r/opieandanthony: Jim Norton Documentary "The Worm Has Turned" will be released this evening (8pm EST approx)

Damn dude I’ve had shitty WiFi for a few days. Can’t wait to binge watch all these docs you’ve made in your mom’s basement between your shifts at the Trek bicycle shop.

1 SolomonKull 2018-09-05

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1 SolomonKull 2018-09-05

Good bot.

1 dropngo 2018-09-05

Can't wait to see what you've PrEPared.

1 Thizzordie010 2018-09-05

God damnit Porsalin....don't make me hate you

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

If you like Norton, probably best to not watch this...

1 Thizzordie010 2018-09-05

fuck

1 RapistWithHIV 2018-09-05

Faggot.

1 Thizzordie010 2018-09-05

Sorry that I’m more loyal than that lil worm

1 PatBattle1 2018-09-05

Fuck the backstabbing worm! Opie hired him and he went from living with his parents to making millions and then he stabs the opester in the back and takes the morning drive show. He has no loyalty, just like how he turned his back on Louis!

1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-09-05

Jim Norton is a backstabbing worm--prolapse protruding--in his mustard stained maroon pants in front of the audience. Very very disrespectful.

1 mb0087 2018-09-05

Judas Norton.

1 Damndone101 2018-09-05

Reminder: if Ant had his way, Norton would not have been brought on as 3rd mic.

1 CIAUUU 2018-09-05

Is this true?

1 Patrick-Star- 2018-09-05

No this is Patrick

1 Damndone101 2018-09-05

Yes. It was brought up on air during the originals Opie/Ant saga.

1 undersight 2018-09-05

Opie has always been amazing at finding leading talent. Jim and Anthony lack that ability so they always surround themselves with the same bores they always have.

1 DianaKurlan55 2018-09-05

Fuck it, Porsalin, just compile the scripts you and Beige Frequency wrote for the video and publish it as an ebook.

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-09-05

http://i.imgur.com/TLTZQ8z.jpg

1 TheRealEl2 2018-09-05

You're a Saint on Ert. Why aren't you a mod here?

1 Dagidugidai 2018-09-05

I'm just excited to see what accent you use for this one - I'm going to guess fake German Werner Herzon

1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-09-05

Werner Herzog goddammit

1 Dagidugidai 2018-09-05

Who the fuck is Werner Herzog? I typed Herzon and I meant Herzon. Sticking to it. Fuck all of you.

1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-05

Ever asked yourself why people around you excel while you are seemingly stagnating?

1 wife_swamp 2018-09-05

ahahaha nah dude he's right. the acclaimed director of Gristle Man

1 johnajapanda 2018-09-05

He past.

1 Thizzordie010 2018-09-05

i get off on the brit doc thing

1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-09-05

mah nig

1 deep_legal_shit 2018-09-05

put up a backup in case he dcma's it. getting them to DCMA it is like the biggest trophy, i hope he does

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

Me too. I'll wear that strike like a badge of honor.

1 BeigeFrequency 2018-09-05

lookie lookie miss cookie

1 vosplug 2018-09-05

"I'm not offended by it. I would absolutely tell you if I was. I didn't even watch it."

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

Genuinely.

1 DiploMaFF 2018-09-05

"Yeah someone on twitter sent it to me"

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-05

"I didn't see it, but I heard about it."

1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-05

I maybe saw the first ten minutes of it somewhere but i don't remember. I'd really tell you if i did.

1 Bizzyguy 2018-09-05

"I only saw 3 seconds of it on the way here, lets watch the rest now"

1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-09-05

that would be the best oitcone, tbh.

1 BlobbyKelly00 2018-09-05

"If I was lying I'd tell you".

1 Anchorage99 2018-09-05

"wouldn't mother fuck you guys, if I seen it I'd tell you"

1 RacksDiciprine 2018-09-05

Or "I saw bits and pieces of it"

1 Lickmewhereipee 2018-09-05

Little Jimmy will OD on grapefruit beer ....what happened with Louis ..

