No shirt. No Laughs. No Subscribers.

65  2018-09-04 by doxxbrown

30 comments

he left ykwd in an attic to do cumias show in a basement

And coincidentally all of them were in a closet

I probably run bits into the ground harder and longer and uncutter than anybody else here and even I feel the very deepest embarrassment that this fat older fellow is still stripping for attention.

You do. But you can be funny, unlike this fucking buffoon.

No, you don't understand though: didn't you know that the 2002 movie, Van Wilder, was based off of him, though? Did you hear about that though?

You didn’t hear the story where the fresh prince helped him rob the orient express. it’s a good one.

HERESH DA TING VOLKSH

Without the stupid rose sleeve tattoos, its him!

Goddamnit I just wanna hear the old lady bitch about everyone fucking with him.

Nana, her weird chubby-chasing co-host and this lump of shit. I'm sure it was comedy gold..

Sigh

unzips

He’s probably actually one of their most popular repeat guests (depressing I realize), but with all these podcasts and content floating around out there even his most diehard fat fuck fans aren’t going to hop over the paywall. Maybe Rogan can explain this to Nana when they finally do that show together in mid to late 2019/early to mid 2029/never.

Bert has his own podcast and does every other needless comic podcast too. He's everywhere for free telling the same shot so why pay for it?

Are you suggesting that he’s a tad overexposed, in more ways than one?

We live in a world where Melissa Stettsen and fans of Joe Mattareese have fucking podcasts. Why should anyone give a fuck about either of those things?

I agree with you, but Stetten may be some sort of MeToo red sparrow pulling the hidden strings. If she has a podcast it’s possible to communicate in code with other agents.

he's no Joe Devito.

Who is Joe Devito?!

Landau and Kreischer. don't get no better.

"Ain't it Fun?"

This is the first headliner in months. Booking for this show is so bad

I booked then Stanhope fora phoner this week. What happened?

was looking forward to that

woah this looks like some high end production, the art budget must be eating into the sweet profits over 100,000 subscribers brings in

I'm sick of this untalented Har Mar Superstar wannabe

Bert is a low key racist. One of the few that still likes Owen Benjamin.

OH GOOD. Do we hate this guy? Fucking netflix is trying to shove his special down my throat and I got sick of that FUCKING 'the machine' story half way through the second time I heard it out of hundreds of times. LOL HE DOESN'T WEAR A SHIRT, WHAT A NUT!

Think for yourself numbnuts.

I wasn't asking for approval, I was wondering how well shitting on him would go over here. Given I already made several opinions on him before seeing this I assumed that was evident.

don't wonder if it goes over just say what you feel insecure pandering faggot.

save for the first 7 words thats exactly what I did. If it was the first 7 words only you might have a point, but instead you look like a remedial student.

Ha! He's not wearing a shit even though he's fat!! This guy is a real character!

Watched five minutes, they were laughing and staring at their phones. Atrocious.

Ant wears enough shirts for the both of them.

I can't say it enough. FAKE OUT OF BREATH LAUGHING VOICE is the most obnoxious thing in the world. Hate this fucker. Tell us the machine story again please.

We live in a world where Melissa Stettsen and fans of Joe Mattareese have fucking podcasts. Why should anyone give a fuck about either of those things?