Someone please write a one page eBook chronicling Anthony's shortcomings and sell it for $0.01 in the General Broadcasting category so Anth gets knocked from #1

162  2018-09-04 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

I would do it, but I already used my 15 minute break and those delicious Panera turkey cranberry clubs aren't going to make themselves.

54 comments

1  gunstore 2018-09-04

This is a great idea.

1  Belchides 2018-09-04

Hey Stacey....thats idea is greattttttt

1  aRTie02150 2018-09-04

Is it really that easy? I have a bunch of bread in the oven right now, I have a few minutes to spare.

1  ToplessNedFlanders 2018-09-04

What kind of bread?

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-04

Tuesday's special is 1/2 bread bowls.

1  aRTie02150 2018-09-04

So glad you asked! Ciabatta, Rye, and Tomato Basil. After this batch it's a bunch of classic white and some whole grain.

1  ToplessNedFlanders 2018-09-04

Nice! I'm working on getting a sourdough starter that finally works (I keep forgetting but I love that bread and I really want to get good at making it at home.) I'm basically just working through the FWSY book.

1  aRTie02150 2018-09-04

if I make bread anywhere outside of Panera, they will send their people after me. I can't risk it.

1  ToplessNedFlanders 2018-09-04

Panera - the illuminati of the bread world.

1  SimpleAxis 2018-09-04

Country parmesan.

1  ghandicumia 2018-09-04

We should contract that guy chuck tingle to write it

1  ChrisMMatthews 2018-09-04

This is honestly a great idea. I'll buy it.

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-09-04

All we'd need to do is get a few hundred copies sold. At $0.01, $2.50 would supplant Anthony. Make the author "/r/opieandanthony", and we're instantly more successful.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2018-09-04

How about we have a giant thread where everyone writes a couple hundred words on something. We can just compile it and maybe have enough.

1  bornrevolution 2018-09-04

Actually not a bad idea. Someone that isn’t me get this ball rolling.

1  hoohootellemkeith 2018-09-04

It’s this type of go getter attitude that has lifted you to the heights of assist to the shift manager.

1  Johnathan_Bgldy 2018-09-04

Feed Nana

1  GottaDeal 2018-09-04

Probably wouldn’t even need more than a dozen or two sold since it’s based on recent sales in the last couple days.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-09-04

I'll buy 100 of them

1  DegenerateLoony 2018-09-04

U/Beigefrequency, you busy?

1  StuntPeckah 2018-09-04

This is a great idea and he's just the guy to get it done with clarity and the exact right tone.

1  DegenerateLoony 2018-09-04

He just delivers the facts, very professional.

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-09-04

He can probably use Dragon Speaks or whatever speech-to-text editor people are using in 2018 on his Youtubes and create the book that way.

1  Belchides 2018-09-04

tsss fus ro dah or sumpting

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-09-04

I dont know if your tag worked /u/beigefrequency

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-09-04

The u always has to be lower-cased.

1  BeigeFrequency 2018-09-04

I think I will be able to finish the series before the book comes out, so we will see what happens.

1  wifflebb 2018-09-04

You should just put a transcription of your videos in a word doc and post it for an /r/ona autist to release it as an e-book for $.01 on Amazon. Proceeds going to BLM.

1  El_Heato 2018-09-04

Just spam post the links to Beige's documentary

1  jwy1982 2018-09-04

Make sure it's labeled as an unauthorized biography, and the cover doesn't use any copyright protected photos of him.

Maybe one of the fine illustrators here can donate a cover image.

1  PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-04

Feed Nana

1  Johnathan_Bgldy 2018-09-04

truly this century's Mona Lisa.

1  Belchides 2018-09-04

That scary book cover of Ant that someone posted as a parody of that kids book.

1  PFCBloodFart 2018-09-04

That would be awesome for an anthology of tranthony stories

1  BuffaloWingsSoldier 2018-09-04

The cover image could be that clay former head

1  Toss__Pot 2018-09-04

vurry good.

How qickly can we get this done? An unauthorized bio.

1  lilGwangi 2018-09-04

As an added burn, donate all profit to the NAACP.

1  Belchides 2018-09-04

woah woah slow down there partner.

1  Belchides 2018-09-04

Cumia of Arabia

1  deep_legal_shit 2018-09-04

can anyone link me to that one thread that broke down the lonelygirl affair? i want to read that guy's confession where he admitted he was divorced/unemployed and did not even just to troll or catfish but cause he liked the attention he got when pretending to be a teen girl online

1  Pud_Suckley 2018-09-04

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/7oqfhd/anthony_cumia_and_selfcuttinggirl/?st=jlohe6o5&sh=f961dc16

The catfisher's post is the 2nd link.

1  deep_legal_shit 2018-09-04

ty!

1  HolidayWaltz 2018-09-04

Too autistic for me. My car stops here.

1  PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-04

Bye

1  HolidayWaltz 2018-09-04

Bye....

1  bourbon-poo-poo 2018-09-04

This is how to do it:

Just get any PDF that’s like 20 pages. Go on createspace.com and make a book, make it as cheap as possible (even a kindle ebook). And you can publish it direct to amazon.

The content is irrelevant. Upload a manual for your stereo. No one looks at the content.

1  RobertMugabeIsACrook 2018-09-04

That could technically get taken down for copyright or whatever - it would be just as easy to generate a PDF with nonsense and then they wouldn't be able to touch it at all. Or something from Library of Babel.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2018-09-04

Though that's a very easy option, Anthony would certainly try his damndest to get it pulled. If done properly we could actually outsell his book legitimately lmao.

1  Tom_Stall 2018-09-04

/u/gab-a-ghoul, you were talking about doing this a few hours ago and here it is. Spooky! I guess "Parallel thinking" is real.

1  tjdon 2018-09-04

Sell it for a dollar at least. Let him get a dinner out of it. Or just transcribe the beige documentary format it and call it a book. I’d pay nearly 5$ for that.

1  ghandicumia 2018-09-04

I emailed Chuck tingle. I may just write a book myself called anthony cumia is a faggot.

1  HaggleHebrewitz 2018-09-04

this is good

1  Ant_Sucks 2018-09-04

Call it: The Rise And Fall and Fall Again of the Moor, Anthony Cumia with a nice illustrated cover.

Something like this. https://www.kobo.com/ch/fr/ebook/othello-the-moor-of-venice-7

Like all good biographies it must begin with some family history, beginning in Wadi Al Qumiyah, all the way up to when he choked Dani (basically the plot of Othello).

1  HaggleHebrewitz 2018-09-04

hey /u/beigefrequency do you have a transcript of your nana documentary series? want to just copy and paste that and publish?

1  beier5 2018-09-04

Has someone already started or should I keep writing?

1  BigDummyIsSexy 2018-09-04

It hasn't been #1 for a while. It's down to #10 now.

1  dionysus187 2018-09-04

Do a search of this sub for things like nana, anthony, all the nick names used around here in the past while. Sort by top, copy paste the posts.

1  TJMaxxGurl 2018-09-04

Can anyone get Ian Halprin for the forward?

1  teelrb 2018-09-04

Just use an audio transcriber for the documentaries and there's yiue book.

1  aRTie02150 2018-09-04

if I make bread anywhere outside of Panera, they will send their people after me. I can't risk it.

1  RobertMugabeIsACrook 2018-09-04

That could technically get taken down for copyright or whatever - it would be just as easy to generate a PDF with nonsense and then they wouldn't be able to touch it at all. Or something from Library of Babel.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2018-09-04

Though that's a very easy option, Anthony would certainly try his damndest to get it pulled. If done properly we could actually outsell his book legitimately lmao.