1 Monster_Dong 2018-09-05

Careful, I heard Jim once drank 3 beers once and did some wild stuff man

1 Anchorage99 2018-09-05

You mean to tell me that a teenager drank 3 whole beers all to himself? Man, I guess he did have a problem.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-05

The fact that will be 1 in the morning on a weekday in UK makes this even funnier.

Picturing a bleary-eyed filmmaker splicing together clips of Norton pontificating and backstabbing in the wee hours of the morning on a school night

1 BigLebowskiBot 2018-09-05

Is this a... what day is this?

1 HillarysServer 2018-09-05

How long is it?

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

About 73 minutes

1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-05

I'm very pleased about this.

1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-09-05

So much for watching baseball tonight.

1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-09-05

You are absolutely prolific.

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

*pathetic

1 joecoglucci 2018-09-05

Who is working on the nick dipaolo doc? You or the guy from the deep end?

1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-05

I'm very pleased about this

1 tranthasourus 2018-09-05

i can’t wait!

1 jackblack2323 2018-09-05

where do I watch it

1 tranthasourus 2018-09-05

Here stupid idiot

1 mightyqueef 2018-09-05

Shut up, Chip

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-05

Without a trace of irony, I get more excited to see new u/porsalin and u/biegefrequency joints over anything in Hollywood (except the new mel cop movie, of course)

1 kx11 2018-09-05

does it include dominatrix sex ?

1 Bushmage 2018-09-05

My body is ready to never be so wrong about a person.

1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-09-05

Better keep your head on a swivel, or Jim's gonna motherfuck you.

1 age_of_cage 2018-09-05

lol wut? so make a fucking thread then and stop blowing yourself now

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

Man you really want me to notice you bad

1 Reaktif 2018-09-05

Is this a play on "As the Worm Turns"?

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

I'm not sure if the phrase is exclusively British but "The Worm Has Turned" is a fairly common idiom here. Pretty sure it means the same thing as "As The Worm Turns" though.

1 [deleted] 2018-09-05

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1 srgtbarnes 2018-09-05

*had

1 Jungies 2018-09-05

Goddamnit, Porsalin - you think I can maintain an erection for another five hours?!?

I mean, I'll try...

1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-05

Without a doubt he'll be rage-squirming every angle to get this taken off the internet ASAP.

I suppose Part 1 has to focus on what was really the first half of Wormy's adult life: The story of addiction and recovery. The 3 week period one summer, the box of wine a night twice in a row, the final courageous steps to AA. Hello, my name is Jimmy, I'm 18 years old and I'm a wannabe stand-up comedian who heard from my friend Bobby this was a great place to get easy laughs and work on jokes. Because people are obligated to never repeat anything that is talked about here. "Folks, don't you hate waking up in your own vomit and you're like "hey.. well I guess its a good thing there were so few airplane peanuts. Imagine you were using vomit as lube and you were eating peanuts..".

Anyways, these documentaries are the best so I will try and watch it before The Wormster has it removed from YT and then goes on air to describe how "its not about whether I dislike it or not.. i dont care about that.. ".

1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-05

I'm sure sam,Troy and Travis will tell him it's not good.

1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-05

Worms: "ya i dunno.. someone messaged me something but I don't know anything about it.. no seriously.. something about me?"

Travis: "..ya uhh.. its not very good anyways.."

Worms: "..that's fine. that's fine. whatever, hey, yaknow what.. if its funny its funny and I'll be the first to admit it, you know me, seriously, funny is funny"

Worms: "hey, whatever, if people want to waste time on me then I'm flattered [seething begins] and we take shit all the time on this show [heavy fast breathing].. we aren't some fuckin .. like these fuckin republican types you fuckin see being against gays then caught in a restroom fucking some guy up his asshole and [panic attack breathing, rage seething] .. and these... these fuckin HYpocrites... fuckin grrrnn... heeezz... hiiiiiiiiipocrites pieces of SHIT fucking Go fuck thesmelv... ghreeeeeekkkk...

