The Worm Has Turned - A Jim Norton Documentary

827  2018-09-05 by porsalin

346 comments

Times are gettin’ hard boys…money’s gettin’ scarce…

Recruit more pushers, more pimps

Your mother's a bitch!

I am running home right now to watch this.

Just clocked out of my double shift at Panera.

Yeah thanks for that, " team mate ".

Reported.

You're gonna need to come in on Sunday to make up for it.

The bossman just dropped me off from the jobsite.

Just in case it gets taken down, I suggest everyone download a copy. You can easily do this with Offliberty

An hour and 11 minutes? I gotta get comfortable.

thanks

What had more prep? Porsalin making this or Norton's Viking cock ravaged body?

I'm gonna watch this latter but I already liked the video anyway.

I love how we have you guys vying for best sub documentarian. You should make sure you guys know what you are working on, so as you don't s step on eachothers work, and we can cover the entire radiomatic universe

I don't think there is any risk of us stepping on each others work.

Thank Hughes. Hey how are your projects coming along?

I want to get the Joe Cumia episode out fairly soon. Aside from a few paragraphs that I'm stuck on, I'm content with the writing. Once I figure them out, editing shouldn't take very long. .

Just want to make sure you're aware of Joe's "In the Air Tonight" drum break because it's a very solid representation of what a worthless nothing he is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9da8ko/you_know_that_powerful_drum_break_where_in_the/

Agreed. I only ever did the Joe one because of how much I am loving Demented World. These people must be documented.

I just finished watching your video and you do a great job laying out exactly why Jim is now a shadow of his former self. It's hard believe that he betrayed Opie, Anthony and Louis in favor of a balding neanderthal and Amy Schumer.

Thanks man. Above all else I'm glad you like it. You know more than anyone how many hours these things take! Worth it though. I can't wait for part 5 of Demented World - to me it's still the benchmark.

I truly appreciate that. I think your documentaries are so good because they're self contained definitive guides to these weird entities we've listened to for years.

I want to finish up part 5 soon. I think if I get it right it might be the best one yet. Joe is a comedy well that never runs dry.

I hear there's a special table at this sub.

Just listened🥊

Artists supporting artists.

This is pretty much a hippy commune

I strongly encourage everybody to open this in Youtube and give it a thumbs up + abusive comments directed towards certain people. Guys like Porsalin and Beige Frequency need our support and deserve to be blown.

Before the jacuzzi.

But when do we BURN THE GODAMN HOUSE DOWN?

Before the fucking jacuzzi at that

But honestly, if they got raped by a pack of niggers it would be their fault

Them and their faget son.

"leather clad goober"

"goombah"

I'm sold already.

Only 90 seconds in and it’s already amazing.

I hope this causes him to relapse. It’d be the first funny thing he’s done in years.

Thank you for your service.

I love how he fitted two we got the language shit in that one argument

Nice commonality, stupid.

Nice sharing stupid

I stayed up to watch this. I'm not even kidding. I predict this will be the greatest ever.

pls be in London, porsy

And here.

We.

Go.

this unironically will make my day

Fuck yes.

Been waitin all day for this shit!

I paused it to take a piss. When I seen there was still an hour left I was so happy.

When you saw* there was still an hour left.

One fucking hour long. That's dedication.

WTF random kerbal space program orbit music.

ty op watching now

How the fuck these Hollywood assholes be like "I really needed 5 years to gather my thoughts properly and put this documentary together"

We got limey brits tossing out feature-length documentaries in less than a month.

Also u/porsalin you might be exhausted from this & Matarese, but if you're considering the next target I'd love to see you tackle Patrice.

Not so much of a hit piece like Jimmy & Joe were, but by god would it feel smug to get a feature-length Patrice doc out before Von. Could also definitely push it around the internet as I'm sure a ton more people off the sub would be interested.

Please do this

i thought there was already a kinda good Patrice doc out there?

or am imagining some kinda interview, spliced with other little things. Him talking to some guy in a fedora or something in a dark bar

I remember that one. I remember the quality lacking.

The clips were great but it needed narration - seemed more like an homage to patrice than a documentary

Yeah, pretty much

I would donate butter for this

I much prefer to do these style docs - washing Patrice's balls for an hour with "here's Patrice being funny here" and "here's what Patrice said this other time" doesn't really get me going

How about a piece on the greatness of opie?

As he said, he does these negative style documentaries, so using popular figures like patrice or opie wouldn't fit.

Yeah, I like Porsalin and all, but for Opie we'd need someone like Zemeckis.

I think kuklinksi is a better fit for opie

You went too obscure and ruined it.

