If Pete wants to maintain his new gangsta image, his only option now is to beat the shit out of this guy. I'm thinking he most likely does nothing and cries to Ariana about it in private because it's ALL HER FAULT FOR WEARING THAT DRESS!
There might also be some comments made about him "not being a real Christian" as "those people don't have souls," and perhaps a "we should never have sent missionaries over there" and a "should have left them to their jungle cannibal superstitions." Just spitballing here.
Forget about this handsy nigga. When the fuck is bad boy Pete going to call out Dan "the Hymen Divider"Schneider? Schneider already is out of Hollywood, head low hanging fruit now anyway for "me too."
Pete looks like such a loser now, he’s probably the type of FGT that is too good to talk to ppl anymore, but will probably blow his brains out when she realizes how much of a whinny little bitch he is.
She was looking fine as fuck in that skimpy little dress that she wore to a funeral of all places. I wouldn't have groped her, but I definitely would have pulled a Bill Clinton and looked her up and down. It reminds me of my uncle's funeral. One of his daughters showed up to the funeral in a tight little dress, assumed the doggy style position at his grave, and started bawling. Instead of thinking about my dead uncle, I started thinking about my cousin's top shelf pooper.
You're lucky. I'm attracted to chicks with perky little tits and tight little bodies who look like they could be high school cheerleaders. It's truly a curse.
Hey maybe this is why Ant stayed away from Ro’s funeral, he’d be too tempted to fingerbang a family member over her grave. I heard he’s fucking his brother’s daughter.
Meanwhile this subs' over here screaming from the rooftops about Sarah Tianna being hand raped by that Indian/Canadian comic for years and only thing we get is banned and the YouTube link scrubbed.
Pete is so transparently ill-equipped to hang on to this girl for the long haul. She will arrive at the epiphany literally any second now that she can do infinitely better. Losing her is going to utterly ruin him.
Pete Davidson, who has struggled with mental heath issues most of his life, has revealed he once tried to drown himself in a pool.
“I’ve been in and out of mental health facilities since I was 9,” the 24-year-old “Saturday Night Live” star said in Variety’s annual Power of Young Hollywood issue published Tuesday. “I tried to drown myself in the pool when I was in the fourth or fifth grade. I was trying to get my head stuck in the ladder in the deep end, so I would not be able to get up.”
He added, “But I’m too much of a p—y, and my head is too small.”
He's so transparent. He's just a boring average dorky dipshit like Norton, so do the chick thing & invent some shit about themselves to appear more mysterious & tortured.
Exactly. It's like saying Oh I tried to kill myself by taking a bunch of sleeping pills but pussied out and didn't take the pills. Idk why faggots sympathize with this nonsense.
Sober dudes do this shit for real? I thought behaviour like this was like a feminist myth. This is extremely rapey and disgusting. But what is most abhorrent thing about this situation is that Ariana Grande was even invited at this funeral. She's a fucking creepy midget sex-singer who would be nothing if she didnt agree to deepthroat a microphone.
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1 Cullen396 2018-09-01
That nigga grabbed the shit out of that tit
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-09-01
2020 won't come soon enough.
1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-09-01
?
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-09-01
I mean I prefer 60 Minutes but too each his own.
1 kingship75 2018-09-01
I like Nightline, or sumpthin'.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-01
She looks comfortable.
1 JustPooch 2018-09-01
She's one from Dan Schneider's harem. A little groping is nothing.
1 Bonerretardfaggot 2018-09-01
When did Ant become a pastor? I never knew Ariana was >18.
1 ObscureShitposter 2018-09-01
If Pete wants to maintain his new gangsta image, his only option now is to beat the shit out of this guy. I'm thinking he most likely does nothing and cries to Ariana about it in private because it's ALL HER FAULT FOR WEARING THAT DRESS!
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-09-01
Well, that's not entirely wrong.
1 Phkna1 2018-09-01
Mel would handle this shit, stat.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-01
Something tells me he'd have a few choice words for the reverend!
1 enzo_trash 2018-09-01
Mel would say it was her fault, and she should thank god it wasnt a pack of reverends
1 McGowan9 2018-09-01
There might also be some comments made about him "not being a real Christian" as "those people don't have souls," and perhaps a "we should never have sent missionaries over there" and a "should have left them to their jungle cannibal superstitions." Just spitballing here.
1 cucktastrophy 2018-09-01
Keep going, I'm listening
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-09-01
Faggot didn't even finger her. Pathetic and sad! (Personal opinion)
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-01
mc hammer?
1 MF_Cumio 2018-09-01
Forget about this handsy nigga. When the fuck is bad boy Pete going to call out Dan "the Hymen Divider"Schneider? Schneider already is out of Hollywood, head low hanging fruit now anyway for "me too."
1 enzo_trash 2018-09-01
metoo isnt about pedo shit
its about women getting affirmative action jobs as “diversity hires” to keep the power dynamic fair
its bullshit
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-01
Hollywood is all in with pedos
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-01
dan schneider has literally never harmed an adult female
1 thrillated 2018-09-01
Dan's not even the most egregious pedo we talk about on here.