Travis: "Troy.. ya i just saw a minute and its basically not ..its not good".

Wormy: "..ya I dunno what.. i'll try to watch it later and whatever.. knock your socks off. if its funny I'll be the first to give credit. but idunno what .. its on like... the youtubes thing then?"

1 AxelSpott 2018-09-05

I'm more excited than when Jim was first discovering Craigslist T4M Casual Encounters.

1 TangerineReam 2018-09-05

Make sure this gets tweeted at Jimmy. Since Ant is supposedly "off social media for good", the next target for over-the-line savagery should be Jim Norton.

1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-09-05

More excited for this than Always Sunny

1 shamawala 2018-09-05

phenomenal

1 Ant_Sucks 2018-09-05

Norton was another loser shipwrecked on Obscurity Island but thanks to a lucky accident he was rescued by the passing destroyer class USS Opie. Rather than be grateful he conspired with 1st Mate Cumia, rescued from TinNockers Cove and together they mutinied. But not knowing how to steer a ship they ran aground. Opie scuttled the ship. Anthony went looking for booty, but got lost along the way. Norton is the only one still at Sea-rius, but maybe not for long. There's a lot of big fish now, and he's just a little worm.

1 nhlroyalty 2018-09-05

oof.

1 oandauser 2018-09-05

I hope there's at least ten minute son his fake alcoholism.

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

There's a chunk on it near the end - maybe 5 minutes. The theme is mostly about betrayal - not standing by Ant, backstabbing Opie, motherfucking Louie etc...

1 schumeroid 2018-09-05

Age_of_cage eats steamy turds

1 StuttsyThePimp 2018-09-05

Its been said a million times before but the amount of genuine talent that goes into pissing in the face of 50+ year old pathetic shock jocks is really tremendous

1 Opesterino 2018-09-05

looking forward to this 1 !

1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-05

!Remind me 3 hours

1 PhishInVa2 2018-09-05

RemindMe! 3 Hours

1 ElVichoPerro 2018-09-05

Can we get a sneak preview?

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

It's exporting right now - eta about 40 minutes followed by maybe 5-10 mins upload. Come back in an hour and it'll be up!

1 enzo_trash 2018-09-05

whoot whoot!!

1 CamMoses 2018-09-05

Now the sub is bored with Anthony and moving its sights to jimmy. It should be brother weeze, just saying.

1 SalesCunt129 2018-09-05

He is in his 70s and hasn't hidden anything. You can't go after someone who doesn't give a shit

1 CamMoses 2018-09-05

Yes but that seems to be Opie’s only weakness, he’s accepted Bam fucked his wife and moved on

1 jewboy408 2018-09-05

release it when brits are awake dumb cunt

1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2018-09-05

This is my Phantom Menace.

1 Apprehensive_Street 2018-09-05

RemindMe! 9 hours

1 VicDumb 2018-09-05

41 minutes you fuck! Fuck I’m so ready for this!

1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-09-05

Strap in bois

1 BeerCanThick 2018-09-05

This accent for the document-tree is perfect.

1 HillarysServer 2018-09-05

Can't tell whether your high-IQ fanbase Rick and Morty line was a joke or just standard britfaggery from an insulated middle class ponce

I laughed anyway. 10/10. Good work.

1 porsalin 2018-09-05

It was absolutely a joke

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-05

I don't drink anything with bubbles in it, that's a sign of fermentation man. I blow my own.

1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-09-05

Jim Norton is a backstabbing worm--prolapse protruding--in his mustard stained maroon pants in front of the audience. Very very disrespectful.

1 mb0087 2018-09-05

Judas Norton.

1 Damndone101 2018-09-05

Reminder: if Ant had his way, Norton would not have been brought on as 3rd mic.

1 Rainbowuser13 2018-09-05

DON’T YOU KNOW IM IN RECOVERY!!!!!

Jim Norton Documentary "The Worm Has Turned" will be released this evening (8pm EST approx)

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