Im pretty sure the rigamortis has Patrice's balls now.

What kind of mortis?

I agree. Taking these scoundrels down a few pegs is your thing.

I'd see it less as a straight ball-washing and more of an examination of his legacy, and what changed from him being the dead black guy on the Charlie Sheen roast in 2011 to the cult figure he is today.

Maybe you can focus the documentary primarily around the race arguments between Anthony & Patrice. You really have some skills making these things, everyone thinks so, and there's a really interesting subject there:

A pretty much openly racist "white" man talking to an arrogant "I'm always right" black man who won't play the race card but will instead beautifully debate his position. How despite oh so many heated arguments, there was never really a fight, and losing Patrice really catapulted Anthony further into racism as he no longer had that black voice of reason. How in 2018 it's fucking preposterous to imagine a "white" guy and a black guy having conversations like these.

I mean, don't think you've set any sort of bar that because this one is 1h11m all the rest have to be. If you can find an idea somewhere in there, build Patrice's opening and post-death legacy around the central point but can only do 30-40 minutes, fantastic. More fucking casuals will tune in.

Bobo doc?

I could take like a 15-25 minute Bobo doc, anything more would be gratuitous.

Nah, nobody could shit on Bobo more then god has.

Please do Sam next

No one ever liked Sam tho, I'd rather see one on ants demise

They pretty much summed up Sam in this doc and it took about a minute.

God Bless You!!!!!

What if you gave some critcisms of patrice too? He wasn't without flaws. By far he was the best thing about O&A, but he wasn't flawless.

The bit wouldn't work with Patrice. Let it go.

JRT doc?

Agreed, Joe cumia it is.

Beige has that wrapped up! I have some great ideas for the next one.

Joe Cumia documentary?

Again, Beige has the entire brojoe wrapped up for part 5

also a great patrice doc is already out

great work sir, this was excellent!!

Do brother joe, my nig

Give us a Gavin McInnes doc. Why did he become a boring zilch?

Just commenting here to say. Bravo.

Do Dante nero

Steal the clips Von released too.

I'd love this but a 15-minute hitpiece on Von at the end is mandatory at this point. A lot of people on here call Patrice a fraud because of that no-good hoe. Regardless of opinion I'm sure a new doc on him with all the new info including the fall of O&A after his death would be well recieved.

patrice talked at length about why he was with von - good soldier, new pussy was too much of a pain in the ass to train, she was into degenerate shit too, etc. patrice was getting strange everywhere, but i'm guessing he enjoyed the relative calmness/openess of their relationship. anyone who donated money to her are straight up retards though.

if they are anything like patrice's whore, i guess traveling the world and buying clothes takes most of the time and effort.

“Be like”

We got limey brits tossing out feature-length documentaries in less than a month.

To the purpose of nothing more than fucking with the subject and getting laughs from us degenerates. God bless.

I hate to break it to you, but the film industry is run by money grubbing heebaroos.

Why I beg your pardon sir!! Rubbish utter Rubbish. Ramon Earl of Clarence, beget my tea

TRU DAT

Porsalin, why are you so fucking talented?

Probably cause his dad came into his mum.

" Mum "

Welcome aboard mate.

Is the music supposed to evoke a Loose Change vibe?

Gonna blast this on my P.A. System for the whole neighborhood to hear.

puerto rican style baby

Hooking it up to the Panera bread system as we speak

Thank you !

Popping a bottle of the champagne of beers to celebrate your hard work, porsalin

Someone should tweet this to Colin Quinn

The holy fuck this is great!!!

i'm so happy to be alive during all of this

I love that you called him out for fetishizing trans and acting as if that’s supporting the trans community.

You guys care about supporting the trans community?

No. But neither does he.

I'm about to watch but holy fuckin shit 70 minutes? you deserve money for your efforts. not from me but still.

Will watch it later but I had to skip to the end to see if there was a Vos plug...

Upvoted. Will watch this tonight, porsalin, beige frequency, and wigger rich content always delivers.

Haych B O

Fucking limey

Watching this and the beige frequency docs, Opie comes across the best, by far

Yeah, hes at worst a guy who was a little hard to work with. The rest of them are toxic pieces of shit

Hearing Opie being genuine in the Jimmy argument and when discussing his fall out with Ant and how they used to talk after shows. He’s the only one of them who has a real person somewhere (deep) inside there. I’ve never see Anthony or Jim bare that.

I can’t wait for you guys to move past this sarcastic opie love nonsense. I think some of you are starting to believe it. Opie treated the comics who came in like shit. Everyone who ever worked with him hates him. He was a passive aggressive woman.

