Anthony's wet dream has sympathy for his lost twitter account!!!

185  2018-09-06 by bourbon-poo-poo

75 comments

Issy Simpson from Britain's Got Talent shares her sympathy for Anthony over his deleted twitter account!

He'll probably send her an iPad!!

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Hmm.. I wonder which one of Anthony’s beta orbiters are posting before the 3 day waiting period.

Joe

He’s downgraded to kindles. Times are tough.

kindle fire more like, hes a author not a reader

I'm guessing he has a pallet of Nooks in the garage for just such an occasion.

Haha, holy shit

Oh god are you sure he didn’t pay for this himself ?

LOL

Doin that slow cry jerk.

The brits call it a crank. Crying wank.

what if there was a machine that could instantly clone humans, and nana cloned himself 4 times and gangbanged this child together with his clones

Then i guess that would happen? How is this a what if?

I ran the numbers, this would still be a worthless comment.

Wait a second, Auschwitz isn't an appropriate venue for a comedy jam! LOLZ!!!!

I wanted to be YourMomsBoxComedyJam but that was too long

HAHAHAHAHA GOT EM REKT

*too wide

*Hahaha rectum...

Ftfy

Brilliant.

This is going to give that degenerate a hard-on.

He’ll be whacking his bag all night to this

I see Bam is on the Cameo site...

Already been done.

Now we need someone to kick up 1k for Caitlyn Jenner to do a 'congrats for leaving the closet video' for Nana.

I missed the Bam vid. A helpful link would be nice, or I can search for it myself. Which I won't.

Fuck outta here

Ant would eat a mile of her just just to see where it came from

Well that's a mental image.

"Teehee, Anthony, why are you making me doody in a line all around the compound"

"Feed Nana"

This sub is pure, grade-A cancer. I love it.

She's adorable!

shame she didn't sign off with "feed nana"

Feed narnar!

Such a shame what this little bloke is in for, this little lad is in for it. This lass shall meet with an unfavourable Islamic arranged marriage.

What colour shall her wedding dress be? Let the bird choose her favourite colour.

Hahaha Londonistan, amirite, fellas? What, too real, snowflakes? MAGA

You deserve the Fatwa that will be issued against your mum.

What I dont get is: How are we gonna get him to see these? He's off social media. If he cant see these himself so he can get nice and steamed, then whats the point of making them?

You know DAMN well that his tranny ass is browsing these forums daily. The first thing he did when he shut off his Twitter is come here to read what we wrote about it. They ALL read this site daily. Probably multiple times per day.

Also, make sure to send links to this thread to [email protected] with links.

As an aside, why don't we try to get Anfernee to click on a .jpg.exe or something to trash his computer? Either spearfish his deets or MEMZ will do.

Well this is true, but I do miss seeing his reaction in real time to this stuff.

I'm sure Anthony also spends a lot of time over at the /r/CompoundMedia subreddit. its a real hotbed of activity there.

I bet he is here more now that he got shut down. We are the only ones paying attention to him.

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He has things taken down from this sub for copyright infringement frequently. He's here.

hoisted by our own retard

An unfortunate mishap

Well if she has some kind of an online presence and posts it there, he'll probably see it for sure on his own

I am sure he has something similar on his computer already

Send it to Dawn or Joe.

This is so nice

She sounds like she should be working in a factory during the industrial revolution begging her boss for a 5 minute break because her hand got caught in a machine.

"Me hand is a bit mangled, may I 'ave a bandage?"

Puppy and squirrel you guys are killing it.

...but Mongo the trucker wants in badly.

Hey Mongo whatcha got?!

it's a very unsettling accent

can the bongs here tell me what dialect/region/accent that is?

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It's a Northern accent. I'm a "posh" Southerner from London so can't be sure but it's probably a Lancashire (Manchester) or Yorkshire (Leeds) accent. Porsalin is a Northener (albeit with a slightly diluted accent) so he could almost certainly say. I think Dennyislife is another northern monkey.

Are there actually 4000 holes in Lancashire? And that you guys had to count the holes that it took to fill the Albert hall or did John Lennon lie to me?

Holy shit hahahaha.

slap table

How does this child know about Ant lol

she was promised an ipad

Makes sense. I'd do pretty much anything for a fifth of vodka.

They were twitter pals. She was a big fan of his race rants.

Sadly this will only give him some more jerk off material.

can the bongs here tell me what accent that is?

that is the most grotesque of anything on that island. i routinely turn off british reporting and other media I otherwise would have watched when I hear that accent

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Was Honey BooBoo unavailable?

sounds like the daughter of a chimney sweeper

We should pay Anthony’s ex-wife to do one of these.

HOW MUCH TO BUY?????????!?/????

This is the best thing on this subreddit I've seen this week... Outside of the Jim Norton documentary.

This is getting fucking insane. HAHAHA!

How much does it cost to get one of these? I want to do one.

It varies by how big a celeb. Anywhere from $10-30 or so

I like these videos, but let's have them say something else besides the twitter stuff.

Talk about the lost gun. Hand biting. crime statistics. Anything else. This is a good bit, but it is getting stale.

how many times has ant fapped to this already?

Holy fuck this is great

Even english kids are cunts

Already been done.

Now we need someone to kick up 1k for Caitlyn Jenner to do a 'congrats for leaving the closet video' for Nana.

kindle fire more like, hes a author not a reader

He’ll be whacking his bag all night to this

slap table

I'm guessing he has a pallet of Nooks in the garage for just such an occasion.

Haha, holy shit

It varies by how big a celeb. Anywhere from $10-30 or so

*too wide

*Hahaha rectum...

Ftfy