libtards when he returned home from "action".
20 comments
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-09-06
What is with that fucking facial expression?
1 Enrique420 2018-09-06
Constipation? Maybe his other hand is up his ass digging something out.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2018-09-06
As long as he's not trying to look tough. That would just be fucking embarrassing.
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-09-06
“Deal with it”
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-09-06
That's his "hundred foot stare" those mess hall guys get after a few tours in "the shit". Ever watch your buddy get indigestion in your arms, man?
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-09-06
Hell yes.
1 OpieTittyBamBang 2018-09-06
Anthony had to pay for that cup of coffee. Joe has nothing in this world.
1 Bababooey247 2018-09-06
Joe served his country potatoes with honor
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-09-06
He received the Silver Cutlet with Parsley Leaf Clusters after his heroism prevented mass casualties during a pressure cooker disaster. "Thank you for your serving, sir".
1 Broozie123 2018-09-06
Don't mock this brave veteran until you've been in the service. do you know how hard it is clean a particularly resistant stain off of a non-stick frying pan?
1 jimbris 2018-09-06
Joe is every stereotype rolled into one shit sandwich
1 HaggleHebrewitz 2018-09-06
fuck this boomer faggot welfare patriot
1 paulallens 2018-09-06
He really is the most hatable man alive. In my experience most people that serve or have served think it's the cringiest shit to wear army clothes outside of service and that the people that talk it up did the least amount while serving.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-09-06
Joe should be living in a trailer park in Indiana, shopping at Walmart, and being routinely arrested for domestic violence, DUI and drug offenses.
1 TheElDan 2018-09-06
What part of his wardrobe makes you think he doesn’t shop at Walmart?
1 SibHashian13 2018-09-06
Joey the Jobless Guy
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-06
This is why it's gross eating in cheap restaurants.
You think that booth is clean after sleeveless Joe slopped around in it for an hour?
1 Renent 2018-09-06
This dunce wearing army gear somehow seems even worse than stolen valor...
1 TheElDan 2018-09-06
Imagine being the waitress walking up to this table and a guy dressed like that is taking a selfie posing like that.
1 earlsgrandma 2018-09-06
No way he is bald and trying to cover it up with a musky smelly do rag.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-09-06
The hardened exterior of a man who spent his formative years dodging potato peels and grease fires, only to pretend to be spit on by hippies and libtards when he returned home from "action".