Anthony is typical long island Italian trash, sure, but wirse than opie? He is too much of a pussy to have actually hit Dani (spelling?) so i dont buy the abuse charge at all. If Ant is a true racist and not just hyping up a radio character, then Patrice was definitely a racist too, but none of the twats on this sub seem to mind that. The only thing I read here that was truly damning was that he didn’t visit his Alzheimer stricken mom which is super shitty...but then again, didn’t you guys fuck with her funeral announcement or something?

Jim is gross but I don’t believe he did half the shit he says. I think Patrice was right that he is a little nerd who tries to be “raspy and evil” so people don’t realize what a dork he is.

Let's not forget about how poor he was, and he was in the mob, and his dad figured out the church thing, and he could've modeled, and he's a fan of 4 or 5 football teams (3 in the same division), and he tried everything fawkin thing he could...

She had a broken rib, stupid. He beat the shit out of her like the bitch he is. Opie's a family man and loving father to a bastard son with no ill will towards anyone. We don't deserve him tbh.

Go lick Nana balls elsewhere.

Go lick Nana's balls elsewhere.

I called him Italian, didn't I? What else do you want from me?

He pled the charges down. If he really didn’t hit her, wouldn’t he have at least made some effort to prove he didn’t instead of just saying he did and taking a slap on the wrist?

Right and wrong only apply where the situation calls for it here. Get with the program. We all say things we don't truly believe if it keeps the fun going. Opie is best.

The thing that drives me nuts whenever I hear it is Jim saying that he can be on his phone and still listen and participate in a conversation. It's just such horseshit. I've seen tons of people with way more brainpower than him just completely zone out when they start looking at their phone, but they're not fucking co-hosts of a radio show getting paid 7 figures to work 3 hours a day.

Yep. And Opie telling him about it was great.

It's also obnoxiously dismissive to whoever your talking to. Jims a phone fag like Ant

Gilded and well-deserved

"Meanwhile, fat piece of shit Robert Kelly" made me snort beer over my keyboard.

Has been a long while since I've been proud to be British. Christ, this is obsessively hilarious. Good work!

Great work. It's a shame the subject is so irritating that it makes it difficult to watch.

Been a while since I've felt proud to be British but "Meanwhile, fat piece of shit Robert Kelly" was so perfectly delivered I snorted beer over my keyboard. This is fucking hilarious, all the more so that most of us can't share this with anyone we know. The attention to detail of this sub is hysterical.

Not sure what I’ll do once this sub dies

In my opinion, this sub is just getting started

It's only ramped up since the whole fucking basis of its existence was snuffed out. It really boggles the mind

The entertainment has to come from somewhere.

It's like WE ARE THE SHOW guys!

are we

We're like Project Mayhem

We are... NEW YORK

We are... NEW JERSEY

Just look ayy what happened to /r/mde

Why are the pests somehow more talented than these hacks now? It's fucking hilarious

If we get Joe booted from twitter this week we will have gotten Ro in obscurity meme, assault on Ant's twitter, The Worm Has Turned, and Project J.O.E within the span of a few weeks.

Dont forget the Materese and Cumias Demented World doc

This sub is the show now.

I know a PFG place if it does.

This sub continues to produce. Well done!

Ho Lee ShIt!

I wanna see the worm movie.

I got a lien on my house!

Can somebody make the same documentary in an American accent?

Fuck that, whos got a dead on Attenborough impression?

121 upvotes in an hours. That's impressive.

This gives me hope that there will be a great O and A:the complete story doc.

The complete story will be a library.

Can't wait until this wins the best documentary award at the Oscars.

No one has seen u/porsalin, right?

Please make him a woman of color and we can see our dreams come true

He's a twinkish Brit with emo hair.

Thank you kind sir

There are some really talented motherfuckers in this subreddit.

This is amazing.

Nicely done, sir.

This is going to cause real emotional pain.

It's really remarkable when you consider that the radio show that this subreddit is dedicated to hasn't even been on the air for four years.

How the hell does this hive of autism have this much talent running through it. Professional level rapping, artists, and now a fucking bbc level documentary. You're the David Attenborough of our autistic universe.

Wasabi

Susshi!

Dedicated to Qadan

Brilliant.

That came so far out of left field, holy shit.

Do you have an idea for a third documentary, Porsalin? Maybe an idea that has tits and had its wife fucked by Bam Margera?

Anthony should be next but that would be over 2 hours.

Beige Frequency is already taking care of the ghoul in an incredible fashion, that's why I mentioned the titster.

Ah yes I almost forgot about those masterpieces.

