Well when you never have had a day job you tend to be up watching those infomercials at 4 am. I’d bet he also bet that he has cans of Flex Seal, 1 Second Slicer, and Peter Popoff’s Miracle Water.
Yes. It’s sad I know of these products. I am an insomniac.
"Hi, is that guarunty bank? There's a load of colour copies of a check blowing around in the street, I've picked up as many as I can & shredded them but there's loads more. Do you want the number so you can stop them?"
Joe is, allegedly, a grown man, so he can spend his money whichever way he wants. Even if he leeches off of what his brother stole by charging cancelled subs.
He filled out and filed paperwork over $24. Think about that. What kind of loser would do that?
Oh yes. The same kind of cheap, no-job-so-plenty- of-time-on-his-hands loser who would willingly go on a fake tv court show to humiliate himself over a few hundred dollars.
He looked a frightened little boy throughout that entire court appearance - wide-eyed and so nervous he was stumbling over his words.
Then when he gets back home safely behind his keyboard, he starts acting like a badass, creating his little Twitter profile pic and sharing nudes of the judge on Facebook.
He didn’t even do that until his appearance actually aired and he saw what a fool he looked like. After it taped he bragged on Facebook about the $24 he won.
He really sold it on Facebook, too. Not only did he win but he really showed that snowflake libtard bar owner who was boss. You would think the whole court gave him a standing ovation based on his description. To the point that he sent a lengthy text to the guy who lost telling him that he took no pleasure in how much he beat him.
He gloats about the most pathetic things. The only purposeful thing he could do with his life is die of a massive heart attack and sustain the interests of this sub for a few weeks.
I hate how every post from this very slightly-smarter-than-average smug guinea is either written in a pseudointellectual, proseletyzing style or an exclamatory, 95 IQ, Facebook tatted Mom emotional style.
If I received a $24 check from a class action lawsuit it would sit in my stack of mail for a few months as I would forget to cash such an insignificant amount of money and wouldn't give a fuck about the lawsuit.
I sold my old truck and just a received a cheque from my insurance for $63 from an overpayment on the monthly term based in the sale date. I am planning to film myself in the new truck throwing dollars bills out the window because it seems like the cool thing to do.
I’d be more interested in reading that garbage than Anthony’s. Anthony has enough Shane to lie in his book about his shortcomings. Joe revels in the fact he takes an allowance from his little brother, there is no shame.
"He filled out the paperwork"
He acts as though he buried himself in receipts and a calculator and did the taxes of Al Capone. I guarantee it was a few check boxes and a date and signature. The hardest part is finding a stamp.
There are plenty of class action lawsuits that you can apply to online. It’s as easy as putting in your address and forgetting about it. He does that to buy a $100 Les Paul from Singapore, why wouldn’t he do it over some faulty pillows?
Quite possibly one of the most worthless and uninteresting social media posts of all time. Has anybody ever been more irrelevant than this stupid zero?
I remember getting an email about class action lawsuit from back when Playstation's networks got hacked.
I could have gotten 10 bucks if I filled out my information on their site, but who in the fuck wants to waste their time doing that?
Completely worthless unless you get 3 digits or more out of it.
Is this something a 60 year old man would have even considered posting about on social media?
He could have made that in half an hour if he had been working a trade instead of suckling off his brother's teat and chasing a teenage dream for 40 years.
79 comments
1 Not_Anthwan 2018-09-01
I see that giving out his address didn't teach that retard anything.
1 dropngo 2018-09-01
Cumias never learn. Unless the subject is welfare, trannies or the newest social media blocking techniques.
1 pfg2me 2018-09-01
i don't understand why he blacked it out in this photo when it's on the front page of his website...
1 doxxbrown 2018-09-01
He really will do anything in order to avoid holding a real job.
1 Kalikhead 2018-09-01
Well when you never have had a day job you tend to be up watching those infomercials at 4 am. I’d bet he also bet that he has cans of Flex Seal, 1 Second Slicer, and Peter Popoff’s Miracle Water.
Yes. It’s sad I know of these products. I am an insomniac.
1 KangolVos 2018-09-01
I like the pot with the lid that never sticks! A problem that I have had zero times with regular pots.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-01
but can you hit your wife with it & say she made it up ?
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-09-01
"You know how much children's saliva you can absorb with a Shamwow?!!"
1 Holdontoyabutt 2018-09-01
"absorb? what a waste."
t. J. Cumia
1 crookedmile 2018-09-01
Kiss the pan! The pan kisses you!
1 Mexijesus 2018-09-01
Joe writes like a teenage girl. He's such a stupid old homo and never has anything interesting to say.
