It. Is. Time.
0 2018-09-03 by TheRocketRosenthal
You know, Labor Day is a fitting day to reveal myself. A few months ago I asked my friend to do me a mitzvah. I said "find me the toughest subreddit out there." And he didn't even hesitate. He said "the O+A subreddit is brutal. Funny. Dynamic. It's the big time." So I said "that's where I'll go". So I came here. And I read your posts. I got your "jokes" and I soaked it all in.
What I found was a collection of the biggest, dumbest, redditors on the planet. A bunch of hillbilly's. (Pause for effect to let this unexpected heel turn sink in)
And I am here to tell you all that I now own this subreddit. And I am now taking my place as the undisputed O+A subreddit champion. (Pause for expected applause but only get boos)
And if any of you rednecks don't like it you know where to find me. And don't worry, I'll make sure to hit you with "The Rocket's Red Glare" then pin you 1, 2, 3.
I'm Randy "The Rocket" Rosenthal. I am America, and from here on in, you're playing MY game. (Fade to Black while the national anthem plays)
11 comments
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-09-03
On a sub that frequently posts gay/tranny porn you have managed to make the gayest post I've ever seen. Congratulations, you enormous faggot.
1 Sueable 2018-09-03
Accurate my post history is mainly guys getting fisted.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-03
nobody cares
1 Soundboard_Fez 2018-09-03
His waifu cares.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-03
I hope his waifu takes a kniafu and stabs him in the faceiu
1 246h8 2018-09-03
Take your LARPing faggotry back to squaredcircle you fucking simp.
1 TheRocketRosenthal 2018-09-03
Exactly the reactions that I would expect from a bunch of slack jawed simians. You're playing by Rocket Rules now. Get used to it!
1 PHDinSounding 2018-09-03
Post nudes or gtfo.
1 homerj123 2018-09-03
What's your Hebrew name?
1 Skip4play 2018-09-03
Fagstein
1 Billyassman 2018-09-03
On your knees,jew boy. and start tossing the salad.