Listen can you fucking haters go fuck yourselves. Opie is a national treasure, and we love him here.

we've always loved him here to be ahnest witcha sniff burp

Had a few ideas thrown at me. I think it'll be one of either Gavin McInnes, Sam Roberts, Lady Di, Keith the Cop, Pete Davidson, Bam Margera or Bobo

I can only get so erect, Porsalin. All of the above sound absolutely fantastic.

Gavin McInnes would be perfect. I used to think he was a really cool dude, but he's shoving dildos up his ass and making out with Milo "semen breath" Yiannopolis and generally stopped being funny

I don't see how you could possibly make a Sam Robert's documentary that's over 15 minutes.

Keith. Please. That faggot needs to be abused and mocked more.

Why does a limey know so much about a Northeast US radio show?

I'm Australian but have family there, my uncle sure got me into it. Been a fan for years.

It's more common than you'd think, a lot of people discovered the show on YouTube

The title alone has had me laughing all day.

Looking at that Jesse Ventura argument with worm-tinted eyes I can see what a classy guy he is. He handled himself well, just drank that bottle of water and sarcastically thanked him for his service.

hahaha I wish I had thought of 'worm-tinted spectacles'

Jesse Ventura was a Navy Seal, a member of the Mongols criminal motorcycle gang, a Hollywood action star, a famous professional wrestler and the governor of his home state. He is one of the coolest dudes to have ever lived.

He's like a Schwarzenneger bootleg.

It's an important service to deliver those "I le suck penises" joke to the world

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I basically stopped listening to anything O&A related when the show ended in 2014, besides checking out some content here and there. I get all of my information from this sub. So actually listening to this stuff with my own ears proves that a lot of the people here were too blinded by their Opie hatred and hardons for Jim and Anthony to give reasonable assessments of what happened.

Worm absolutely looks like a worm in that Ventura clip. Just like everyone was 100 percent wrong about Chris Kyle when it came to Ventura. Opie was right when he called out Jim for staring at his fucking phone when he was being a pissy baby boy who wasn't getting his way. When you remove yourself emotionally from all of this bullshit you realize that Jim and Anthony were as much at fault for what happened as Opie was.

"....neanderthalic intern of dubious heritage...."

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lol

"Known race realist" referring to Ant.

Did you really call Islam "the religion of peace"?

I'm only a minute in and I'm dying. Colin needs to see this! He's called Jim such scallopy names before.

Shit I missed the dedication.... I need to go back Hahahah

I looked at the title and thought this was a joke, but then I saw the length of the video, and now I'm ready to dive into some grade A autism.

That was great. And it only made me like Jim more. Mission Accomplished.

"Rich Vos A former homeless crackhead who performed oral sex for money" haahhaahhahaahha

The best type of comedy is 'truth'

This made me like Jimmy more 🤔🤔🤔

Because it was 60 minutes of Jim being hilarious and 10 minutes of made up bullshit that nobody really cares about.

Nice try Sam

This shit is an hour long? Haha..Ho..ley..Shit!

Outstanding work. Jim trying to defend the perks was my favourite part. This is probably the best fan made thing I've seen that explains how bad the Jim and Sam show is.

The editing of blurring out D.L Hughley's voice is killing me.

Thief Norton really is a despicable creature.

"....Jim would play Louie's friend and local drug dealer, Rich, giving a nod to Jim's own dark history of drug and alcohol addiction" ha!!!

So absurd. I fall off the wagon with more substances in one week than Jimmy consumed in his entire sober-AA-NA dark tragic life.

There were so many quips in this that probably went over my head. This was 10/10 quality entertainment from start to finish.

Ok fuck them O&A niggers, do JFK next! Your talent deserves more, millions need to see your work.

Just finished it. Outstanding work. This could drive Jim into suicidal depression if he watches it.

Let's hope he doesn't start drinking again because of this documentary. He's a real alcoholic with real dark problems man.

Wow this is very interesting and very long too...💕💄👑👗👧🏼

You should do one focused primarily on the Opie and Anthony fanbase.

No we haven't jumped that shark yet.

I think I counted 250 worm puns. Pretty amazing work.

Fuck, hearing the old O and A clips with Colin and Patrice got me nostalgic. Filmmaker and scholar Porsalin nailed it -- 2006 to 2010 is what is worth listening to.

As nerdy as u/braunheiser sounds, he really nails the well deserved criticism of the current incarnation of the show.

The fact we are discussing a fan-made documentary about a show that only a few people in ny, philly and boston heard live ten years ago....I think "nerdy" goes with the territory

It was just professionally convincing enough until "fat piece of shit Bob Kelly"

But then, how else can you describe Bob Kelly?

