We thought Sam Roberts was just getting uglier with age. Turns out there's an actual medical condition that causes all these features to slowly worsen and it's due to receiving human growth hormone injections too late in life.
He got daily HGH injections for years starting when he was 13. You start developing acromegaly if you get injections after your growth plates close, meaning his mom absolutely could've tried to fit in a few extra shots too late.
people grow during 13-18. thats puberty, he was developing very slow so his dad put him on a cycle to fasten up the pace of his bone growth. you think maybe instead of sam having this, that god just really hates him?
Well congratulations to the Roberts, they certainly accelerated his bone growth. Unfortunately it all went to his forehead and feet.
I'm just pointing out that it's a strange coincidence Sam has a bizarre, homo erectus-like skeletal structure and there is a HGH-related condition that causes many of these malformations. You could also be right though; he could just have shit genes.
Holy shit I totally forgot that they used to call Sam a Twink and blob jelly had a crush on him. He really has devolved into some type of mutant Neanderthal.
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1 FoundryLogo 2018-09-02
We thought Sam Roberts was just getting uglier with age. Turns out there's an actual medical condition that causes all these features to slowly worsen and it's due to receiving human growth hormone injections too late in life.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-02
he got it when he was 13 not 20
1 FoundryLogo 2018-09-02
He got daily HGH injections for years starting when he was 13. You start developing acromegaly if you get injections after your growth plates close, meaning his mom absolutely could've tried to fit in a few extra shots too late.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-02
people grow during 13-18. thats puberty, he was developing very slow so his dad put him on a cycle to fasten up the pace of his bone growth. you think maybe instead of sam having this, that god just really hates him?
1 FoundryLogo 2018-09-02
Well congratulations to the Roberts, they certainly accelerated his bone growth. Unfortunately it all went to his forehead and feet.
I'm just pointing out that it's a strange coincidence Sam has a bizarre, homo erectus-like skeletal structure and there is a HGH-related condition that causes many of these malformations. You could also be right though; he could just have shit genes.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-09-02
he should buy wrangler then
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-02
No he would snort and guffaw in dirision at such at option
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-02
if god didnt hate him he wouldnt have sealed off his penis
1 Dennyislife 2018-09-02
Isn't this what Andre the giant had?
Sam's a freak but I don't think he's got that.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-02
Yeah, comparing Sammy Pissballoon to Andre The Giant is unacceptable.
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-02
more like acromediocrity
1 late_50s_why 2018-09-02
those roberts are not good parents huh
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-02
I don't see how they couldn't be. They spend all their time coddling him.
1 SuperToes845 2018-09-02
can "become life-threatening".
Not soon enough!
1 MCLyleStyle 2018-09-02
Holy shit I totally forgot that they used to call Sam a Twink and blob jelly had a crush on him. He really has devolved into some type of mutant Neanderthal.
1 fartpoop22 2018-09-02
paging /u/drsteve103
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-02
Uhhhh male fluuuuuids
1 joeythew 2018-09-02
Same disease as Rondo Hatton aka "The Creeper" from several 1940 movies such as House of Horrors.
https://imgur.com/a/E7HrLe1