Also his brother is a pedophile.
1 Leofan7 2018-09-01
But he himself is not! Said so on the TV court.
1 gab-a-ghoul 2018-09-01
Without any prompting. He's a smart one, that Joe.
1 Mexijesus 2018-09-01
He also mentioned while telling people on Facebook about his dead crackwhore of a mother.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-09-01
I loved how the one time he tried to be self aware and make a joke about himself was on the post about his fucking mother dying.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-01
No he didn't. He said he had been accused of being a pedophile but never denied it. Get it right or pay the price!
CAMP ANAWANNA, WE HOLD YOU IN OUR HEARTS
1 blue_magoo_62 2018-09-01
So Nanas older sister went back to the store because she noticed her discount didnt go through? Then someone fixed it for her
Fuck me im nodding like a newborn reading this bollocks. Joe, you tepid old cunt tell better stories.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-09-01
Why is a check for $24 an announcement? Does Joe not realize that energy is finite?
1 A-Greedy-Goldberg 2018-09-01
Lucky for him he bought four pillows to get that whopping twenty four dollar windfall
1 dropngo 2018-09-01
He does fancy himself a businessman. Anth would still be working air and heating without his guidance.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-09-01
You know Joe, not everything warrants a social media diatribe. You can keep some things to yourself.
1 johnajapanda 2018-09-01
He wrote "WORSHABLE", he is so fucking hateable.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-01
"Hi, is that guarunty bank? There's a load of colour copies of a check blowing around in the street, I've picked up as many as I can & shredded them but there's loads more. Do you want the number so you can stop them?"
1 Toss__Pot 2018-09-01
he got the money 'cus the pillows burst when his brother's face down biting them
1 BlackManMoan 2018-09-01
This is literally something a rebellious teenager with a paper ego would post. He's really sticking it to the maaaaaan, maaaaaan.
Also, no one is going to mention that this bafoon either A. bought these pillows from the TV or B. bought them from Walmart at the register?
1 klitton 2018-09-01
Joe is, allegedly, a grown man, so he can spend his money whichever way he wants. Even if he leeches off of what his brother stole by charging cancelled subs.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-09-01
No one should have given them any money.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-09-01
Grown? He's almost ready for the nursery home. I bet Anthony will forget to visit him too...
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-09-01
Can anyone beat this man in court? He's just racking up the wins, dignity be damned.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-09-01
And he can enter into contracts
1 TungstenShit 2018-09-01
And he's not a pedophile.
1 pfg2me 2018-09-01
he's never made this clear
1 zenicaone 2018-09-01
THANK YOU
1 instarembling 2018-09-01
Only our savior M can that
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-09-01
Looks like Joe is getting a pizza and a six pack tonight.
1 dropngo 2018-09-01
Six pack? Is he copying his brother (again) and taking a trip to Fire Island?
1 McGowan9 2018-09-01
He filled out and filed paperwork over $24. Think about that. What kind of loser would do that?
Oh yes. The same kind of cheap, no-job-so-plenty- of-time-on-his-hands loser who would willingly go on a fake tv court show to humiliate himself over a few hundred dollars.
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1 gab-a-ghoul 2018-09-01
He looked a frightened little boy throughout that entire court appearance - wide-eyed and so nervous he was stumbling over his words.
Then when he gets back home safely behind his keyboard, he starts acting like a badass, creating his little Twitter profile pic and sharing nudes of the judge on Facebook.
I hate him so much.
1 JimAndSamShow 2018-09-01
He didn’t even do that until his appearance actually aired and he saw what a fool he looked like. After it taped he bragged on Facebook about the $24 he won.
1 dropngo 2018-09-01
He really sold it on Facebook, too. Not only did he win but he really showed that snowflake libtard bar owner who was boss. You would think the whole court gave him a standing ovation based on his description. To the point that he sent a lengthy text to the guy who lost telling him that he took no pleasure in how much he beat him.
1 MarbleSpaceDog 2018-09-01
I don't know dude I heard he was in a biker gang that's killed loads of people.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-09-01
Plus how many hours did he waste checking mailbox/sleepless nights just for this check
1 all_copacetic 2018-09-01
He gloats about the most pathetic things. The only purposeful thing he could do with his life is die of a massive heart attack and sustain the interests of this sub for a few weeks.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-09-01
I hate how every post from this very slightly-smarter-than-average smug guinea is either written in a pseudointellectual, proseletyzing style or an exclamatory, 95 IQ, Facebook tatted Mom emotional style.
1 Soundboard_Fez 2018-09-01
Just one crackhead loser stealing from another one.