That's almost the best bit, because I think Bob will watch this, and I think that one random line is the only time he is mentioned, it's gonna hit him hilariously.

After I heard that I said a prayer to Satan asking for Bob Kelly to watch this.

I know I'm late to the party, but I just watched this for the first time and was absolutely enthralled by how well put together it was and then I heard that line.

Probably my favorite part of the whole thing.

"A show known colloquially as the Esther Coup (Ku) was the epitome of belligerent triviality, as the two middle-aged men exchanged inconsequential blows, oozing with effeminate passive-aggression..."

Ken Burns who?

Years from now, those of us left will look back fondly on 2018 as the golden age of r/opieandanthony

Thank you for your service

Fucking outstanding man. I can see this circulating around the Cellar Table.

He's a civilian. He merely touched on their deeply personal social, intellectual and moral flaws.

Only a seasoned comedian could comment on the color of another's shirt or the style of cap an opponent is wearing.

"Fat piece of shit Bobby Kelly..."

Niggas ribs hurtin today /u/porsalin.

That line made me spit out the ice cream I was eating. It was out of nowhere and perfect!

But did you have to pull over on the side of the highway?

Surely, it wasn't that funny

I drove my rig off the road I was laughing so hard stuck in a ditch waiting for the jaws of life rn as I'm typing this

Real talk:

I like Jim, yes he has his faults and made some dumb ass decisions. The doc was fair and honest.At some points I felt conflicted but I really hope he talks about it. Doubtful but if he had some balls. He would break it down on Jim and Sam and address or do commentary for it.

Also In my opinion, I don’t believe they bring in UFC fighters or WWE stars for their selfish reasons. They’re trying to prove to SiriusXM that they can get “big names” beside comedians. Awful guests but for a purpose.

God damn this fucking sub

Anyone know where the clip of Patrice falling out of his chair laughing is from?

When they were playing the "up and down game" with Bobo.

Jimmy actually believing he was in a serious relationship with a camgirl will never not be funny to me.

He's his Prince until he ran out of token and jizz boi fans won't front him the 200k he asked for

"Stalking the street corners of New York City for friends of the night." Falling for camgirls is actually a step up for The Worm.

Cam"girl"

I'm still embarrassed by thinking the first stripper I talked to actually liked me, and that was 12 years ago.

Not sure how I feel about this. Sure jim is a worm and I lost almost all respect for him aFter the Louie thing. And sure jim & Sam show kinda sucks. But I still like jimothy and Samuel. I'd rather just watch more docs about the POS that is Nana Cumia

Damn an hour long too? Fuck ya. Well done you limey fuck.

Its criminal if you arent getting a payday for this, I was about to get you reddit gold but its worthless, start a patreon or something ill donate hella much.

This is really good shit. You've got a talent dude. This isn't any worse (in fact it's better) than a lot of docs on netflix. Awesome job, I could have watched 4 more hours.

This killed half of an eight mile hike today which included a public chortle at "FAT PIECE OF SHIT ROBERT KELLY".

I couldn't agree more. That line made me loff and loff.

Ugh what a liar. He was asked what was it about trannies that he likes and he said he doesn't know. OH REALLY? HOw about the cock? How bout the humiliation of a 'female' having a bigger dick than you? Ugh at least admit it you faggot. And then "are you gay"? and he replied with 'no, I wish, if I was i'd tell you'. You wish? Huh? What a retard.

He said he's bi in that interview. Not gay because he likes women.

You killed Ant ......and Joe ......this seem like soft gloves for the worm

I think it’s perfect because it seems reasonable and not like an outright hit piece

Urban dictionary should have a link to this sub on the page for "weaponized autism."

Jim is out of his fucking mind. He's really disturbed under all the insults.

I didn't really pay attention to the Jerky Boys / Chip thing when it was pointed out a while back... or listen to the clip at the time. Hearing it in this, it's actually surprising how blatant it is. Impossible to argue.

And Jim had no excuse other than "that's ridiculous" and "Chip evolved". He made no attempt to even try to convince anyone that it wasn't stolen because he can't say anything to convince people that it isn't a blatant ripoff. The Jerky Boy audio speaks for itself.

But you didn't see jerky boys wear a goofy hat and silly clothes did you, check mate bro, chip is jerky boy 2.0

Makes me sick. No shit he can't go after Schumer for her antics... he does the same... and dont even makes anything out of it.

Norton lived with Jim Florentine, they were best friends, they did comedy together, and Florentine is famous for doing a Jerky Boys type prank call show. It's impossible that Norton and Florentine didn't listen to them all the time.

