This is one of the better photos of him, and he’s still hideous. That sad cotton candy hair and ludicrous complexion...gross! No wonder he has to pay a muscle-bound Long Island 4 to be his friend.
The pocks hadn't "popped" yet in this one. The skin cells at the base of his cheek pores hadn't mutated into a conglomerate cyst puss-bag, full of dirt and sweaty alcoholic grease, seeping back down into the pores while scabs of dry tumor formed bubbles at the top of the skin, eventually gaining pressure from the density of filth and carcinoma building up from the base of the pores up to the bubble scabs, which finally caused the bubbles to "pop" and release the wet stench of old skin cells and grease that festered below, leaving behind the trademark pock craters.
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Witnesses reported that Cumia now walks the streets of NYC holding an 8X10 of Sam Roberts face next to his own. The most common response is " Who's the Greek god with the photo of a Whoville cadaver?"
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1 Edgartooth 2018-09-03
This is one of the better photos of him, and he’s still hideous. That sad cotton candy hair and ludicrous complexion...gross! No wonder he has to pay a muscle-bound Long Island 4 to be his friend.
1 Johnathan_Bgldy 2018-09-03
The pocks hadn't "popped" yet in this one. The skin cells at the base of his cheek pores hadn't mutated into a conglomerate cyst puss-bag, full of dirt and sweaty alcoholic grease, seeping back down into the pores while scabs of dry tumor formed bubbles at the top of the skin, eventually gaining pressure from the density of filth and carcinoma building up from the base of the pores up to the bubble scabs, which finally caused the bubbles to "pop" and release the wet stench of old skin cells and grease that festered below, leaving behind the trademark pock craters.
1 Opprobriousness 2018-09-03
Yeah, he looks like shit.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-03
You don't know, you're just a conglomerate cyst puss-bag
1 Sueable 2018-09-03
Hes not managing it. It’s in complete control.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-09-03
I thought this was the finished Cumia mask that guy was making at first.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-03
/u/clayformer, comment about the failed enterprise you wasted thousands on?
1 Mintwa 2018-09-03
He probably went into a deep depression having to look at Cumia photos and trying to replicate his hideous visage.
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-09-03
Stupid redbar faggot wanted $400 a mask
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-09-03
It's un-beauty treatment. Xanax skincare + golden showers.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-03
The inspiration for Ren of 'and Stimpy' fame
1 ilujan 2018-09-03
Is this the clay sculpture that blind lady did in the Lionel Ritchie video?
1 darksight9099 2018-09-03
I wonder how much spackle it took to fill those craters.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-09-03
He has weird bug eyes
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-03
That kind of ugliness comes from the soul
1 harriswill 2018-09-03
Ant Szyslack
1 flibbovic 2018-09-03
Cumia spend thousands for that hair and it still looks like a wig.
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1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-09-03
He must constantly smell like stale Budweiser.
1 kencat100 2018-09-03
Witnesses reported that Cumia now walks the streets of NYC holding an 8X10 of Sam Roberts face next to his own. The most common response is " Who's the Greek god with the photo of a Whoville cadaver?"