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/20/how-mypillow-founder-went-from-crack-addict-to-self-made-millionaire.html
1 MrCocklefroth 2018-09-01
What a sad man joe cumia is
1 xxmikekxx 2018-09-01
The man has never met a hand-out he didn’t like
1 paulallens 2018-09-01
If I received a $24 check from a class action lawsuit it would sit in my stack of mail for a few months as I would forget to cash such an insignificant amount of money and wouldn't give a fuck about the lawsuit.
1 SGFTI 2018-09-01
I would cash it immediately and treat myself to some food that isn't great value for a change.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-09-01
$24 dollar reimbursement for four $40 pillows. Made out like a bandit, BroJoe!
1 Bluesmoky 2018-09-01
I sold my old truck and just a received a cheque from my insurance for $63 from an overpayment on the monthly term based in the sale date. I am planning to film myself in the new truck throwing dollars bills out the window because it seems like the cool thing to do.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-09-01
Joe's next buffoonery will be to write a book about it "Permanently Suspended disbelief" (The luck and success of Joe Cumia)
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-09-01
I’d be more interested in reading that garbage than Anthony’s. Anthony has enough Shane to lie in his book about his shortcomings. Joe revels in the fact he takes an allowance from his little brother, there is no shame.
1 Sithjerky 2018-09-01
His twitter isn't suspended yet? We gotta up our game
1 Vulgardervish 2018-09-01
"He filled out the paperwork" He acts as though he buried himself in receipts and a calculator and did the taxes of Al Capone. I guarantee it was a few check boxes and a date and signature. The hardest part is finding a stamp.
1 TheElDan 2018-09-01
There are plenty of class action lawsuits that you can apply to online. It’s as easy as putting in your address and forgetting about it. He does that to buy a $100 Les Paul from Singapore, why wouldn’t he do it over some faulty pillows?
1 Vulgardervish 2018-09-01
It's the equivalent of a couponer.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2018-09-01
Well we're movin on up, to the east side...
1 boomshakalakaah 2018-09-01
I’m proud of Joe. He is finally making a living outside of his brother’s shadow. One small step for Joe, one giant step for Cumiakind
1 Cumia_Box 2018-09-01
WHO FUCKING CARES
1 WalterWhite2012 2018-09-01
This idiot didn’t redact the routing number, account number or check amount. If anyone gave a shit they could mobile deposit this.
1 Mr-B0jangles 2018-09-01
Quite possibly one of the most worthless and uninteresting social media posts of all time. Has anybody ever been more irrelevant than this stupid zero?
1 NashuaDan 2018-09-01
I'm starting to think Brother Joe might not be so bright
1 Humble_is_great 2018-09-01
Real talk: who the fuck washes a pillow and not just the slip you put over it?
1 TheElDan 2018-09-01
He doesn’t wash them, he just strains the drool out of them.
1 NOFX_SUCKS 2018-09-01
Who the fuck fill outs paperwork for 24 dollars
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-09-01
I remember getting an email about class action lawsuit from back when Playstation's networks got hacked.
I could have gotten 10 bucks if I filled out my information on their site, but who in the fuck wants to waste their time doing that? Completely worthless unless you get 3 digits or more out of it.
1 Rock-Coat 2018-09-01
Probably more than he makes with 2U and "almost on a Gurney"
1 i-am-the-werewolf 2018-09-01
The Petty Bros
1 Kevtv 2018-09-01
It's amazing that I hate Joe more than his criminal brother.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-09-01
Biggest paycheck he's ever recieved
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-09-01
He's proud because he feels like he earned this money but it's just a refund of Anthony's money he spent.
1 db111 2018-09-01
Can this man engage in contracts?
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-09-01
Is this something a 60 year old man would have even considered posting about on social media?
He could have made that in half an hour if he had been working a trade instead of suckling off his brother's teat and chasing a teenage dream for 40 years.
1 DryTeeth 2018-09-01
Doesn't somewhere here know how to undo the black highlight he put on his address??
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-09-01
"See, Anth? I do make my own money!"
1 Reaktif 2018-09-01
It's mind-boggling how this idiot boomer even figured out how to plug in a guitar let alone learn chord progressions. fucking hell
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-09-01
Of course Joe let a charismatic mustached man on tv convince him those pillows were somehow special.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-09-01
He lives off allowances and petty law suits. What a low rent welfare nigger.
1 TheElDan 2018-09-01
Well I, for one, am happy for him. He’d have to work four 2U shows to make that kind of scratch!
1 SalesCunt129 2018-09-01
And he can enter into contracts
1 instarembling 2018-09-01
Only our savior M can that