Hearing Opie's take on how Jim and Ant had the chemistry and should have left together, its crazy but looking back he was really the only one with awareness and sensibility and wasnt just phonily excusing and fake laughing through it all. He may have never been funny or talented but neither are any of them now, as much as I still hate them, he gave these guys careers without knowing what unbelievable cowards they were, I actually sympathize with him at this point.

Yeah. He was more than happy to have them do their shit, and he would do beach radio and talk about jimmy buffett concerts and taste test barbecue with Ruiz.

We really did fuck this up as a subreddit.

He's the only one genuinely happy with his life right now, he has his little podcast with his friend, his hobbies, his family and his millions.

Amen

A guy gives you a job you thank him every goddamn day.

You're absolutely right.

I would add that Opie took some beating and learned from it, unlike Ant and Jim... who are still delusional and thinking they can be as good as pre-2011.

What a bunch of delusional weirdos.

"Opie" is actually the perfect nickname for him, he's really boring and bland.

Opie owes his millions of dollars to Anthony and Jimmy. Who cares if Opie did nothing wrong, he didn't do much of anything.

Now do on about Patrice O'Niel. Since Von di Carlo never will.

Absolutely great.

that slow zoom out of him crying during the 'plain jane' rant and the Alena segment got me fucking bad, hilarious. other comics retweeting "I get paid to pretend to be in relationships with cumps" is massively painful

cozy and entertaining look back, but the stuff with Gregg and Jim feels too real because it reflects what's happening with Jim and sam currently

https://youtu.be/cSl2bu53WI0?t=1572

this picture right here looks like something Jim would take with Sam. and we all know how Jim felt about Opie while that picture was taken. the "I genuinelly like working with Sam" speeches have all the cadences and word usage of his rationalizations for enjoying Opie and the OandJ show. There's no way this is lost on travis, the crew, Jim's comic friends, or Jim and Sam themselves. Sam for his part self labels as "last professional broadcaster" to get ahead of the critques: yeah I have no charisma, no comic talent, no presence or likeability. but that's ok because that's not my job, I'm a "Broadcaster."

you can see a preview of what it would look like with that ("Just a joke!") aids piss schwepps chip-sam interaction, which i always found to be an unsettling reveal of Sam's real character: attacking Jim for having no education, mocking his perversion with intent to demean, and probably for having no family or personal life. it's not that it will get ugly, it IS ugly cause people know it's drifting through the air in an inaudible frequency.

Not sure what I liked better, "neaderthalic interim of dubious heritage" or "Meanwhile, fat piece of shit Robert Kelley

If anyone can do a Lady Di biopic it's you. It's one of the great american stories waiting to be told the right way. One really good thing to come out of o&a is the story of her descend into madness.

Maybe croudfund this shit, I'd pay so people from the outside would know. Di was here.

This is fantastic currently watching but I keep lowering and raising the volume on clips otherwise good shit!

Great job! I liked how you actually did give him credit for at one time being great and then showed how everything turned . The rich vos performing oral sex for crack line was great lol had to go back about 5 times to hear it again

Standing ovation.

This is brilliant you piece of shit. Well done. Next up, Sam?

Hope it’s Dipaolo, a one of his callers mentioned the possibility of someone doing this style of doc on him, and my man seemed shook.

While I would enjoy an hour plus of "Sam is a balding manchild who is bad at radio" I prefer to just act like Sam doesn't exist. To dedicate that much time to Sam validates him. It's better for him to be perpetually treated like the intern he should be.

Fantastic work. The lines are subtle but some genuinely funny shit is in here.

you have to do the history of OnA like a 5 part series.

I love how porsalin basically called Jim and Opie a couple of whining faggots with big words in a British accent.

Good doc, but avoided that he was molested as a little kid. It fucked him up for life.

Utterly fantastic. **** If you only watch one Jim Norton documentary this year, make it this one.

Good job. This is probably the best content this sub has produced and the bar was pretty fucking high.

I don't think it's as good as the demented World Series tho porsalin has a better narrator voice. Still A+ stuff from him with this and the Matterese doc. Can't part for part 5 from u/Beigefrequency

Beige frequency does a better job of getting into the weeds of the conflict imo. Porsalin seems to paint with a broader brush, but covers more ground. They really should consider a collaboration.

You got the timeline wrong on the chip vs. Sam shit didn't happen until years after Chip was old, it was like 1 year or 2 before O&A ended lol.

