r/opieandanthony: Is Landau shooting heroin?

Not sure if you’re joking but I was legitimately a heroin addict for many, many years. Those aren’t tracks. They look more like tick bites on a leg than tracks. Almost slightly abscessed. Weird. If they were tracks they’d be closer together and certainly not that fucking far down on the forearm w/ only one close to the “normal spot.”

1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-05

Jesus christ, THAT'S THE BIT!

1 dumbshowreference 2018-09-05

Wow. Not sure how to articulate this... “That’s the bit!” was something so stupid and autistic that Tits used to say so often that it became a funny meme. This is the first time I’ve seen it used here that is actually identical to how that dullard used to use it legitimately. How very meta.

1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-05

You're a retard, dude. I'm trying to start a rumor and your autistic ass is like "ackchually."

1 dumbshowreference 2018-09-05

I started off by saying “I’m not sure if your joking.” I guess reason being I couldn’t possibly imagine that you would be “trying to start a rumor” about an absolute nobody, that nobody cares about and that nobody will see.

Good luck w/ that rumor there, chief.

1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-05

You're so damn gay, bro.

1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-05

The part where I said "run with it" didn't tip you off, I gotta spell it out for you?

1 dumbshowreference 2018-09-05

Fair point but again that’s why I started off w/ “I’m not sure if you’re joking.” Because I couldn’t imagine anyone would give enough of a fuck to want to “start a rumor” about stupid, irrelevant Dave Landough. I’m not even sure if that how his name is spelled. He’s a nobody.

And to the comment that you immediately deleted... I’m “completely” gay..... bro.

1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-05

I can see that clearly now.

1 dumbshowreference 2018-09-05

Glad we’re finally on the same page.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyh_V8L40TU

1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-09-05

https://i.imgur.com/OQNrnIH.jpg

1 dumbshowreference 2018-09-05

I link you some nice Screeching Weasel and you link me a picture of my own penis? You’re an odd dude.

1 SonofSeaBass 2018-09-05

Why because the rain is gone?

...or sumthin?

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-09-05

You should start doing heroin again

1 dumbshowreference 2018-09-05

No, see.... that was just a “bit”. I was just trying to start a rumor about myself.

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-09-05

HAHA HOOOOLYYY SHHIIIIIT

*slaps desk

1 dumbshowreference 2018-09-05

Calm down there, fella. I didn’t even say anything funny. What an odd and unnatural response.

1 ArtiesArteries 2018-09-05

Fluuuuuuids

1 Jani3D 2018-09-05

Are they viscous?

1 Clamdilicus 2018-09-05

It looks like shunts for dialysis.

1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-05

at compound media, they'd surely be race tracks

or sumtin

1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-09-05

How about laugh tracks ? They sure need it...

1 Jani3D 2018-09-05

Both better quips than on the show

1 crookedmile 2018-09-05

He got a little too close while trying to feed his obese wife

1 CasinoIndian 2018-09-05

"Honey... don't you think thats enough hot fudge?"

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-05

The ATKINS... the DEAL A MEAL CARDS!

1 ericthemidget_ 2018-09-05

Yes

1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-09-05

It's his wife's insulin.

1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-09-05

Wouldn’t you?

1 Skank_Sinatra 2018-09-05

Dale Landis is a nobody and no one should care if he is or isn't on sweet ass dope.

1 Dennyislife 2018-09-05

He's trying to inject funny or interesting into him.

Instead he's just bland filler.

1 dionysus187 2018-09-05

"I swear im not doing heroin any more, this is from meth use"

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-09-05

How else could anyone tolerate sitting next to Nana while she goes HAHA HOOOLYYYY SSHHIHIHIIIIIIIT!!!!

1 JustPooch 2018-09-05

It's amazing he can afford the stuff considerig he's an open mic and gets paid next to nothing by Nana.

1 Frequent2001 2018-09-05

i don't know the guy moved out from detroit to new york, ant is probably giving him a substantial amount to co-host it. Probably not what artie was getting but it has to be somewhat decent

1 Jani3D 2018-09-05

NY or LA are only places to "make it". At least he has a non-panera side gig there.

1 revolvingmonk 2018-09-05

Haha he has to donate plasma because Anthony pays less than minimum wage.

1 paulallens 2018-09-05

Is that way everything he says is so fucking tepid? He's just light headed and out of it?

1 cabaretcabaret 2018-09-05

Only a guy with a mohican is bad ass enough to try heroin.

1 Themenwithnoname 2018-09-05

It's gravy.

1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-05

he thinks 'funny' is injectable, but it isn't! I've proved-it in tests.

1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-09-05

This would explain his enthusiasm during the show.

1 DryTeeth 2018-09-05

Yes.

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-05

Being a CP Media co-host enables drug addiction to blind the shame.

1 Ronnybbaby 2018-09-05

Someone check if he wears sleeves for tonights ep.

1 Patmcpsu 2018-09-05

The bad skin hour with Jaundice and The Junkie

1 DickSlit 2018-09-05

They look old to me, if they were current they would be bruising and discolored.

1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-09-05

What a shithole company comepoundme is.

1 jofreal 2018-09-05

The TACS co-host chair drives any man who sits in it towards the white horse. The show's opening music should be the main theme from Requiem for a Dream.

1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-09-05

It's his diabetes medication, you heartless jester.

1 crookedmile 2018-09-05

He got a little too close while trying to feed his obese wife

1 ShitCutterFucker 2018-09-05

When they Hired him to replace Artie I don't think this is what they had in mind

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-09-05

He donates plasma because his wife is eating him out of house and home.

1 sprimusp 2018-09-05

Well, anything that would make him funny

1 Dramburglar 2018-09-05

Wish he would shoot it with a .45 ACP