1 htxDTAposse 2018-09-01
Pete looks like such a loser now, he’s probably the type of FGT that is too good to talk to ppl anymore, but will probably blow his brains out when she realizes how much of a whinny little bitch he is.
1 thrillated 2018-09-01
Pete'll see this, get another tattoo and call it a day.
1 call_me_winston 2018-09-01
'niggers cum but faggot and go forever is'
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-09-01
This is a very good joke, vuuury good.
1 OHreallydoh 2018-09-01
Clinton was also looking at dat ass
1 crookedmile 2018-09-01
Ol' Billdo wanted to cram it in her ginny shitter
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-09-01
someone in that thread commented "I wish Pete Davidson came out of nowhere and decked him"
lol
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-01
His wrist would snap backward
1 JoeMommma101 2018-09-01
Real Ass Dude of the Month.
1 MattressBoy 2018-09-01
She was looking fine as fuck in that skimpy little dress that she wore to a funeral of all places. I wouldn't have groped her, but I definitely would have pulled a Bill Clinton and looked her up and down. It reminds me of my uncle's funeral. One of his daughters showed up to the funeral in a tight little dress, assumed the doggy style position at his grave, and started bawling. Instead of thinking about my dead uncle, I started thinking about my cousin's top shelf pooper.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-01
Sounds like a good time for a game of pocket pool, friend!
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-09-01
I don't get it with her, she's just a tiny broad with a cute face, there's no ass or tits.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-01
& a hairy butthole (so I've heard)
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-01
Now you've piqued my interest
1 MattressBoy 2018-09-01
You're lucky. I'm attracted to chicks with perky little tits and tight little bodies who look like they could be high school cheerleaders. It's truly a curse.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-09-01
I'm attracted to mentally ill girls with fat asses and flat tummies(not an easy combo to find), that's a curse as well.
1 Al_Descartz_420 2018-09-01
Thought this was Anthony at first but then I read "high school" and figured that's a little too old
1 TheElDan 2018-09-01
Hey maybe this is why Ant stayed away from Ro’s funeral, he’d be too tempted to fingerbang a family member over her grave. I heard he’s fucking his brother’s daughter.
1 vosplug 2018-09-01
His mother's son's brother's girlfriend's daughter, stupid.
1 jdcjr 2018-09-01
I like you. You're a good person.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-01
fuckin little hoowah was asking for it. Shameless!
1 urprobsmkemydicksoft 2018-09-01
Pfft, sideboob.
Meanwhile this subs' over here screaming from the rooftops about Sarah Tianna being hand raped by that Indian/Canadian comic for years and only thing we get is banned and the YouTube link scrubbed.
"...but but Louis jacked off infront of me...."
1 snargfursk 2018-09-01
Shut up
1 instarembling 2018-09-01
Why can't they behave?
1 realister 2018-09-01
how can you grope 0 tits?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-01
Ah be nice. They're itty bitty but they're pert. I'd like to mortar my cum onto that flat chest.
1 kx11 2018-09-01
Ant was right , they are animals
1 VicDumb 2018-09-01
Ant also jerked off with his cousin’s underwear on his face.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-01
Well he's a nigger, so...
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-09-01
What a fucking disgusting creep.
1 jofreal 2018-09-01
Pete is so transparently ill-equipped to hang on to this girl for the long haul. She will arrive at the epiphany literally any second now that she can do infinitely better. Losing her is going to utterly ruin him.
1 Trueduhtective 2018-09-01
This sounds like something Jim would do:
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-09-01
Ah, the AJ Soprano method
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-09-01
He's so transparent. He's just a boring average dorky dipshit like Norton, so do the chick thing & invent some shit about themselves to appear more mysterious & tortured.
Faggots.
1 MarioPennington 2018-09-01
I tried to kill myself but was too much of a pussy to try and kill myself. What the fuck is this?
1 disawayisthrows 2018-09-01
He's such a fuckup he can't even kill himself properly.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-01
Trying to kill yourself and saving yourself is not what I call "trying to kill yourself." That's just faggot cry-for-attention horseshit.
Jumping off a bridge and landing on a freight ship full of pillows is "trying to kill yourself" and being unsuccessful.
1 MarioPennington 2018-09-01
Exactly. It's like saying Oh I tried to kill myself by taking a bunch of sleeping pills but pussied out and didn't take the pills. Idk why faggots sympathize with this nonsense.
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-09-01
His dad died on 9/11 you guys. Marion saw the movie World Trade Center.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-09-01
Maybe she shouldn't have worn that dress.
1 Gr8Chan 2018-09-01
Sober dudes do this shit for real? I thought behaviour like this was like a feminist myth. This is extremely rapey and disgusting. But what is most abhorrent thing about this situation is that Ariana Grande was even invited at this funeral. She's a fucking creepy midget sex-singer who would be nothing if she didnt agree to deepthroat a microphone.
1 Gac93 2018-09-01
Niggers am I right
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-09-01
Probably cry and "overdose" on marijuana. Ol' anus eyes McGillicuddy