He’s also go jim doing lucky Louie before the bus thing and norton wasn’t officially on the show at wnew during that and it was what eventually made them make the push to add him full time. Lucky Louie was a few years into the xm days.

I noticed the gifted thing as well. It’s just the wrong word to use for it. Colin wanted jim for tough crowd it wasn’t him throwing him a home. Louis wrote the character with norton in mind, again not a “gift” to throw him work. The point that he should have stood by Louis more because of this I do agree with, if someone is your friend and you know he’s a good dude you at least say something real instead of this non sense I won’t take a stand shit that he’s been doing forever. Norton gives no opinion on any controversial topic and won’t reveal info on a movie he has a bit part in as if he’s going to be cut just because he blabbed. No one that matters is listening to you jimmy.

This is going to get downvoted to shit, but as much as I loved it, the timeline presented is extremely frustrating, it's like Funny Games if they had shown every rewind

This was pretty incredible. My only side criticism is that the clip of Colin calling out Jim for unfollowing all his comedy friends wasn't included. But then I find solace in the prospects of a sequel.

Line of the Day imo - " meanwhile, fat piece-of-shit, Robert Kelly.. "

Where’s the Anthony Cumia ones? Btw nice doc babe especially the opening Hahahaha

Holy shit. 2 minutes in and i just came in my pants. I didnt even touch my dick. This is amazing.

Jesus...you fuckers really go all in...

I want to hear Colin Quinn review this

this is outstanding, please make more documentaries like this

i would pay for this shit

What a work of incredible art and genius. The Worm must know about this all over social media.

I loved the little insulting references. There was a part about Jim "finding his comedic voice".

Robert Kelly defending Louis CK was the most heart warming part of this documentary. What a magnanimous sympathetic character, considering that he once said to Louie "i hope your kids are listening, fuck them too".

Jim will definitely watch this if it's tweeted at him. Would love to hear him try to wriggle his way out of this one on air

The best part of this is that I guarantee you Jim has fantasized about the day a documentary would be made about him. He's seen so many docs about other comedians where all their peers praise them and call them a trailblazer. "One day that'll be me!", he's thought. This wasn't the documentary Norton wanted but it's the one he deserves. Porsalin gave this worm the dissection he's had coming. Can't wait for the passive-aggressive response this gets from Dry Drunk...or Chip, more likely.

This should be TC... truly accurate

Good for the majority, time line isn’t accurate and some of the attempts at taking jim down a peg are a stretch. Look at Anthony now and tell me In hindsight where Anthony and compound media is that he didnt make the right choice. It’s one thing to do a show with him, it’s another to walk from a salary to create a new thing with Keith the fucking cop and a drunk pedo.

Production value is fantastic though 100%

This wasn't a chronological doc. I thought that was pretty clear tbf. And as for compound, the point I'm making is that there was potential. Who knows what compound could have been if Jim was there from the beginning? Jim chose an awkward, ill-fitting partnership with a guy he didn't like simply because his paycheck said sirius on it. The point was Jim's a coward.

louis theroux-esque

I watched this whole thing. It was awesome. The only part that irrationally made me so fucking mad, is when you called obvious PEDOPHILE/baby fucker Uncle Paul a pederast. I know part of the joke is your swarmy British accent using unnecessary big words, but that was plainly incorrect.

Wow the early clips of quick witted mad Jimmy made me miss those times bad!

I tried to fall asleep last night watching this but it was too engaging. My only constructive criticism would be that you used too much Worm audio and I much prefer your voice to his.

You should make your next one with those badly acted re-enactments that they use in shitty History Channel documentaries.

Wow, amazing work and you didnt include all the gay and the rape. Part 2 already in the works or a directors cut?

"Choosing the imagined riches of Sirius XM" lol

You're truly doing god's work. 2nd greatest filmmaker, behind Mel Gibson

This is a great documen-tree

I woke up and laughed when I remembered the title of this. Too fucking good man.

Jimmy was the fattest guy in Tough Crowd. Also the least funny. Semi-charmed life and the stupid faggot is still unhappy.

Patrice was 2.2 Jimmys.

How did Jessie Ventura not strangle the life out of the worm? You are bigger and stronger than me-- what a fucking faggot. I'm surprised the Worm didn't take out a pair of glasses and ask Jessie if he would hit him.

Jesse is an adult who governed an entire state and spent the last several years of his life eating shit from people because he dare questions 9/11 and the JFK murder. I'm sure he doesn't sweat a fat little turd making jokes on a fart and cock radio show.

Literally better than most documentaries on Netflix, keep up the amazing work.

👏🏻

In all seriousness, you should submit your docs to festivals.

