This is Pastor Tony Cumia and his wife Dawn. For years, he decried homosexuality and trans people in the name of “traditional family values,” until he was caught on Grindr sexting a trans camgirl named Sue Lightning. Sent back to obscurity by his congregation, he hanged himself early this morning.

81  2018-09-04 by ProfessorChipperson

30 comments

My heart and prayers go out to Pastor Tony and every pastor in the kingdom. Certainly is not an easy assignment however Christ gives us the strength To finish the race. I decree and declare that none of us will get weary in well doing. My other prayer is that we will find balance, set some priorities straight, get help when needed, take Vacations and Rest.. All in Jesus name. I love our pastors

Amen, brother. Hallelujah.

She has midget appendages.

So does dawn

She's got Megan Fox thumb

I gotta big toe on my thumb!

That gum to tooth ratio is way too high.

Those hamfists.

Why was he dying his hair orange?

The old gals usually go for orange or blue.

Because he wants to become his mother.

Norman Gay-tes.

If only.

Tragic

What a gay photo

I was thinking is this what happened to Tony Orlando and Dawn. But then I realized Dawn was like 3 chicks and tong never seemed very Christian.

What the fuck is Anthony wearing?

I wonder how many men Cumia has convinced not to get HGH and hair transplants.

The fuck is wrong with Dawn’s hands? They are gross. She should be forced to wear mittens at all times.

Dawn did nothing wrong

Pretty disgusting, but at least that pastor's name is not besmirched with pedophilia accusations.

Also he looks more like my Imam, but this is beside the point.

NICE LAWN STUPID!!!!

Mulatto Jim Varney

niggerUm, Jim Varney

Was this Ro’s funeral? He’s only wearing one shirt and it seems quite dressy for him, plus he looks like he’s having a great time.

Goin' for the Troy McClure look.

Give me that Eugene from Hey Arnold.

Say no more.

I’m okay/still hilarious.

Nice hair hat, stupid.

imam cumya

Looks like the lesser known, older Wayan siblings that Keenan didn't put on In Living Color.

I want dawn to give me a handjob while sucking on my nuts

So does dawn

She's got Megan Fox thumb

That gum to tooth ratio is way too high.

Those hamfists.