r/opieandanthony: Burt Reynolds is dead so let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper. Make it fast. I'm in a goddamn hurry.

Burt Reynolds is dead so let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper. Make it fast. I'm in a goddamn hurry.

48 2018-09-06 by scorezman

32 comments

1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-09-06

St Peter is telling him now, my wife's gotta ass in her cock out in the driveway!

1 sams_seed 2018-09-06

Aww 😢 i met him when i was little.. I didnt know who he was but my parents had to get a picture with him. He told them i was beautiful 👑

1 PeeSoup3030 2018-09-06

Did he give you a mustache ride?

1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-09-06

Did ya.

1 AnthonyGroomia 2018-09-06

He told them i was beautiful

Yaknow he's burning in hell for that lie.

1 sams_seed 2018-09-06

Nah i was legit the prettiest little girl ever and my mom was so jealous. She'd be like no one has ever come up to me and i told me i was beautiful. Just fuckin bitter towards a child. That's where i got my cattiness from. Love you, mom

1 just_a_mean_person 2018-09-06

Ethnic children can't be cute.

1 sams_seed 2018-09-06

Omg my babies are gorgeous. White babies look like undercooked turkeys. And wwhen they get that glow in the dark white blonde hair... EW!

1 just_a_mean_person 2018-09-06

White babies look like undercooked turkeys.

But their credit score is so good!

1 dreadnaught2010 2018-09-06

And unlikely to be shot before the 16th birthday

1 notadegenerate1 2018-09-06

Shit apples

1 yajokin 2018-09-06

Your Mum legit would have been an Amazing fuck as she woulda been even crazier then you .

And im guessing the bellybutton from hell is not hereditary?

1 JohnDough911 2018-09-06

I didn’t know he had vision problems.

1 dionysus187 2018-09-06

This just in, Burt Reynolds is a god damn LIAR

1 OutlawMemer 2018-09-06

God needed someone to block for a bootleg shipment. :_(

1 SierraNovember2 2018-09-06

Remember Artie telling the story how once Burt is dead he's arranged for a tell-all book to be released?
About how he fucked every guy executive to get to the top, and how he's going to name names.

1 scorezman 2018-09-06

I was trying to remember who said that just a few months back. God damn Baby gorilla.

1 EastSideDan 2018-09-06

What? Like proper fucked? Burt was a gay like Anthony Cumia?

1 VirtuaMcPolygon 2018-09-06

He rode the gay Hollywood casting couch in 69

1 satanssockpuppet 2018-09-06

LOL when Artie finally dies he's arranged for a tell-all pamphlet to be released. It'll feature his six stories, five jokes and a few Stern insults.

1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-09-06

sniff Fawwwwk this one hurts. Loved him in Magnum P.I.

1 JMueller2012 2018-09-06

One of the greats

1 DegenerateLoony 2018-09-06

We lost a good one. Burt was nearly Mel Gibson level badass. I hope his tell all book (to be released after his death, so soon now) shits on Hollywood.

1 crookedmile 2018-09-06

I wonder if they finished shooting his scenes for the latest Tarantino film before he kicked it

1 scorezman 2018-09-06

Unfortunately not http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/06/burt-reynolds-dead-at-82-heart-attack/

1 crookedmile 2018-09-06

Dude was a boss. He posed nude for Playgirl, then got upset when he learn a bunch of faggots were jerking it to his piece

1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-09-06

What, jerking off to Burt Reynolds makes you gay now?

1 Ellenberg88 2018-09-06

Burt Reynolds? More like 6 feet under the Dirt Reynolds, right gang?

1 JuulSantana 2018-09-06

FAGGOT