''Fat piece of shit Robert Kelly defended Lous CK'' got me good lol idk why. Probably because how serious the voice was but that's a great start to a sentence

The "tri-state mollusk" lel

Fat blob of shit Bob Kelly.

Nice.

Sam Roberts: '33 year-old toy collector and wrestling fanatic'. Too good

Those little asides, delivered in that accent, were LOL funny. Just masterful.

That was my favorite

Opie sure did love a good documentree. I wonder how he'd like these.

What a piece of art. Sir you are a genius. Some of your lines were hilarious, on point and well placed.

I hate Jim Norton and am glad you made this. Thank you.

"the Tri-State mollusk" had me dead

This should be on Netflix.

I skipped through it a bunch at first, but then realized I need to watch the whole thing. It's great.

I can't believe how well made this is. Great work

Nice pronunciation of the letter “H”, stupid.

When I heard “slither” and all the other wormy references I couldn’t stop laughing genuinely amazing

Excellent doc, brotherman! Would love to hear The Opster review this on his podcast!

"see her success bloat to whale like proportions"

there's some real zingers in here

Great work

So now everything you've been defending him over for years, you hate him because he's an 'sjw' now?

Ya, that's the best reason there is.

I'm pretty sure there are better reasons to hate him

you could have devoted a solid 5 min to the fact that he thought so highly of himself that he started an "advice show". but then you would have had to go through and listen to someone of those un-listenable-to clips, so i get it.

That's still a good shout. Here's a guy who's dating an icelanding cam-thing and being taken for a ride giving dating advice...

ha. the advice show started way before that. i think even before Ant got canned. all the calls were about getting sober and how do i make it as a standup comedian. mind-numbingly dumb show

As gripping as The World at War.
Speaking of which, how does Norton's twitter evade the wrath of this sub ?

Put this motherfucker on the side bar.

I legitimately forgot how funny Jimmy used to be.

British.. is this that Steven guy again?

I was prepared to shit all over this, but goddamn. Well done, you magnificent cunt.

The Princess Alena part with the string music in the background is devastating.

"Meanwhile, fat piece of shit Robert Kelly..." Haha

7k views. Lol

Bravo sir. Thats Hilarious. "Jim, a gentleman of unknown shape" That got me chuckling.

Greatness in the strong middle:

"without network backing, he'd have to slither on alone leaving a sticky trail of uncertainty. As a notoriously tightfisted creature - Jim was adamant against personally investing in his own work. But given the potential of crowdfunding platforms to transfer the monetary burdens of flash animations to throngs of oblivious truckers, this task was made easier."

I think it's time the O&A Reddit has its own awards show.

Porsalin you are a modern day Wayne Gail.

1/5. Poorly contrived and crapily edited. That smarmy english accent made me vomit in my mouth. There was potential to make it funny but instead it was just tedious.

It's for gaining fans not actually making good things

Fans of what? Shitty, unfunny documentaries? Or fans of mediocre, leftover radio hacks?

The first which is fucking gay.

Mods.. Sticky this? If this isn't Sticky-worthy what is?

Can make one about Owen Benjamin?

You're gay voice ruins this

Holy shit!!!! Im rewatching this and didnt even catch his "totem pole", "yes may be tainted" comments what an unbelievably ungrateful piece of shit and what does he think of the "yes's" at rub and tug place? He's worse than Anthony, sorry

Wow.. What a great doc! You might have shown that his demented sex life started as a child and involved him sucking his friends off (that pool BJ story in which the kid pissed in his mouth twice while young James was under water was brutal) or sniffing the pee soaked underwear of girls and boys.

I can't even watch this shit it's so weird

The worm puns were oscar worthy

Adam? You've said it all!!

Oh boi

u/porsalin this was great. I finally got a chance to sit and watch the whole thing. Great work. Amazing

Says the anonymous guy commenting on his career while bitching about how Aston villa was dumb enough to hire Steve Bruce. You’re a coward also.

Before the jacuzzi.

Before the fucking jacuzzi at that

Just clocked out of my double shift at Panera.

Just in case it gets taken down, I suggest everyone download a copy. You can easily do this with Offliberty

That line made me spit out the ice cream I was eating. It was out of nowhere and perfect!

I just finished watching your video and you do a great job laying out exactly why Jim is now a shadow of his former self. It's hard believe that he betrayed Opie, Anthony and Louis in favor of a balding neanderthal and Amy Schumer.

Again, Beige has the entire brojoe wrapped up for part 5

Yeah, pretty much

He's a twinkish Brit with emo hair.

I think it’s perfect because it seems reasonable and not like an outright hit piece