Perfect casting for Larry the Cable Guy's much dumber friend

24  2018-09-06 by dropngo

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What is with that fucking facial expression?

Constipation? Maybe his other hand is up his ass digging something out.

As long as he's not trying to look tough. That would just be fucking embarrassing.

“Deal with it”

That's his "hundred foot stare" those mess hall guys get after a few tours in "the shit". Ever watch your buddy get indigestion in your arms, man?

Hell yes.

Anthony had to pay for that cup of coffee. Joe has nothing in this world.

Joe served his country potatoes with honor

He received the Silver Cutlet with Parsley Leaf Clusters after his heroism prevented mass casualties during a pressure cooker disaster. "Thank you for your serving, sir".

Don't mock this brave veteran until you've been in the service. do you know how hard it is clean a particularly resistant stain off of a non-stick frying pan?

Joe is every stereotype rolled into one shit sandwich

fuck this boomer faggot welfare patriot

He really is the most hatable man alive. In my experience most people that serve or have served think it's the cringiest shit to wear army clothes outside of service and that the people that talk it up did the least amount while serving.

Joe should be living in a trailer park in Indiana, shopping at Walmart, and being routinely arrested for domestic violence, DUI and drug offenses.

What part of his wardrobe makes you think he doesn’t shop at Walmart?

Joey the Jobless Guy

This is why it's gross eating in cheap restaurants.

You think that booth is clean after sleeveless Joe slopped around in it for an hour?

This dunce wearing army gear somehow seems even worse than stolen valor...

Imagine being the waitress walking up to this table and a guy dressed like that is taking a selfie posing like that.

No way he is bald and trying to cover it up with a musky smelly do rag.

The hardened exterior of a man who spent his formative years dodging potato peels and grease fires, only to pretend to be spit on by hippies and libtards when he returned home from "action".