If you want massive douche chills, listen to the Everlast episode. There's one point where Bert starts screaming like a maniac how famous, successful and culturally relevant he is to impress Everlast.
I like how he pretended to be a massive Everlast fan but couldn't name a single thing he did besides Jump Around and Whitey Ford Sings the Blues until Big Jay did.
For example, Big Jay said the Judgment Night soundtrack was huge for him being a white kid growing up in the ghetto. Bert fake cry-laughed how much he loved that song by Everlast and Big Jay corrects him, "well, House of Pain's song was Just Another Victim, but that was like my anthem in the early 90s".
Almost as if this contrived "comic" from phony LA is a massive, one-trick fraud..
I guess that annoying fat fuck is third mic now. He totally tries to take over the show when he's on. He gets drunk and squeals over everyone, is incapable of talking about anything other than himself, in the one he silences everyone to take a fucking call on his cell phone from Joey Diaz who rambles incoherently. Not to mention that Sean Fury interview was a pretty big deal for Bonfire fans and Bert had no clue who the fuck he was yet he tried to steer the entire interview. Bert Kreischer is a selfish, fat asshole and he's ruined the only good show on the radio.
I'm considering making a legit twitter account just to voice my actual fucking rage over this bullshit.
Let's not misrepresent, he does talk about things other than himself from time, but when he does, is "LITERALLY THE GREATEST/MY FAVORITE/THE BEST THING LITERALLY EVER".
He's LITERALLY the biggest hyperbolic fuck EVER.
Get it, because he's morbidly obese with a equally obese liver..
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1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-09-06
If you want massive douche chills, listen to the Everlast episode. There's one point where Bert starts screaming like a maniac how famous, successful and culturally relevant he is to impress Everlast.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-06
I like how he pretended to be a massive Everlast fan but couldn't name a single thing he did besides Jump Around and Whitey Ford Sings the Blues until Big Jay did.
For example, Big Jay said the Judgment Night soundtrack was huge for him being a white kid growing up in the ghetto. Bert fake cry-laughed how much he loved that song by Everlast and Big Jay corrects him, "well, House of Pain's song was Just Another Victim, but that was like my anthem in the early 90s".
Almost as if this contrived "comic" from phony LA is a massive, one-trick fraud..
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-09-06
Judgement Night soundtrack is pretty great.
1 imcrapyall 2018-09-06
Did he take his shirt off? Only way im laffin.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-09-06
I guess that annoying fat fuck is third mic now. He totally tries to take over the show when he's on. He gets drunk and squeals over everyone, is incapable of talking about anything other than himself, in the one he silences everyone to take a fucking call on his cell phone from Joey Diaz who rambles incoherently. Not to mention that Sean Fury interview was a pretty big deal for Bonfire fans and Bert had no clue who the fuck he was yet he tried to steer the entire interview. Bert Kreischer is a selfish, fat asshole and he's ruined the only good show on the radio.
I'm considering making a legit twitter account just to voice my actual fucking rage over this bullshit.
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-06
Let's not misrepresent, he does talk about things other than himself from time, but when he does, is "LITERALLY THE GREATEST/MY FAVORITE/THE BEST THING LITERALLY EVER".
He's LITERALLY the biggest hyperbolic fuck EVER.
Get it, because he's morbidly obese with a equally obese liver..
1 crookedmile 2018-09-06
I sure as fuck hope not. I bailed on every episode this week after seeing he was on.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-09-06
The Sean Fury interview is without a doubt the funniest thing I’ve heard live on the radio in a very long time. crackle crackle
1 crookedmile 2018-09-06
What episode was this?!
1 dmix 2018-09-06
It says in the fucking screenshot
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-09-06
Snow
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-09-06
I know Bonfire is pretty popular here. But I find both Jay and Soder pretty obnoxious, you throw Bert in there, it might be worst than LOS.
1 dmix 2018-09-06
Soder is okay is small doses but I could never listen to a full show with him.
1 chulathedog 2018-09-06
hey guys. This is a true story, i swear on my mothers grave. I’m absolutely not lying
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-06
Duh Machibe is not loying awwright
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-06
Is it some inside joke that's Berts meant to be a funny comic. He's enraging in every way and we've all met people like him,
1 CowsAreCurious 2018-09-06
Did something happen? Why is Bert being forced down everyone's throat lately?
1 zoogie778 2018-09-06
Is Bonfire any good? I might check it out if it's free.