"Leadership and organizational skills are my strong points" - Can't get his daughter to school on time

34  2018-09-05 by crookedmile

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Joe has been president of his own company since 2000, but has no other work history on his LinkedIn profile. He is 72 years old, so that means he has been without any employment from age 18-54 minus the 4 year stint in the army during peacetime. If this bio doesn’t screen well oiled machine or smooth military operation I don’t know what does.

They probably are,

Hopefully he’ll keep his weak points to himself.

"full-time tribute bands."

anyone got that link to his bands' scheduled performances again?

He also hammered a woman he was sharing a domicile with a fucking frying pan.

He is also eskimo brothers with Jen "Marvin" Cumia. The man faced disgusting long island Marlboro light 100's white trash that Anthony married to prove he was a man to the middle aged neckbeards that he looked up to at his mothers bar.

GREAT pic for a LinkedIn profile

LinkedIn won't let me view that unless I sign in and I deleted that account when I realized it had no impact on my career, is that really the picture he uses for his profile?

'I was in The Army so I know that punctuality and presense are for faggots.'

What an absolute dunce.

Joe should be kicked off for false representation.

I run every job (or show) as close to military operation standards as possible, which in this business, makes me somewhat of an anomaly. 

A grown man wrote this

Keith Maresca.

Check it outtttt