To Gregg, From Bam, Congrats on the Podcast!!

350  2018-09-04 by bourbon-poo-poo

105 comments

So glad to see Bam staying up with Gregg, it's really sweet the two have maintained a good friendship. Unlike that tranny Anthony who has to keep burning all his bridges!!!

This subreddit is a magical place! I'm fucking howling brotherman!

Meme magic.

Opie rules.

He really does. He keeps all his friends, he has a free podcast, and he doesn't swallow kid spit like Joe Cumia.

I love every single one of you bastards!!!

That's incredible.

Okay now that we heard from Phil what does Bam think?

I thought that was don vito

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Bam looks like a Sesame Street Muppet in recovery.

He looks almost worse than Artie

Artie has a Mr.Potato Head nose

Pretty accurate except for the “in recovery” part.

I live a double life, but you maniacs mean everything to me.

at this point, he has to enjoy these as much as we do

If Opie acknowledges this and is a good sport about it, I forgive every shitty thing he has done and will do in the future

Don't worry - Gregg Opie Hughes will disappoint.

I know it's bad-form to shit on Opie around here nowadays....which isn't surprising, given how vile & disgusting Anthony Cumia is...

But Opie Hughes is still a cock. Not nearly as repugnant as Anthony...but, it would be the best face turn of all time....if this mother fucker actually took this & was funny about it for once in his life.

I would say Opie is a very zen person, he wouldn't react right away and irresponsibly like grant cum, but he will deliver down the road

I'm guessing he will LEAVE IT ALONE

What's there to forgive brothaman?

he forgot to thank gregg for raising his kid.

It's a thankless job.

I do a lot of shit that goes unnoticed around here, a lot of shit.

This is about two months old.

Bam costs 50 bucks on Cameo. Stuttering John costs 45.

Tom Scharplin went through this whole sight a month ago and tore that site apart.

No this is a new one. I just had it made. The other was the shoutout to Greg from Linsey! :)

Link to the other one?

What a fat fuck.

From one entrepreneur to another

Bam's not aging well.

He's aging almost as badly as Nana.

Wouldn't say so at least bam looks like a male person

Bam is unhealthy.

Look at his father and uncle.

Genetics are not on his side.

Nikki Potnick had a rough couple of years

Looks like he has a fast food grill in his kitchen, no wonder he's so fat.

CKY2Kake

Hell yeah dude this rules.

I realize Opie hate is passe at the moment, but I really hope this has been tweeted to him.

This sounds like a random man on the street that Ronnie B would goof on. Bam has fallen quite far, indeed.

I can't believe this shit anymore

I kinda feel bad for Bam, he looks like shit. All his fault I know but still, shitty thing to happen. I remember her mom talking in an interview saying becoming Phil is his worst nightmare, that was before he became him.

Yea but... he’ll still have more money and pussy then anyone on this sub probably. Fuck feeling bad for celebrities

You think? Selling video greetings for 50 bucks isn't saying he's broke as fuck? I don't think money and pussy is everything in the world and I'm pretty sure he'd give it all back just to get his best friend alive again.

Look buddy, if I could do video greetings for 50 bucks I’d be pretty darn happy

If you accept chaturbate tokens i'd like to place an order.

That's marriage material!

Yes but how many are you going to sell a day? A week? Thats the point. You can make money by literally standing on a corner

But would you trade it all to get Ryan Dunn back?

I don't think money and pussy is everything in the world

Ok money and a cock up the ass in your case.

I was quoting a poster above me, actually.

MTV doesn't re-run reality shows from a decade ago. and he probably doesn't get much money from residuals from Jackass films.

There's a skateboard competition called King of the Road (there's a show of it on Viceland, it's great) and Bam Margera so far is the only random guest appearance that has just stayed with the team. He's been with them for like 4 days in a row, just hanging out. It's odd.

He hasn't done shit though. They took the team picture and he was MIA. Probably banging up some heroin in the van

2:04 on this video, Bam says 'Dunn can't drive for shit.'

https://youtu.be/exghHCeCuiQ

lol that dude started gaining weight as soon as he stepped off his stupid skateboard

or after his best friend was torn into a thousand pieces lol

Camp Kill Yourself should have killed himself.

