You can't list a single thing funnier than: "I didn't want to bring up reddit, I really didn't want to bring them up because, because they've done nothing but give me a problem..."

113  2018-09-03 by ChadKensingtonBulge

You can't.

48 comments

Man. I live a decent life. I have hobbies and friends and people who love me and watching that fucking Peoples Court episode was one of the happiest and most memorable times of my adult life.

I cheered when he brought it up.

They said we don't affect their lives. He brought us up on a nationally televised show. There's will never be a win bigger than that. That's the top of the mountain right there.

I mean, how did it go so far? It’s amazing.

Then u/killakuhn planted a flag on that mountain

by simultaneously planting his kid's head into concrete.

it was a set-up

We wuz framed

I was cheering too and I've never seen a more disgusted look on my girlfriend's face.

My girlfriend asked what I was laughing at, and to her credit when I explained it and showed her, she laughed at Joe too.

Like you two, I also have an imaginary girlfriend.

She loved that People's Court episode.

I killed my imaginary girlfriend

She would always laugh after the colored men got done digging me out

Fuckin cunt.

By girlfriend, I meant my cellmate, he's in for stealing a soundbar or some dumb shit.

he's in for stealing a soundbar

Perhaps more than that

I showed the beigefrequeny docs to my girlfriend and shes amazed at this world now.

I also have a local gal I’ve been stalking who I call a “girlfriend.” The People’s Court has frequently come up in the threatening notes I leave for her.

I've watched the birth of 2 of my children, and when the judge says "unfortunately racists can enter contracts" and joe says "THANK YOU" is a close third

Watching it again this was my favourite part. And any meme that came out the sub like IMAGUR and the manipulation shit.

I hope you watch the rape of your children too!!! Just joshin' ya fella, I haven't posted in a couple weeks and wanted to say something mean to get back into the swing of things.

Anthony will see what you just typed as something so inconceivable and unattainable, that he'll cognitive dissonance it away and accuse you of eating pizza rolls in your Mom's basement.

i still remember watching it live on StinkKFC's stream, its was such a great moment when joe gave a shout out to this place

That Julian Casablancas stunt double almost ruined the stream, but ultimately everything went off without nothing but joy. Good fucking times.

That’s a little far fetched

That was the best part for me. The only thing joe told the truth about and she flat out called him a liar.

"I dont even care about the money I just wanted to get a national platform to discuss these cyber terrorists and let the world know" "Ill take that money though"

What a true selfless American hero.

Yeah I can: Anthony, on his knees, sobbing in the middle of a cornfield while a gang of blacks beat Joe to death with metal baseball bats. "He's still breathing" Anthony pleads through tears "Leave him alone". One of the black men walks toward him and slams the bat into Ants chest. Anthony is then ruthlessly beaten. They're then both, still breathing, buried alive in a shallow grave after being stripped to there underwear.

That just made me chub up a bit.

Betrayed by their own kind. Brutal.

Wonderful.

You're all so talented.

I liked how she cut him off. So he brought up Reddit for no reason. He got nothing out of it.

Unfortunately if you watch closer around this part you can kind of tell tell it’s an edit point for the show.

Joe had most likely launched into a soliloquy about this place, but the show edited it for time keeping purposes and threw in her interruption to keep timing right.

It’s unfortunate, the people in that room probably heard some glorious shit

Would be something if they had a "box set" with extras,outtakes and bloopers for the episode

It would have been way funnier if he actually did bring it up, and for no reason at all.

It was better this way. He couldn’t even help himself. We’ve consumed his weird little half empty brain like Ant consumed Sue’s weird little penis.

It's those terrorists over at imgur that are the real problem.

I think you mean "image-ur"

I don’t know dude. Up until last week I would have agreed with you, but Anthony’s Venmo to Sue makes my knees wiggle back and forth with uncomfortable giddiness.

Did I miss something?

Apparently. Where the fuck have you been?

Outta town for four days. Wanna be nice and tell me what I missed, sweety?

Sue's Venmo account has public contacts and one of them is Anthony.

I expect improvement out of you because this lapse of attention is unacceptable.

yup. start scrolling the subreddit faggot

I was in da wilderness, goombah. The tree (on my house) didn't have wi-fi.

it was like a reddit infomercial.

For me it was the slow burn that came about ten minutes after watching the video, when I realised that Joe had brought up (unprompted, all by himself) that people keep calling him a paedophile - and then hadn't denied it.

That one got me good.

When I realised he'd brought up the accusations not once, but three times - even though no one else had mentioned it and it wasn't related to the case - on national television like it was something he desperately wanted everyone to know... fuck it, I'm laughing now.

It's not brought up enough that he fucking lied in "court" about the validity of the screenshots of him being racist.

The chat playing on youutbe as we were watching it was amazing.

Totally not a pedo your honor

Ants mom's funeral guestbook was pretty funny

If you were following that whole saga it was magnificient. Seeing Joe on TV discuss pedofile accusations, it was fucking poetry. And Joe's tie-in with the Kuhn case is also an interesting side part of that story

Can we talk about how he pronounces his surname as Qu-mia? which is it?

I mean, how did it go so far? It’s amazing.

Then u/killakuhn planted a flag on that mountain