r/opieandanthony: Brother Joe is playing a gig near me in the near future and I'm planning to go...

Brother Joe is playing a gig near me in the near future and I'm planning to go...

67 2018-09-01 by Wolosocu

Mostly for the LOLs.

I'll go ahead and live stream the show too. I was also thinking of leaving him a bottle labeled "Child Spit".

Any other suggestions?

53 comments

1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-09-01

For the love of God, if you really need a soundbar leave your kid at home while you handle that.

1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-01

Or just watch out for oncoming traffic at intersections

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-09-01

Fuck that. If you can dodge traffic in Grand Theft Auto, you can dodge traffic in real life.

1 BreastWood_One 2018-09-01

^ good point

1 VicDumb 2018-09-01

Or at least just take the time to strap your kid into his car seat.

1 late_50s_why 2018-09-01

Let's crowd source the money if he really want a sound bar

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-09-01

A general suggestion would be not to beat your wife with a pan or getting blackout drink and punching and biting your 12 year old looking girlfriend.

1 RapistWithHIV 2018-09-01

No promises.

1 Sockucucka 2018-09-01

I was so hoping the title would continue ....out with a bang.

1 ClickClackShotgun 2018-09-01

I was hoping for a vos date.

1 tjdon 2018-09-01

Get offended and complain to management. Ask for your $2 back.

1 PatBattle1 2018-09-01

Brother Joe puts on an awesome show, the 2011 rotgut reunion show is the best concert I've been to. He even stayed after the show to sign autographs and take pictures for free! Cant wait to see the new singers he has hired for 2u and almost journey.

1 NISYROS1981 2018-09-01

Eat a dick

1 shimshammcgraw 2018-09-01

I upvoted this thinking it was a joke. God bless you pat.

1 imcrapyall 2018-09-01

Have you ever seen anyone else play live?

1 PatBattle1 2018-09-01

been to gathering of the juggalos twice. also seen tons of local bands at the indian casino I go to.

1 imcrapyall 2018-09-01

Ah a cultured man i see.

1 ChipFromTheShow 2018-09-01

Hey man, really digging the positive vibes.

Rock on.

1 cbanks420lol 2018-09-01

PatBattle, what's your take on Opie smashing everyone's cake on twitter?

1 SweetBunsxo 2018-09-01

Dress in short shorts and dance like Elaine the whole time

1 JimandFred 2018-09-01

don't livestream. just recorded and put it up on here and r/cringe afterwards. make him feel comfortable.

1 tjdon 2018-09-01

Joe plays in places that are in towns I would never stop in. Imagine finding these shitholes to go watch him play to nobody and try to act like a rockstar.

1 Cptbaldopie 2018-09-01

Wear one of the nana masks.

1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-01

You should act like a huge fan as a goof. Say he’s your favorite minor celebrity’s sibling. Be sure to take a picture with him.

1 ChipFromTheShow 2018-09-01

Be sure to bring the widest lens you own too.

1 MrMaloonigansBacon 2018-09-01

Where’s the show? Let’s all have a meet up. I’ll make “Solo Joe Pedo Show” shirts

1 BreastWood_One 2018-09-01

just hold up a sign that says "Online terrorism is a problem" halfway through his set if you can make it that far please record

1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-09-01

I know a mail order catalog where you can get a Carcano rifle for cheap.

1 Dagidugidai 2018-09-01

Be overly enthusiastic at the gig and try and get the audience really pumped up - strongly imply that the band paid you to be there and do that shit

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-09-01

They do these cover songs you'd swear it was the same shitty bands who peaked in the 80s.

1 Twatsmash 2018-09-01

Take one of those guns he loves so much and shoot him in the dick.

1 SoreNun 2018-09-01

How about a bomb vest?

1 SoreNun 2018-09-01

Wear a t-shirt with a picture printed on the front. Be as subtle or as direct as you want - Horrified Black Guy from the People's Court episode, for example.

And be sure to wear a short sleeve flannel over it.

1 TheRealHuskies 2018-09-01

I hope he ends up like Dimebag Daryll, done in by the begriefed father of a child who's spit Joe shortchanged for.

1 ghandicumia 2018-09-01

What does he give for a litre of child spit these days

1 consensualsexnovd 2018-09-01

Pretend like you only recognize him from People's Court and strike up a convo about online terrorists

1 vosplug 2018-09-01

Tell him you're a lawyer and you cited his court case as precedent for racists being legally allowed to enter contracts.

1 ManbadFerrara 2018-09-01

Make a bunch of print outs of his tweets and leave them around the club right before he goes on.

1 fartpoop22 2018-09-01

get a job as a pyrotechnics engineer and then great white the whole place

1 ManlyEmbrace 2018-09-01

If he is taking requests go for Oh Dara by The Brothers Cumia.

1 Patmcpsu 2018-09-01

Dress in SAMCRO clothes

1 Eodr 2018-09-01

Make a "I'm not a pedophile", sign and make him see it.

1 doxxbrown 2018-09-01

Go to a print shop and make one of those giant heads that you see at college basketball games with this picture

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-01

Print out a packet of his racist tweets and anonymously slip it to the club owner a week before the gig

1 Youseeonlydarkness 2018-09-01

Go up to him after the show and tell him you post on this sub. He'll probably laugh nervously and say "I hope you're not one of those jerks that messes with me and my brother", then make some excuse to leave and tweet about how he beat up some troll that tried to confront him.

1 SalesCunt129 2018-09-01

Get the an imprint of the Farberware logo on your face and wear a black wig so you can go as his trashy ginzo ex wife.

1 SalesCunt129 2018-09-01

Get a Vizio sound bar and bring it to the gig to give him as a gift. Be sure to steal it though.

He can use it to play those Chinese eBay guitars.

1 satanssockpuppet 2018-09-01

Just scream "FREEBIRD" incessantly between every song. And try to stagedive too.

1 enzo_trash 2018-09-01

Custom fan t-shirt with killa kuhns face

then get him to sign it

1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-09-01

Hold up a feed nana sign.