Camp Eat Yourself To Death

You know who doesnt look like theyre doing great...

Who??????

Anthony, Joe, Norton, Artie, Matarese?

Michelle McNamara

Bam has no class, you fuck a man's wife, you don't compliment him on his podcast.

that’s not true

So he works in a kitchen now?

Inagine three of those thick fingers in Lynsi’s pink, the fat pinky in the stink.

Wow he looks like shit

The all-merciful Opester can forgive even those with the most severe indiscretions acts towards him...Don Vito clearly expresses a gratefulness at this moment.

thats homeless mustard

Fat fucker.

This is almost sad to look at. If he got on a skateboard he would embarrass himself.

Thank you for your service

I'm a regular guest speaker at rehab and detox centers and he looks so much worse than the average drunk in there, wow.

That’s why he’s developing some solid neck rolls now to hide them.

can someone explain this to me?

Apparently Bam used to fuck Opie's wife before she was Opie's wife. The joke is that Opie's children were fathered by Bam. So to get Bam to leave a message for Opie rules. This hurts Opie to his core, supposedly there was a sex tape, and Opie filed a massive lawsuit over it's possible existence.

i know all that. I meant how did u get bam to do this?

Sorry!! There's this website cameo.com , and you can go there and pay Z-list celebrities like $10 - $50 or so to do a custom little shout out. I also got one from Rebecca Black for my ex-wife/kid.

I was trying to find someone to do one for Anthony, I sent one to a magician to do like a magic trick and say "anthony this trick is for you, poof it disappeared, like your twitter account" but haven't got one yet haha.

oh that is so funny nice

cameo.com

I learned so much from this sub.

I had no idea these existed. I went to the site and watched some of the Tommy Lee. They are fucking painful! And lee gets $250 a shoot.

So that's what happened to Andy Milonakis.

Bam is just wishing him well that's all.

What’s Bams connection to Greg.

Apparently Bam used to fuck Opie's wife before she was Opie's wife. The joke is that Opie's children were fathered by Bam. So to get Bam to leave a message for Opie rules. This hurts Opie to his core, supposedly there was a sex tape, and Opie filed a massive lawsuit over it's possible existence.

Sorry I’m a little late to the party.

Disgruntled fired employee was spreading rumours about Opie raising Bam's kids to the tabloids back in the day. Opie got all pissed about it and a fight in the studio broke out.

Bam's lookin' like Phil.

My god. He aged like he became a millionaire at far to young of an age.

that’s so cool. if bam new the story he would for sure be hella cool to opie. i know, because i’m a faggot

He's got a Phil vibe going these days.

Ham Margera

He looks like Mark the bagger now

Bam still has his psycho mom's eyes.

When did Dave Landau join Cameo?

Bam Margera is decomposing at the same rate as Ryan Dunn.

Wow, he looks older than I.

Cheers, grandpa!

Fucking bravo to whoever did this.

Bam is changing into his Dad right before our eyes...

Wonder if his son is going to run into the bathroom and yank him off the toilet?

I thought he was his stepdad.

Hahahaha bravo

God damn he looks like shit

I love you guys

He's really starting to look like his dad

Wonder how skint he is.

Who'd have thought Stevo would have his shit more together than Bam.

This for me confirms Bam fucked Opies wife.

Erock finally grew out of his retard face.

He's looking haggard. Where's brandon d. when you need him

What in the actual fuck is that thing and why does he sound sort of like Bam Margera?

god how much weight has that fat fuck gained?

I haven't listened to Opie's show,am I missing anything?

Ear cancer.

Fatso McBam ,looks like Lyndsey chose correctly.

Bam should congratulate The Opster on the birth of his child.

No this is a new one. I just had it made. The other was the shoutout to Greg from Linsey! :)

Sorry I’m a little late to the party.

Wouldn't say so at least bam looks like a male person

I would say Opie is a very zen person, he wouldn't react right away and irresponsibly like grant cum, but he will deliver down the road

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