It's the kind of "joke" that if a girl I wanted to fuck made, at best I'd be able to force a fake, pained smile. Laughter (fake or otherwise) would be impossible, unless I was picturing caving her head in with a spanner.
It's the kind of "joke" that if a girl I wanted to fuck made, at best I'd be able to force a fake, pained smile. Laughter (fake or otherwise) would be impossible, unless I was picturing caving her head in with a spanner.
18 comments
1 vosplug 2018-09-01
Sad thing is, in "safe" rooms, she'd kill with that shitty line.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-01
It's the kind of "joke" that if a girl I wanted to fuck made, at best I'd be able to force a fake, pained smile. Laughter (fake or otherwise) would be impossible, unless I was picturing caving her head in with a spanner.
1 MarioPennington 2018-09-01
Haha like oh wow cuz its totally uh and yeah!
1 peckaface 2018-09-01
oof
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-01
have you seen that cute commercial where baby kids tell corny dad jokes
this is like that except its good to hit women
1 Randal_X2 2018-09-01
Cunts.
1 ChadKensingtonBulge 2018-09-01
Wish she'd get a candle called Gas Can And a Match
1 SoreNun 2018-09-01
Hold on hold on. There's the bit, there it is. We got a bit going, guys. Snoway, what you got for us?
1 TheElDan 2018-09-01
oof
1 quasi100 2018-09-01
Anna Foleys comment is...against all odds...somehow worse
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-01
Fuck i hate fucking Twitter
1 toe_trigger 2018-09-01
'She's genuinely funny, dude. It's not just an I want to fuck her thing. Honestly, I'd tell you if I was lying. Truly.'
1 crookedmile 2018-09-01
I'd still fuck her mouth and asshole
1 Peckas1 2018-09-01
In her defense, at least she tried a subject matter other than her sex life.
1 fatshamers 2018-09-01
Yeah, I guess the Bed Bath and Beyond route is better than making fun of Ikea or talking about how raw her cunt is from fucking strangers.
1 thissiteruinedme 2018-09-01
If I knew her she'd be the least funny person I know.
1 holodog 2018-09-01
Hahaha candle jail! That doesn't actually exist!
1 Billyassman 2018-09-01
I,now shit on women..
1 sink_tinkler 2018-09-01
Nice punctuation, stupid.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-01
It's the kind of "joke" that if a girl I wanted to fuck made, at best I'd be able to force a fake, pained smile. Laughter (fake or otherwise) would be impossible, unless I was picturing caving her head in with a spanner.