There were a lot of rumors. Stories. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Doxxing his fans, abandoning his mom, the grandma hips, the child grooming...

200  2018-09-01 by WhatTooReal

21 comments

The Opester always wins

Except at spawning nonretarded daughters.

We don’t go for that kind of talk here.

Kill a toddler, we got you fam.

Disparage one, you're about a piece of shit. Take that trash outta here!

*Kill a BLACK toddler, we got you fan.

"Hell yeah brother"

Linger longer fuckface

Whoa whoa

Mods ban this filth

Leave it alone.

You're human garbage.

lol

Do we like Opie now? I can't keep track anymore.

Bruthaman!!

The lack of punctuation for the top line (or presence thereof for the bottom) is setting off some kind of irrational rage reaction. I should probably see a doctor.

Oh hello doctor Daniels. What time you got.

Opie spent years of anguish TRYING to establish a better bond with his mother. Ant's mother was the prototypical parent who cared and provided for her children and she died sodden with piss, confused.....and unloved.

You know, I forgot that Joseph Sr., like most African-American fathers, abandoned his family. This means poor Rosemarie raised one good daughter and two Moorish finocchios on a cocktail waitress salary for basically their entire childhood. Now, we all know that "cocktail waitress" is code for shtupping on the Cross Island Parkway for supplemental income, but that makes all her hooking, sacrifices, and devotion to her crackhead children all the more meaningful.

And really highlights how incredibly vile, despicable, and wholly selfish Anthony's refusal to visit his dying and deteriorating mother was. We like to joke, but I'm being completely serious that making a conscious decision to abandon your doting mother while she is consumed by the ravages of Alzheimer's the most reprehensible and hateable thing Anthony has ever done in his entire life. And his almost jovial attitude as he tries to justify himself to Ron really belies what an utter garbage human he is. "What, like she'd remember? I had all these good memories of her, why would I want to ruin them?"

Alzheimer's patients remember weird things including who visited when and how often because it's out of their routine. She undoubtedly went to her final sleep regretting ever giving caring for Cunthony.

Counterpoint: why would Anthony want to be sad?

One for opie

Love Opie.

Got doxxed. Nothing happened. Your 9 fans are shit, Nana.

And its FREE.